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over a year ago
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"I am for sale at a auction..
Clean shaven, fully toilet trained, good cook,not very house trained but good at staying in bed.
Starting bid 10p..."
Auction ends at 6pm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am for sale at a auction..
Clean shaven, fully toilet trained, good cook,not very house trained but good at staying in bed.
Starting bid 10p..."
I'm going to up the anti £1,20 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am for sale at a auction..
Clean shaven, fully toilet trained, good cook,not very house trained but good at staying in bed.
Starting bid 10p...
I'm going to up the anti £1,20"
Gonna go for £2.10.
I might get you to wash up, and then bend you over my knee after gagging you. Not a sound do I want to hear lovely  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You look good and you fuck so £5"
I'm tempted to raise you, but I'm off to the zoo tomorrow and bought crimbo pressies, so I'm out due to budgeting issues  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am for sale at a auction..
Clean shaven, fully toilet trained, good cook,not very house trained but good at staying in bed.
Starting bid 10p..."
If I thought for one minute you were serious I'd bid £55.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooh the price is shooting up! £51.37  Damn you £52.00
£100? I want my house sparkling though!!
Get the whip out n I'll do anything lol x"
Whips out, get on the floor!! (You are naked right?!) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am for sale at a auction..
Clean shaven, fully toilet trained, good cook,not very house trained but good at staying in bed.
Starting bid 10p...
If I thought for one minute you were serious I'd bid £55. "
£100 is highest bid so far x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooh the price is shooting up! £51.37 Damn you £52.00
£100? I want my house sparkling though!!
Get the whip out n I'll do anything lol x"
£140 a severe whipping and a pot noodle for afters that's my final offer |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ooh the price is shooting up! £51.37 Damn you £52.00
£100? I want my house sparkling though!!
Get the whip out n I'll do anything lol x£140 a severe whipping and a pot noodle for afters that's my final offer "
Mmmmmmm pot noodle now that's tempting lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooh the price is shooting up! £51.37 Damn you £52.00
£100? I want my house sparkling though!!
Get the whip out n I'll do anything lol x£140 a severe whipping and a pot noodle for afters that's my final offer "
Damn you and your offer of pot noodle!! £102 and babybels and a shower! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooh the price is shooting up! £51.37 Damn you £52.00
£100? I want my house sparkling though!!
Get the whip out n I'll do anything lol x£140 a severe whipping and a pot noodle for afters that's my final offer
Damn you and your offer of pot noodle!! £102 and babybels and a shower! "
Shit I meant £152! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ooh the price is shooting up! £51.37 Damn you £52.00
£100? I want my house sparkling though!!
Get the whip out n I'll do anything lol x£140 a severe whipping and a pot noodle for afters that's my final offer
Damn you and your offer of pot noodle!! £102 and babybels and a shower! "
Don't like cheese x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooh the price is shooting up! £51.37 Damn you £52.00
£100? I want my house sparkling though!!
Get the whip out n I'll do anything lol x£140 a severe whipping and a pot noodle for afters that's my final offer
Mmmmmmm pot noodle now that's tempting lol x"
King size one too and just name ya Flavour |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooh the price is shooting up! £51.37 Damn you £52.00
£100? I want my house sparkling though!!
Get the whip out n I'll do anything lol x£140 a severe whipping and a pot noodle for afters that's my final offer
Damn you and your offer of pot noodle!! £102 and babybels and a shower!
Don't like cheese x"
Fussy much!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooh the price is shooting up! £51.37 Damn you £52.00
£100? I want my house sparkling though!!
Get the whip out n I'll do anything lol x£140 a severe whipping and a pot noodle for afters that's my final offer
Damn you and your offer of pot noodle!! £102 and babybels and a shower!
Don't like cheese x"
Ha that's your babybelles blown out the water |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooh the price is shooting up! £51.37 Damn you £52.00
£100? I want my house sparkling though!!
Get the whip out n I'll do anything lol x£140 a severe whipping and a pot noodle for afters that's my final offer
Damn you and your offer of pot noodle!! £102 and babybels and a shower!
Don't like cheese xHa that's your babybelles blown out the water "
I have vodka, wkd and a bottle of whiskey plus the £152!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ooh the price is shooting up! £51.37 Damn you £52.00
£100? I want my house sparkling though!!
Get the whip out n I'll do anything lol x£140 a severe whipping and a pot noodle for afters that's my final offer
Damn you and your offer of pot noodle!! £102 and babybels and a shower!
Don't like cheese xHa that's your babybelles blown out the water
I have vodka, wkd and a bottle of whiskey plus the £152!!"
Don't really drink x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooh the price is shooting up! £51.37 Damn you £52.00
£100? I want my house sparkling though!!
Get the whip out n I'll do anything lol x£140 a severe whipping and a pot noodle for afters that's my final offer
Damn you and your offer of pot noodle!! £102 and babybels and a shower!
Don't like cheese xHa that's your babybelles blown out the water
I have vodka, wkd and a bottle of whiskey plus the £152!!
Don't really drink x"
I am sensing the words 'I'm out' I've got nothing left!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooh the price is shooting up! £51.37 Damn you £52.00
£100? I want my house sparkling though!!
Get the whip out n I'll do anything lol x£140 a severe whipping and a pot noodle for afters that's my final offer
Damn you and your offer of pot noodle!! £102 and babybels and a shower!
Don't like cheese xHa that's your babybelles blown out the water
I have vodka, wkd and a bottle of whiskey plus the £152!!"
 sneaky |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooh the price is shooting up! £51.37 Damn you £52.00
£100? I want my house sparkling though!!
Get the whip out n I'll do anything lol x£140 a severe whipping and a pot noodle for afters that's my final offer
Damn you and your offer of pot noodle!! £102 and babybels and a shower!
Don't like cheese xHa that's your babybelles blown out the water
I have vodka, wkd and a bottle of whiskey plus the £152!! sneaky "
Your pot noodle is still winning! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooh the price is shooting up! £51.37 Damn you £52.00
£100? I want my house sparkling though!!
Get the whip out n I'll do anything lol x£140 a severe whipping and a pot noodle for afters that's my final offer
Damn you and your offer of pot noodle!! £102 and babybels and a shower!
Don't like cheese xHa that's your babybelles blown out the water
I have vodka, wkd and a bottle of whiskey plus the £152!! sneaky
Your pot noodle is still winning!"
I got a terry's chocolate orange for emergency bid too just in case |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ooh the price is shooting up! £51.37 Damn you £52.00
£100? I want my house sparkling though!!
Get the whip out n I'll do anything lol x£140 a severe whipping and a pot noodle for afters that's my final offer
Damn you and your offer of pot noodle!! £102 and babybels and a shower!
Don't like cheese xHa that's your babybelles blown out the water
I have vodka, wkd and a bottle of whiskey plus the £152!! sneaky
Your pot noodle is still winning!I got a terry's chocolate orange for emergency bid too just in case "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooh the price is shooting up! £51.37 Damn you £52.00
£100? I want my house sparkling though!!
Get the whip out n I'll do anything lol x£140 a severe whipping and a pot noodle for afters that's my final offer
Damn you and your offer of pot noodle!! £102 and babybels and a shower!
Don't like cheese xHa that's your babybelles blown out the water
I have vodka, wkd and a bottle of whiskey plus the £152!! sneaky
Your pot noodle is still winning!I got a terry's chocolate orange for emergency bid too just in case "
Damn, if I'd known it was that easy. Ok, four pot noodles, a chocolate orange, crisps and tying up and spanking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooh the price is shooting up! £51.37 Damn you £52.00
£100? I want my house sparkling though!!
Get the whip out n I'll do anything lol x£140 a severe whipping and a pot noodle for afters that's my final offer
Damn you and your offer of pot noodle!! £102 and babybels and a shower!
Don't like cheese xHa that's your babybelles blown out the water
I have vodka, wkd and a bottle of whiskey plus the £152!! sneaky
Your pot noodle is still winning!I got a terry's chocolate orange for emergency bid too just in case
Damn, if I'd known it was that easy. Ok, four pot noodles, a chocolate orange, crisps and tying up and spanking"
This is an auction not a car boot sale |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My final offer, £800, whipped!! A job lot of pot noodles (I have a wholesale card, name your flavour!! Or in deed any of the shop?! I have a whole sweet aisle to play with, plus party food, plus anything else you could care to think of!!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am for sale at a auction..
Clean shaven, fully toilet trained, good cook,not very house trained but good at staying in bed.
Starting bid 10p..."
Just a thought are we bidding on the male or female half of the couple? Lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My final offer, £800, whipped!! A job lot of pot noodles (I have a wholesale card, name your flavour!! Or in deed any of the shop?! I have a whole sweet aisle to play with, plus party food, plus anything else you could care to think of!!)"
I know I said it don't end till 6 pm but I don't think anything will top this offer.... SOLD. it was the pot noodle and sweets that did it lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My final offer, £800, whipped!! A job lot of pot noodles (I have a wholesale card, name your flavour!! Or in deed any of the shop?! I have a whole sweet aisle to play with, plus party food, plus anything else you could care to think of!!)"
you've been putting a consortium together havnt you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My final offer, £800, whipped!! A job lot of pot noodles (I have a wholesale card, name your flavour!! Or in deed any of the shop?! I have a whole sweet aisle to play with, plus party food, plus anything else you could care to think of!!)
£1500
Life time supply of pot noodles and £150 a week pocket money
I know I said it don't end till 6 pm but I don't think anything will top this offer.... SOLD. it was the pot noodle and sweets that did it lol x"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My final offer, £800, whipped!! A job lot of pot noodles (I have a wholesale card, name your flavour!! Or in deed any of the shop?! I have a whole sweet aisle to play with, plus party food, plus anything else you could care to think of!!)
I know I said it don't end till 6 pm but I don't think anything will top this offer.... SOLD. it was the pot noodle and sweets that did it lol x"
Yay!! Get naked and work!!! I've got the whip waiting!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My final offer, £800, whipped!! A job lot of pot noodles (I have a wholesale card, name your flavour!! Or in deed any of the shop?! I have a whole sweet aisle to play with, plus party food, plus anything else you could care to think of!!)
I know I said it don't end till 6 pm but I don't think anything will top this offer.... SOLD. it was the pot noodle and sweets that did it lol x
Yay!! Get naked and work!!! I've got the whip waiting!!"
I'm already naked lol xx got 2 days off work so I'll be naked all day x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My final offer, £800, whipped!! A job lot of pot noodles (I have a wholesale card, name your flavour!! Or in deed any of the shop?! I have a whole sweet aisle to play with, plus party food, plus anything else you could care to think of!!)
I know I said it don't end till 6 pm but I don't think anything will top this offer.... SOLD. it was the pot noodle and sweets that did it lol x
Yay!! Get naked and work!!! I've got the whip waiting!!"
If i had win i would of given her the day off to do some whip shopping |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My final offer, £800, whipped!! A job lot of pot noodles (I have a wholesale card, name your flavour!! Or in deed any of the shop?! I have a whole sweet aisle to play with, plus party food, plus anything else you could care to think of!!)
I know I said it don't end till 6 pm but I don't think anything will top this offer.... SOLD. it was the pot noodle and sweets that did it lol x
Yay!! Get naked and work!!! I've got the whip waiting!!
If i had win i would of given her the day off to do some whip shopping "
I've just spent £800 plus whatever she wants in the shop man, my house needs cleaning.... There's a dirty spot over there |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Missgeeky already won
 your sweetie aisle clinched it,,congratulations are in order  "
Thank you, thank you, i always new that card would come in use one day! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Missgeeky already won
your sweetie aisle clinched it,,congratulations are in order
Thank you, thank you, i always new that card would come in use one day!"
The sweets n pot noodles would have won hands down the 800 is a bonus lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Missgeeky already won
your sweetie aisle clinched it,,congratulations are in order
Thank you, thank you, i always new that card would come in use one day!
The sweets n pot noodles would have won hands down the 800 is a bonus lol x"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Missgeeky already won
your sweetie aisle clinched it,,congratulations are in order
Thank you, thank you, i always new that card would come in use one day!
The sweets n pot noodles would have won hands down the 800 is a bonus lol x"
Psssssttt life time supply of sweets and pot noodles plus £800 a week pocket money. Dont tell miss geeky. O and you get mondays and fridays off |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Missgeeky already won
your sweetie aisle clinched it,,congratulations are in order
Thank you, thank you, i always new that card would come in use one day!
The sweets n pot noodles would have won hands down the 800 is a bonus lol x
Psssssttt life time supply of sweets and pot noodles plus £800 a week pocket money. Dont tell miss geeky. O and you get mondays and fridays off "
Thanks for the offer but Missgeeky still gets me lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can we get tickets to watch I would love that"
Missgeeky you can earn outta this and get most of ya £800 back we'll give £ 60 for a pair of front row seats |
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"Can we get tickets to watch I would love thatMissgeeky you can earn outta this and get most of ya £800 back we'll give £ 60 for a pair of front row seats "
Make it £100 and it's a deal, I might even throw in a couple of pot noodles |
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"Can we get tickets to watch I would love thatMissgeeky you can earn outta this and get most of ya £800 back we'll give £ 60 for a pair of front row seats
Make it £100 and it's a deal, I might even throw in a couple of pot noodles"
Can I join in? |
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"Can we get tickets to watch I would love thatMissgeeky you can earn outta this and get most of ya £800 back we'll give £ 60 for a pair of front row seats
Make it £100 and it's a deal, I might even throw in a couple of pot noodles
Can I join in?"
Are you part of the gang bang or want a seat? To enter the gang bang (there are 6 places available) it's £150 seats to watch front row £50! |
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"Can we get tickets to watch I would love thatMissgeeky you can earn outta this and get most of ya £800 back we'll give £ 60 for a pair of front row seats
Make it £100 and it's a deal, I might even throw in a couple of pot noodles
Can I join in?
Are you part of the gang bang or want a seat? To enter the gang bang (there are 6 places available) it's £150 seats to watch front row £50! "
Front row seats £50 or if you part of the gang bang it's free! |
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"Can we get tickets to watch I would love thatMissgeeky you can earn outta this and get most of ya £800 back we'll give £ 60 for a pair of front row seats
Make it £100 and it's a deal, I might even throw in a couple of pot noodles
Can I join in?
Are you part of the gang bang or want a seat? To enter the gang bang (there are 6 places available) it's £150 seats to watch front row £50! "
To join in of course! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can we get tickets to watch I would love thatMissgeeky you can earn outta this and get most of ya £800 back we'll give £ 60 for a pair of front row seats
Make it £100 and it's a deal, I might even throw in a couple of pot noodles
Can I join in?
Are you part of the gang bang or want a seat? To enter the gang bang (there are 6 places available) it's £150 seats to watch front row £50!
To join in of course!"
Ok, first one!! |
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"I missed the auction
You did but if you want to join the gangbang we have one man lined up or front row tickets for a price and a free pot noodle "
I've never had a pot noodle but would buy one if I could be...4th in line? |
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"I missed the auction
You did but if you want to join the gangbang we have one man lined up or front row tickets for a price and a free pot noodle
I've never had a pot noodle but would buy one if I could be...4th in line? "
They are free Steve, I have a job lot and what do you mean?! Never had one?!  |
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"I missed the auction
You did but if you want to join the gangbang we have one man lined up or front row tickets for a price and a free pot noodle
I've never had a pot noodle but would buy one if I could be...4th in line?
They are free Steve, I have a job lot and what do you mean?! Never had one?! "
Never had a pot noodle. |
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"I missed the auction
You did but if you want to join the gangbang we have one man lined up or front row tickets for a price and a free pot noodle
I've never had a pot noodle but would buy one if I could be...4th in line?
They are free Steve, I have a job lot and what do you mean?! Never had one?!
Never had a pot noodle. "
Pot noodle for Steve! To be fair I hate them! God awful things that taste shit |
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"I missed the auction
You did but if you want to join the gangbang we have one man lined up or front row tickets for a price and a free pot noodle
I've never had a pot noodle but would buy one if I could be...4th in line?
They are free Steve, I have a job lot and what do you mean?! Never had one?!
Never had a pot noodle.
Pot noodle for Steve! To be fair I hate them! God awful things that taste shit"
Never tasted shit |
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"I missed the auction
You did but if you want to join the gangbang we have one man lined up or front row tickets for a price and a free pot noodle
I've never had a pot noodle but would buy one if I could be...4th in line?
They are free Steve, I have a job lot and what do you mean?! Never had one?!
Never had a pot noodle.
Pot noodle for Steve! To be fair I hate them! God awful things that taste shit
Never tasted shit "
To be honest neither have I but if that's what shit taste like I want to have neither! |
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