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"Have a wank" Can't be bothered.... | |||
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"I am in a bastard of a bad mood.... How should one go about changing ones mood? Relax, sit down, cold beer or wine and chat to all the lovely people on fab " Now you're trying to challenge me to achieve the impossible.... | |||
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"Got any funny DVDs? That always gets me cheered up." Ahhh comedy is always a good thing.... Must Google some Jim Jefferies Thanks | |||
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"go on YouTube and watch some funny videos of cats " Noooo.... I am far too manly to be fooled into being happy by a fluffy cute thing!! | |||
"Have a wank" this. Honestly! Porn and a wank. | |||
"Slap yourself about the body with a wet fish " he's haddock already. | |||
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"Slap yourself about the body with a wet fish " Go For a Walk Too cold for either of the above... | |||
"I am in a bastard of a bad mood.... How should one go about changing ones mood? Relax, sit down, cold beer or wine and chat to all the lovely people on fab Now you're trying to challenge me to achieve the impossible.... " But its a good challenge | |||
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"What put you in the mood?" Good Question!! Not sure, think combination of events... Divorced now but not got finance settled.. I have a Painfully slow solicitor.. I am actually quite happy being single, which is a surprise to me... I think its feeling like I am 21 with the social circle of a 101 year old. Argh Life...... | |||
"Put on your fav tunes " I thought that earlier, I last listened to "Hurt" by Johnny Cash.... might be his fault!! | |||
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"Start an argument with an idiot. Always entertains me. Not on here, though. There are no idiots on Fab. Try 4chan" Are there not? I beg to differ good sir! Fab is awash with morons | |||
" Argh Life......" Only you can change it. What makes you happy? Do that. | |||
"I am in a bastard of a bad mood.... How should one go about changing ones mood? Relax, sit down, cold beer or wine and chat to all the lovely people on fab Now you're trying to challenge me to achieve the impossible.... But its a good challenge " OK... | |||
" Argh Life...... Only you can change it. What makes you happy? Do that. " Your chin man made me smile..... | |||
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" Argh Life...... Only you can change it. What makes you happy? Do that. Your chin man made me smile..... " Chin, knee, boob....whatever | |||
"Got for a swim or gym session. " I think I need a distraction, or some temptation.... | |||
"I am in a bastard of a bad mood.... How should one go about changing ones mood?" Have a word with yourself. Then watch a funny film. Cal | |||
"Do you have a dog? Cuddling my dogs or playing tug-o-war always puts me in a much better mood -Courtney" I have two dogs...... But the Ex wife has them.... really depressed now.... I make "marvin the depressed android" look like a life coach!! | |||
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"Start an argument with an idiot. Always entertains me. Not on here, though. There are no idiots on Fab. Try 4chan Are there not? I beg to differ good sir! Fab is awash with morons" Fair enough. You tell them! | |||
"Do you have a dog? Cuddling my dogs or playing tug-o-war always puts me in a much better mood -Courtney I have two dogs...... But the Ex wife has them.... really depressed now.... I make "marvin the depressed android" look like a life coach!!" Your ex got the dogs?!?! Now I know why you're upset. I don't think anything can help you now | |||
"Can't believe no-one's mentioned a nice piece of fruit. " | |||
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"Got for a swim or gym session. I think I need a distraction, or some temptation...." Well if you can't be tempted or distracted on fab where can you be.... | |||
"Now things have settled, plan a trip to an adult club, transport, hotel, clothes etc.....then pick a day and do it. That will cheer you up (and have a wank) " I'll pop in and see Stu at Tease 2. Hearing his woes will no doubt cheer me up..... Probably, (well I have), given a false impression of myself on here today... I am normally quite fun... by feel like I have been stood next to a MoodHoover for too long. I hate being BiPolar, it's AWESOME!!! | |||
"Can't believe no-one's mentioned cake. " Yes cake!!! | |||
"Can't believe no-one's mentioned a nice piece of fruit. " I didn't say that, lol. | |||
"Got for a swim or gym session. I think I need a distraction, or some temptation.... Well if you can't be tempted or distracted on fab where can you be.... " Nice ass pic btw, might have to check it out again..... you and me have alot of things on my mind..... Cheers I am feeling happy now, and as long as Happy does not tell I shall be ok! | |||
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"Now things have settled, plan a trip to an adult club, transport, hotel, clothes etc.....then pick a day and do it. That will cheer you up (and have a wank) I'll pop in and see Stu at Tease 2. Hearing his woes will no doubt cheer me up..... Probably, (well I have), given a false impression of myself on here today... I am normally quite fun... by feel like I have been stood next to a MoodHoover for too long. I hate being BiPolar, it's AWESOME!!!" Get naked, then you can be a BiPolar Bear. Why the bloody hell would Stu at Tease be miserable? Am I right in think he owns an adult club?! | |||
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"Can't believe no-one's mentioned a nice piece of fruit. " Oh! -Courtney | |||
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" Argh Life...... Only you can change it. What makes you happy? Do that. Your chin man made me smile..... " That's not my chin!!! | |||
"Now things have settled, plan a trip to an adult club, transport, hotel, clothes etc.....then pick a day and do it. That will cheer you up (and have a wank) I'll pop in and see Stu at Tease 2. Hearing his woes will no doubt cheer me up..... Probably, (well I have), given a false impression of myself on here today... I am normally quite fun... by feel like I have been stood next to a MoodHoover for too long. I hate being BiPolar, it's AWESOME!!! Get naked, then you can be a BiPolar Bear. Why the bloody hell would Stu at Tease be miserable? Am I right in think he owns an adult club?! " Yes he does think that. My life,My soul... | |||
" Argh Life...... Only you can change it. What makes you happy? Do that. Your chin man made me smile..... That's not my chin!!! " Ok.... wtf is that wearing a hat?? | |||
"Get a water pistol, fill it with ice cold water & fire it at anyone walking by " I did this with hose pipe over fence at son and friends .Was rather funny . | |||
"Can't believe no-one's mentioned a nice piece of fruit. I didn't say that, lol." Damn auto-carrot! | |||
"Get a water pistol, fill it with ice cold water & fire it at anyone walking by I did this with hose pipe over fence at son and friends .Was rather funny . " Funny in a similar way.... To cheer myself up I installed a Loud Lorry Airhorn in my car..... the joys to behold upon sounding the horn....I love seeing people jump scared.... I forgot how complete my life is!!! | |||
" Argh Life...... Only you can change it. What makes you happy? Do that. Your chin man made me smile..... That's not my chin!!! Ok.... wtf is that wearing a hat??" It's my left bewb!! | |||
" Argh Life...... Only you can change it. What makes you happy? Do that. Your chin man made me smile..... That's not my chin!!! Ok.... wtf is that wearing a hat??" I sense a cheerier mood imminently... | |||
"Slap yourself about the body with a wet fish Go For a Walk Too cold for either of the above... " guarantee you will come back from a walk warm as toast | |||
" Argh Life...... Only you can change it. What makes you happy? Do that. Your chin man made me smile..... That's not my chin!!! Ok.... wtf is that wearing a hat?? I sense a cheerier mood imminently... " Life is an occasion...Rise to it... as they say.. | |||
"I am in a bastard of a bad mood.... How should one go about changing ones mood?" Same here | |||
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"go on YouTube and watch some funny videos of cats " I agree with this | |||
"Put on your fav tunes I thought that earlier, I last listened to "Hurt" by Johnny Cash.... might be his fault!!" Go for A Boy Named Sue instead-always make me smile,or One Piece At A Time | |||
" Argh Life...... Only you can change it. What makes you happy? Do that. Your chin man made me smile..... " I just want to point out its a boob not a chin! | |||
" Argh Life...... Only you can change it. What makes you happy? Do that. Your chin man made me smile..... I just want to point out its a boob not a chin!" Prove it, show us yer knees!! | |||
"I am in a bastard of a bad mood.... How should one go about changing ones mood?" Why not start loads of jokey threads with corny punchlines. It seems to have worked for that other fellah. | |||