It's not so much a chat up line but it made me go out with her.
When I was 13 the school hard man threatened to kick the fuck out of me if I didn't go out with his cousin. Worked a treat!
To this day we are still together!
Actually that last bit was a lie, I behaved like a prize twunt (which I find quite easy to do) and sure as shit she went right off me. I think she dumped me 2 weeks later. Phew! |
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