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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Who wants a shag? I do

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Meeeeee

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh, if I must

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By *ezebelWoman  over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"Who wants a shag? I do "

ok but pull my nightie down when youve finished

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Who wants a shag? I do "

Naaa early night after a nice cup of tea thanks

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Meeeeee "

Come on let's have a bit of flange on flange

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If you're offering

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

Shag, shag, who has time for a shag? I might fit one in about january

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By *az_1976Man  over a year ago

Peterborough/Huntingdon

Lol don't we all

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

had an amazing one on Tuesday

wouldn't mind him knocking on my door tomorrow haah

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Who wants a shag? I do

ok but pull my nightie down when youve finished "

Oh sexy baby

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Me. Mother Nature is in the way this week so I'm focusing on plans for next

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham

I'm saving myself.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Who wants a shag? I do "

In a week

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Of course!

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Who wants a shag? I do

Naaa early night after a nice cup of tea thanks "

Milk, one sugar and budge up I'm coming in

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By *onnie55Man  over a year ago

Port Talbot

I would love one.. It's been a while..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Who wants a shag? I do "

Most definitely

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No foreplay?

Women.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Meeeeee

Come on let's have a bit of flange on flange "

it just sounds so hot when you put it like that

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

Oh unless tneir fit then I could fit one in next week

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

God yes please!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Think mines been so long I can be called a virgin again lol

I do!

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Actually, no.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I do...lady speaking hihi

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By *igeiaWoman  over a year ago

Bristol

Meh. I'm already in my pyjamas. Climbing out of them for sex seems like a ballache.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yeah go on then

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Meeeeee

Come on let's have a bit of flange on flange it just sounds so hot when you put it like that "

I know I'm a seductive type of gal

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By *ezebelWoman  over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"Oh unless tneir fit then I could fit one in next week "

Nice save

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Do I have to, I'm rather tired

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Actually, no. "

Get off my thread then....

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By *om and JennieCouple  over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Me. Mother Nature is in the way this week so I'm focusing on plans for next "

She buggered up my plans last weekend. I'm gagging for it!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Meeeeee

Come on let's have a bit of flange on flange it just sounds so hot when you put it like that

I know I'm a seductive type of gal "

That's what I've always said about you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes, my name is shag lol

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Actually, no.

Get off my thread then.... "

I do really. I was playing hard to get.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I do and I could get one, just not from the person i want

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mee toooo

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Actually, no.

Get off my thread then....

I do really. I was playing hard to get. "

first time for everything I suppose

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

May as well if there's nothing else to do haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mee toooo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Who wants a shag? I do "

I'll take a girlie shag pleaseeeese

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By *o new WinksMan  over a year ago

BSE

There are a few ladies on here who could possibly persuade me to give up my vow of chastity...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Me please, it's been a little while!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Who wants a shag? I do

I'll take a girlie shag pleaseeeese"

Me too pleaseeee

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've had two today

But wouldn't mind a gentle spooning session

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Me. Mother Nature is in the way this week so I'm focusing on plans for next "

Never let Mother Nature stop us, Sarah was always extra horny at that time,

sadly those days are gone....

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By *onbons_xxMan  over a year ago

Bolton

I'm dressed for bed already and have a slight headache, might need persuading

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've just painted my nails it might smudge them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Got a lovely one on tuesday

Bloody hell that was ages ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I would....

But I'm washing my hair

-Courtney

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By *innamon!Woman  over a year ago

no matter

What a great idea..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Me. But no chance of that, be next yr before I get the chance for fun!

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By *an_WoodMan  over a year ago

Stafford

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Meeeeee

Come on let's have a bit of flange on flange "

Suction cups

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Meeeeee

Come on let's have a bit of flange on flange it just sounds so hot when you put it like that

I know I'm a seductive type of gal

That's what I've always said about you "

I wouldn't know seductive if it hit me in the face

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wouldnt mind a session or 3

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Meeeeee

Come on let's have a bit of flange on flange

Suction cups "

Ohh yes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hell yes please.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I had a bath earlier i don't wish to be soiled once again. But I'll accept a hand job...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Meeeeee

Come on let's have a bit of flange on flange it just sounds so hot when you put it like that

I know I'm a seductive type of gal

That's what I've always said about you

I wouldn't know seductive if it hit me in the face "

I like that though who says sex can't be fun

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"There are a few ladies on here who could possibly persuade me to give up my vow of chastity... "

You not having sex fucking hell you ill?

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I've just painted my nails it might smudge them "

I've just painted my toenails shall we compare over gin

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By *rben112Man  over a year ago

worcester

Always

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Please, I'm beginning to forget what it's like it's been a while!!!

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By *hekaiserMan  over a year ago

Glasgow

I do!!

Its been sooooo long

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

me its been way to long

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By *iSTARessWoman  over a year ago

London

Hell yes! Been two weeks

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By *iSTARessWoman  over a year ago

London

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

ooh oooh pick me! Pick me!

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"ooh oooh pick me! Pick me! "

Go on then if you must

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By *km45Man  over a year ago

UTTOXETER

I'd love a shag right now or any time. Happy to oblige any lady this weekend

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well, if there's nothing good on telly...

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By *ubybabyCouple  over a year ago

lincoln ish

Its been that long cant remember what a shag is xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ready and waiting ladies

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ooh oooh pick me! Pick me!

Go on then if you must "

Some day.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ooh oooh pick me! Pick me!

Go on then if you must

Some day. "

Really man!! It's on a plate!! (Well sofa)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oddly enough, I don't today. Expect I will soon enough though. Feeling a little jaded and sad at the moment.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oddly enough, I don't today. Expect I will soon enough though. Feeling a little jaded and sad at the moment. "

Jump on the bus love, there's plenty of us on board.

(sorry about the love.)

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Actually, no.

Get off my thread then....

I do really. I was playing hard to get. first time for everything I suppose "

Bagger orf.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anyone fancy a pint?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ooh oooh pick me! Pick me!

Go on then if you must

Some day.

Really man!! It's on a plate!! (Well sofa)"

It's the 2 hour drive that's the problem! !!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ooh oooh pick me! Pick me!

Go on then if you must

Some day.

Really man!! It's on a plate!! (Well sofa)

It's the 2 hour drive that's the problem! !!"

Distance holds no bounds, well yeah it is a pain in the ass!! Bad times

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyone fancy a pint?"

Could I have a glass of wine instead?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've just painted my nails it might smudge them

I've just painted my toenails shall we compare over gin "

Excellent plan....mine are dark blue with green/blue glitter over...I'm feeling lazy tonight so didn't do anything fancy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyone fancy a pint?"

That's more like it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyone fancy a pint?

Could I have a glass of wine instead? "

Can i come?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oddly enough, I don't today. Expect I will soon enough though. Feeling a little jaded and sad at the moment.

Jump on the bus love, there's plenty of us on board.

(sorry about the love.)"

That is ok. I will forgive the love. Nice to get a reply.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"ooh oooh pick me! Pick me!

Go on then if you must

Some day.

Really man!! It's on a plate!! (Well sofa)

It's the 2 hour drive that's the problem! !!

Distance holds no bounds, well yeah it is a pain in the ass!! Bad times "

It's ok chams is on my door step so I shall go there tomorrow and flutter my eyelashes

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I've just painted my nails it might smudge them

I've just painted my toenails shall we compare over gin

Excellent plan....mine are dark blue with green/blue glitter over...I'm feeling lazy tonight so didn't do anything fancy"

Mine are pink to match my nails I had done today

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

if you are offering op x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Me please!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"What's a shag"

Been that long I've forgotten!!

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Anyone fancy a pint?

Could I have a glass of wine instead? "

Can I have a vodka and Diet Coke please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyone fancy a pint?

That's more like it. "

I'll join in with this.. Women can wait

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyone fancy a pint?

That's more like it.

I'll join in with this.. Women can wait "

We're bloody coming!!

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By *omPeepingMan  over a year ago

ossett

Me, wouldn't mind a cougar ruining me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyone fancy a pint?

That's more like it.

I'll join in with this.. Women can wait

We're bloody coming!!"

Yes Ma'am!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Me, wouldn't mind a cougar ruining me "

Have you tried asking at the zoo?

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman  over a year ago

Hereabouts

Ask me again in the morning

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By *hyllyphyllyMan  over a year ago

Bradford

I'd much rather have a coffee and a choccy biccie

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By *o new WinksMan  over a year ago

BSE


"There are a few ladies on here who could possibly persuade me to give up my vow of chastity...

You not having sex fucking hell you ill? "

Yes it has been 3 days.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes please but chance would be a fine thing

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman  over a year ago
Forum Mod

My Own Little World

Nah, I don't have the energy or the inclination

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I wouldn't say no

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well... If you insist.

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By *neeyedpirateMan  over a year ago

ask!

I just want to chat lol but if someone wants to sit on my cock I won't say no lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh yes,

Would love one sometime soon.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Who wants a shag? I do "
bend over

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Who wants a shag? I do bend over "

OMG I'm not a piece of meat ya know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Me me me!!!

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"There are a few ladies on here who could possibly persuade me to give up my vow of chastity...

You not having sex fucking hell you ill?

Yes it has been 3 days."

Get on it then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Who wants a shag? I do bend over

OMG I'm not a piece of meat ya know "

Would love to give you one (maybe more)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm up for Netflix and chill.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Score!!! I 'may' have a tinder 'date' tomorrow with a handsome 25 year old..... Tinder is another word for sex on tap right?!

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Score!!! I 'may' have a tinder 'date' tomorrow with a handsome 25 year old..... Tinder is another word for sex on tap right?!"

No it's a dating site you hussy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Score!!! I 'may' have a tinder 'date' tomorrow with a handsome 25 year old..... Tinder is another word for sex on tap right?!

No it's a dating site you hussy "

Hmmmm do I or don't I? He is 25....

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By *o new WinksMan  over a year ago

BSE


"There are a few ladies on here who could possibly persuade me to give up my vow of chastity...

You not having sex fucking hell you ill?

Yes it has been 3 days.

Get on it then "

Truth be known, I have cried off twice because of a sore throat and the beginnings of a coldsore.

Both are going though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just had some but I'm a greedy girl.....

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"There are a few ladies on here who could possibly persuade me to give up my vow of chastity...

You not having sex fucking hell you ill?

Yes it has been 3 days.

Get on it then

Truth be known, I have cried off twice because of a sore throat and the beginnings of a coldsore.

Both are going though "

Aww didums

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Who wants a shag? I do "
holy shit yes any intrested bi ladies intrested dont be shy drop me a line

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Score!!! I 'may' have a tinder 'date' tomorrow with a handsome 25 year old..... Tinder is another word for sex on tap right?!

No it's a dating site you hussy

Hmmmm do I or don't I? He is 25.... "

Do it! All perfectly above board

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Score!!! I 'may' have a tinder 'date' tomorrow with a handsome 25 year old..... Tinder is another word for sex on tap right?!

No it's a dating site you hussy

Hmmmm do I or don't I? He is 25.... "

What's to lose (loose) not sure which one so shoot me now....I love dates I'm awaiting my last first date

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By *neeyedpirateMan  over a year ago

ask!

I now have kik if anyone wants to shag me lol

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I now have kik if anyone wants to shag me lol"

Classy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Score!!! I 'may' have a tinder 'date' tomorrow with a handsome 25 year old..... Tinder is another word for sex on tap right?!

No it's a dating site you hussy

Hmmmm do I or don't I? He is 25....

What's to lose (loose) not sure which one so shoot me now....I love dates I'm awaiting my last first date "

I either get a drink or a shag out of it, shag would be better right now though. God I AM a hussy!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I now have kik if anyone wants to shag me lol"

You do know you can put your dick through the phone right?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Meeeeee

Come on let's have a bit of flange on flange "

Can I watch?

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By *neeyedpirateMan  over a year ago

ask!


"I now have kik if anyone wants to shag me lol

Classy "

How did you know my middle name lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There are a few ladies on here who could possibly persuade me to give up my vow of chastity...

You not having sex fucking hell you ill?

Yes it has been 3 days.

Get on it then

Truth be known, I have cried off twice because of a sore throat and the beginnings of a coldsore.

Both are going though "

As I read this the radio was playing Wham's ~ "I'm just a love machine...." seemed pretty apt x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Me please, it's been a little while!"

And there's me been through Edenbridge every night this week!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There are a few ladies on here who could possibly persuade me to give up my vow of chastity...

You not having sex fucking hell you ill?

Yes it has been 3 days.

Get on it then

Truth be known, I have cried off twice because of a sore throat and the beginnings of a coldsore.

Both are going though

As I read this the radio was playing Wham's ~ "I'm just a love machine...." seemed pretty apt x"

Haven't heard that in years!! Wham!

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By *ildbillkidMan  over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

My right hand has become my best friend so yes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yep - its been some time!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyone fancy a pint?

Could I have a glass of wine instead?

Can i come?"

I took it for granted you'd be there my lovely xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Score!!! I 'may' have a tinder 'date' tomorrow with a handsome 25 year old..... Tinder is another word for sex on tap right?!

No it's a dating site you hussy

Hmmmm do I or don't I? He is 25.... "

Do it! Tinder was my way of having sex again after being a born again virgin

They were mainly 20 & 21 year olds so 25 is ancient Enjoy!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Score!!! I 'may' have a tinder 'date' tomorrow with a handsome 25 year old..... Tinder is another word for sex on tap right?!

No it's a dating site you hussy

Hmmmm do I or don't I? He is 25....

Do it! Tinder was my way of having sex again after being a born again virgin

They were mainly 20 & 21 year olds so 25 is ancient Enjoy!!!"

I've already set it up!! Well lunch time date!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

*slowly raises hand*

Depends who's offering.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*slowly raises hand*

Depends who's offering."

Cheeky was the originator.... but I'm not sure if she's changed her mind and is coming on the pub trip now

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By *neeyedpirateMan  over a year ago

ask!


"*slowly raises hand*

Depends who's offering.

Cheeky was the originator.... but I'm not sure if she's changed her mind and is coming on the pub trip now "

Can I come also

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes please late night shag anyone?

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By *ark CharmerMan  over a year ago

Horsham

Whats a shag???

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"*slowly raises hand*

Depends who's offering.

Cheeky was the originator.... but I'm not sure if she's changed her mind and is coming on the pub trip now "

Me, you and the pub anytime

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By *rodigalMan  over a year ago

sunderland

Free for a shag Friday night lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I had one this afternoon and very pleasant it was too.

So in answer to the OP no a second one would be greedy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I had a full weekend training and since then I've been absolutely rampant! It's wearing off now, but for days I've been in so much need of a "special cuddle"

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I had a full weekend training and since then I've been absolutely rampant! It's wearing off now, but for days I've been in so much need of a "special cuddle" "

Aww I will give you a cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I had a full weekend training and since then I've been absolutely rampant! It's wearing off now, but for days I've been in so much need of a "special cuddle"

Aww I will give you a cuddle "

A special cuddle?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

(Throws hand up in the air)

would love a good shagging all through the night

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"(Throws hand up in the air)

would love a good shagging all through the night "

Errrrmmm you forget chams

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By *lutandhubbyCouple  over a year ago

west midlands

both of us. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Im bloody gagging

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm a walking erection lol

Always up for an offer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm late again to the party aren't I?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ooh oooh pick me! Pick me!

Go on then if you must

Some day.

Really man!! It's on a plate!! (Well sofa)

It's the 2 hour drive that's the problem! !!

Distance holds no bounds, well yeah it is a pain in the ass!! Bad times

It's ok chams is on my door step so I shall go there tomorrow and flutter my eyelashes "

Have fun. X

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By *aneandpaulCouple  over a year ago

cleveleys

no thanks clean my teeth and a coffee ask me about 11am Jane

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can't decide what I want today, but a shag is always appreciated

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"ooh oooh pick me! Pick me!

Go on then if you must

Some day.

Really man!! It's on a plate!! (Well sofa)

It's the 2 hour drive that's the problem! !!

Distance holds no bounds, well yeah it is a pain in the ass!! Bad times

It's ok chams is on my door step so I shall go there tomorrow and flutter my eyelashes

Have fun. X"

I'll try

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I could murder a shag right now...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I could murder a shag right now... "

Are you building a new patio?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ever ready so we're up for a shag!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This thread has depressed me. I new it would be a while, but this made me realise just how long it will be. 2 months at least!

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By *ust RachelTV/TS  over a year ago

Horsham

I would not say no to one.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Am I too late?

Just realised its been a month since last time and I've no idea when I will again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yup...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yep gagging for it here!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I maybe tempted

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By *ty31Man  over a year ago

NW London

Are we talking about rugs/carpets? I'd love a shag pile one.

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