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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm struggling to think up new ones, so here's a game resurfacing. Say I'm in to play, and someone else in the thread will give you a new status update. Don't be mean as this is for fun, unless it's humorous mean, for example "I fancy making the most of the 18-99 range tonight... Message me if you're either

Make sense?

I'm in by the way

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Er.... no beard??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Er.... no beard??"

I can put that if you like Sharpie

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman over a year ago

B & M Bargains

I'm not playing after the gang bang status debacle earlier this year! My inbox was destroyed

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

I've not played this before so I'll be in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've not played this before so I'll be in."

Ooh, I've got some evil ones lined up, but I'll be nice "vibrator on max... shakin' all over"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm not playing after the gang bang status debacle earlier this year! My inbox was destroyed

Well, if I promise to be gentle, can I get you to reconsider?

Although, I can't guarantee it won't get destroyed again, especially given the size of your pink friend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Give me anything to put up. No shame here, just a brass neck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No way !

Last time we had to put on ours that we were looking for a social meet !

WTF

We are out ....

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman over a year ago

B & M Bargains

"I'm not playing after the gang bang status debacle earlier this year! My inbox was destroyed

Well, if I promise to be gentle, can I get you to reconsider?

Although, I can't guarantee it won't get destroyed again, especially given the size of your pink friend

Now now, have you not read my profile?? I'm not really into being treated gently

Fuck it, I'll play! My status is boring at the mo anyway!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go on I'm game lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Give me anything to put up. No shame here, just a brass neck

Looking at your profile pics, you have more body parts that need claiming

"to whom it may concern, I have a bottom that needs claiming, one cheek per user

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Count me in

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"No way !

Last time we had to put on ours that we were looking for a social meet !

WTF

We are out ....

Now I understand.

(and retrospective high five for the evil genius who suggested that for you)

I'll give it a go.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm not playing after the gang bang status debacle earlier this year! My inbox was destroyed

Well, if I promise to be gentle, can I get you to reconsider?

Although, I can't guarantee it won't get destroyed again, especially given the size of your pink friend

Now now, have you not read my profile?? I'm not really into being treated gently

Fuck it, I'll play! My status is boring at the mo anyway!"

Ooh, here goes "looking for someone to make a wax replica of my boobs... I can't guarantee I won't bite though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go on then! I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Give me anything to put up. No shame here, just a brass neck

Looking at your profile pics, you have more body parts that need claiming

"to whom it may concern, I have a bottom that needs claiming, one cheek per user

Is that what you want me to put my status as or are you asking for your bum to be claimed?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Go on I'm game lol "

This may kill your inbox, and yes, I am aware you're not currently meeting "FNC a fk

" I'm mean

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Give me anything to put up. No shame here, just a brass neck

Looking at your profile pics, you have more body parts that need claiming

"to whom it may concern, I have a bottom that needs claiming, one cheek per user

Is that what you want me to put my status as or are you asking for your bum to be claimed?"

It's a status update for you

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"No way !

Last time we had to put on ours that we were looking for a social meet !

WTF

We are out ....

You gave you that??? Funny but cruel

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Count me in

As you kindly mentioned the lone ranger "hi ho Silver, awaaaay"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Give me anything to put up. No shame here, just a brass neck

Looking at your profile pics, you have more body parts that need claiming

"to whom it may concern, I have a bottom that needs claiming, one cheek per user

Is that what you want me to put my status as or are you asking for your bum to be claimed?

It's a status update for you

Done

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

God help me but I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No way !

Last time we had to put on ours that we were looking for a social meet !

WTF

We are out ....

Fuck me, that's harsh....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No way !

Last time we had to put on ours that we were looking for a social meet !

WTF

We are out ....

Now I understand.

(and retrospective high five for the evil genius who suggested that for you)

I'll give it a go."

As I can't see your profile, I'll go with "the only suit sharper than the one I'm wearing... Is my birthday suit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No way !

Last time we had to put on ours that we were looking for a social meet !

WTF

We are out ....

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm game

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Give me anything to put up. No shame here, just a brass neck

Looking at your profile pics, you have more body parts that need claiming

"to whom it may concern, I have a bottom that needs claiming, one cheek per user

Is that what you want me to put my status as or are you asking for your bum to be claimed?

It's a status update for you

Done

Well played

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"God help me but I'm in"

Ooh, I've thought up some evil ones, but maybe I'll be nice "now, where did I leave that...?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm game

"Another set of batteries gone!"

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Done, with vaguely suitable profile pic.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"God help me but I'm in

Ooh, I've thought up some evil ones, but maybe I'll be nice "now, where did I leave that...?"

Wow that was tame. Tis done

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go on I'm game lol

This may kill your inbox, and yes, I am aware you're not currently meeting "FNC a fk

" I'm mean

Done

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm game

"Another set of batteries gone!""

Done

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm game

Ooh, missbella, I think I can swamp your inbox

"handcuffs and blindfolds at the ready, just need a Draco Malfoy to hold this wand for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm in "

Okie dokie Gong, how's about "looking for 5 or 6 ladies to have a social while I provide some tongue twisters, if you know what I mean

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"God help me but I'm in

Ooh, I've thought up some evil ones, but maybe I'll be nice "now, where did I leave that...?"

Wow that was tame. Tis done

Indeed, but I wonder how much you get asked what you lost and if it can be replaced with something else

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm game

Ooh, missbella, I think I can swamp your inbox

"handcuffs and blindfolds at the ready, just need a Draco Malfoy to hold this wand for me

done

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I'm in - hit me with whatever you want

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Still waiting!

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

So is this wacky status supposed to elicit unwanted messages?

I'm not sure either of us have thought this through...!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"God help me but I'm in

Ooh, I've thought up some evil ones, but maybe I'll be nice "now, where did I leave that...?"

Wow that was tame. Tis done

Indeed, but I wonder how much you get asked what you lost and if it can be replaced with something else

Watch this space lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Go on then! I'm in!"

Ah, nice to see you Ad

"there were 10 in the bed and the little one said my turn on top

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go on then! I'm in!

Ah, nice to see you Ad

"there were 10 in the bed and the little one said my turn on top

Done!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

shakes head no way im out

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman over a year ago

B & M Bargains

"I'm not playing after the gang bang status debacle earlier this year! My inbox was destroyed

Well, if I promise to be gentle, can I get you to reconsider?

Although, I can't guarantee it won't get destroyed again, especially given the size of your pink friend

Now now, have you not read my profile?? I'm not really into being treated gently

Fuck it, I'll play! My status is boring at the mo anyway!

Ooh, here goes "looking for someone to make a wax replica of my boobs... I can't guarantee I won't bite though

Done

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm in - hit me with whatever you want

Hmmm Flirtman, struggling to think of new ones now

let's mingle some ideas "blindfolds and rope, to escape there's no hope, but pleasure boxes I'll tick, when I kiss and I lick"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So is this wacky status supposed to elicit unwanted messages?

I'm not sure either of us have thought this through...!"

Um, I was just doing it for a laugh because I was bored and had no idea what to update my status to

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

heres 1 for you mistermistermac

mister mac just loves a smooth back sack and crack

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"So is this wacky status supposed to elicit unwanted messages?

I'm not sure either of us have thought this through...!

Um, I was just doing it for a laugh because I was bored and had no idea what to update my status to

"This is not a status update "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Congratulations to everyone joining in

you're excellent sports and it's mighty fun thinking up statuses for other people. Its gotten the old noggin working thinking up ideas, apologies for some repetitions

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'm still having therapy from Polo's Random Status Generator, and on meds from Femme's Friday Night Status Shuffle a few years back

Ah fuck it, I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Congratulations to everyone joining in

you're excellent sports and it's mighty fun thinking up statuses for other people. Its gotten the old noggin working thinking up ideas, apologies for some repetitions

Possibly the best status I've ever had

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"heres 1 for you mistermistermac

mister mac just loves a smooth back sack and crack

Hahaha, I like it. Gonna mix it with sharpdressedman's recommendation too.

I like yours as it is haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"heres 1 for you mistermistermac

mister mac just loves a smooth back sack and crack

Hahaha, I like it. Gonna mix it with sharpdressedman's recommendation too.

I like yours as it is haha"

Done

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go on then- fill ya boots! My inbox can take it!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"heres 1 for you mistermistermac

mister mac just loves a smooth back sack and crack

Hahaha, I like it. Gonna mix it with sharpdressedman's recommendation too.

I like yours as it is haha"

haha nice 1 and cheers

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"I'm in - hit me with whatever you want

Hmmm Flirtman, struggling to think of new ones now

let's mingle some ideas "blindfolds and rope, to escape there's no hope, but pleasure boxes I'll tick, when I kiss and I lick" "

Blimey Mister M;that's so deep and profound - I'll go for it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

being asked if I have a Harry Potter fetish

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

Ah go on then... but be nice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

being asked if I have a Harry Potter fetish

You should answer with

"That depends, if I open my griffondor, will u slytherin"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

being asked if I have a Harry Potter fetish

You should answer with

"That depends, if I open my griffondor, will u slytherin""

I did

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By *aucy tiggerWoman over a year ago

Back where I belong

Ok count me in - do your worst xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok count me in - do your worst xxx"

OK then, "looking for as many people as I can to use and abuse me" if anyone has a better suggestion though, please put forward

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

being asked if I have a Harry Potter fetish

You should answer with

"That depends, if I open my griffondor, will u slytherin"

I did

Lmao that's brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ah go on then... but be nice

Hahaha OK then "looking for someone to tease me in public

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Go on then- fill ya boots! My inbox can take it!!!

Tes, let's see, how does "I'm so horny I could just rip my clothes right off here and now"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Congratulations to everyone joining in

you're excellent sports and it's mighty fun thinking up statuses for other people. Its gotten the old noggin working thinking up ideas, apologies for some repetitions

Possibly the best status I've ever had

Glad you were happy with it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go on then...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Go on then..."

Hahaha, hi Jenni, how about "looking for something a bit harder between my boobs than a tie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go on then...

Hahaha, hi Jenni, how about "looking for something a bit harder between my boobs than a tie

Done

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go on then, I'll play

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By *iss-PinkWoman over a year ago

Gloucester

Go for it - it's gotta be more fun than the ironing, which is what I'm looking at doing next

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go on then...

Hahaha, hi Jenni, how about "looking for something a bit harder between my boobs than a tie

Done

Had to take it off, the inbox went into hyperdrive!

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By *ab femWoman over a year ago

Ayrshire

I'm in if someone has a suggestion for mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In the wise words of Duncan Bannatyne.......I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in if someone has a suggestion for mine"

Here's 1 for you xx

" I've been a very good girl who needs a good spanking.. any offers? X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in x

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By *ab femWoman over a year ago

Ayrshire

"I'm in if someone has a suggestion for mine

Here's 1 for you xx

" I've been a very good girl who needs a good spanking.. any offers? X"

Done. Thanks my filters are on to block single guys but there are a few that can still get through. Let's see what they say

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In the wise words of Duncan Bannatyne.......I'm in

Yours should be "My arse is yours to use and abuse"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in but it's just a bit of fun so be nice

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By *ab femWoman over a year ago

Ayrshire

"I'm in x"

I've got one for you

Can I toss you off while I frigg my hole

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in if someone has a suggestion for mine

Here's 1 for you xx

" I've been a very good girl who needs a good spanking.. any offers? X

Done. Thanks my filters are on to block single guys but there are a few that can still get through. Let's see what they say"

I'd offer but your to far away xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll have one too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in x

I've got one for you

Can I toss you off while I frigg my hole

Done

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By *ab femWoman over a year ago

Ayrshire

"I'm in x

I've got one for you

Can I toss you off while I frigg my hole

Done

so funny xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll have one too

Who's willing to change my name from miss innocent to miss naughty slut?? Any offers??

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By *he feckersCouple over a year ago

rosyth

"I'm in x

I've got one for you

Can I toss you off while I frigg my hole

Done

so funny xx"
in desperate need of a curly wurly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in x

I've got one for you

Can I toss you off while I frigg my hole

Done

so funny xx"

I'm always up for a laugh lol x

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By *ab femWoman over a year ago

Ayrshire

"I'm in x

I've got one for you

Can I toss you off while I frigg my hole

Done

so funny xxin desperate need of a curly wurly "

Yeah I am. Where is it?!? And how did you escape again!

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By *he feckersCouple over a year ago

rosyth

I ate it lol evidence will be sent later I may procure another one but it will be held to ransom till my demands are met

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By *ab femWoman over a year ago

Ayrshire

"I ate it lol evidence will be sent later I may procure another one but it will be held to ransom till my demands are met "

Yes. Big Mr K will hold you in his cage

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in but it's just a bit of fun so be nice

Here's 1 for you..

Missing- guy with gimp mask on, hands and legs tied together covered in red wax, he is wearing a cock cage... if found please return to my dungeon where I'll be waiting with the whip. Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll have one too

Who's willing to change my name from miss innocent to miss naughty slut?? Any offers?? "

Love it

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By *he feckersCouple over a year ago

rosyth

"I ate it lol evidence will be sent later I may procure another one but it will be held to ransom till my demands are met

Yes. Big Mr K will hold you in his cage "
I also want a dram sample so I can crate an army of _ab fem clones and take over the work ( cue manic laugh )

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've changed my status as posted in here

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By *ab femWoman over a year ago

Ayrshire

"I ate it lol evidence will be sent later I may procure another one but it will be held to ransom till my demands are met "

I've got one for you two.

We're _ab fems bitches. If anyone wants us they need to ask her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've changed my status as posted in here

Hehe xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go on then- fill ya boots! My inbox can take it!!!

Tes, let's see, how does "I'm so horny I could just rip my clothes right off here and now"

Done- but in return, I reserve the right to pick your next one which will be- "LOOKING TO BE GANGBANGED UNTIL I'M AIRTIGHT"

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By *he feckersCouple over a year ago

rosyth

"I ate it lol evidence will be sent later I may procure another one but it will be held to ransom till my demands are met

I've got one for you two.

We're _ab fems bitches. If anyone wants us they need to ask her you rat lol ok consider it done "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In the wise words of Duncan Bannatyne.......I'm in

Yours should be "My arse is yours to use and abuse""

Haha! Thanks. I'll change it right now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Go on then...

Hahaha, hi Jenni, how about "looking for something a bit harder between my boobs than a tie

Done

Had to take it off, the inbox went into hyperdrive!

Pmsl that's funny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go for it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Go on then- fill ya boots! My inbox can take it!!!

Tes, let's see, how does "I'm so horny I could just rip my clothes right off here and now"

Done- but in return, I reserve the right to pick your next one which will be- "LOOKING TO BE GANGBANGED UNTIL I'M AIRTIGHT"

Done

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Go for it!"

Yours can be "I wish someone would use their joystick to pilot my body"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go for it!

Yours can be "I wish someone would use their joystick to pilot my body"

Okkkkaaayyy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Go for it - it's gotta be more fun than the ironing, which is what I'm looking at doing next

I've got one for you "look at my nipples, aren't they tasty looking? Imagine them on your back whilst I peg you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I want a new 1! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Go on then, I'll play

Classylaydee, maybe have "wine me and dine me, for dessert I'll show you how classy I can be

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not had one

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Go for it!

Yours can be "I wish someone would use their joystick to pilot my body"

Okkkkaaayyy"

I was gonna use a lightsaber reference, but that was difficult to think how to complete

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want a new 1! Lol"

" free to good home.. fully toilet trained, "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go for it!

Yours can be "I wish someone would use their joystick to pilot my body"

Okkkkaaayyy

I was gonna use a lightsaber reference, but that was difficult to think how to complete"
orgasms: the force was strong with that 1?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Not had one"

OK millers, how's about "my minions need an overlady to command them"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Go for it!

Yours can be "I wish someone would use their joystick to pilot my body"

Okkkkaaayyy

I was gonna use a lightsaber reference, but that was difficult to think how to complete orgasms: the force was strong with that 1?"

That's better than anything I thought up for it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not had one

OK millers, how's about "my minions need an overlady to command them"

Haha its good, but it's homer lol

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By *ucyfur77Woman over a year ago

Pleasuretown

I'm in!

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By *aucy tiggerWoman over a year ago

Back where I belong

"Ok count me in - do your worst xxx

OK then, "looking for as many people as I can to use and abuse me" if anyone has a better suggestion though, please put forward

Ok done! Am now waiting for my inbox to go into melt down lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Done

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Not had one

OK millers, how's about "my minions need an overlady to command them"

Haha its good, but it's homer lol"

Oh yeah. I need to go to specsavers

In which case, you could potentially use "I love to lick.....ring..... Donuts

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm in! "

Ok lucyfur how's about "get here, right this instant.... I need fucking"

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman over a year ago

B & M Bargains

"Go on then- fill ya boots! My inbox can take it!!!

Tes, let's see, how does "I'm so horny I could just rip my clothes right off here and now"

Done- but in return, I reserve the right to pick your next one which will be- "LOOKING TO BE GANGBANGED UNTIL I'M AIRTIGHT"

Done

love this!

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By *iss-PinkWoman over a year ago

Gloucester

"Go for it - it's gotta be more fun than the ironing, which is what I'm looking at doing next

I've got one for you "look at my nipples, aren't they tasty looking? Imagine them on your back whilst I peg you

Done!

God - can only imagine the joyous responses that's gonna bring to my inbox

Will report back if there are any totally class responses

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By *iss-PinkWoman over a year ago

Gloucester

5 responses in 6 minutes.... I could regret this!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I havent looked at my inbox yet- still sorting out my Whatsapp!!

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By *iss-PinkWoman over a year ago

Gloucester

"I havent looked at my inbox yet- still sorting out my Whatsapp!!

Haha! That's why I don't let Fabsters have my number lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go on them I'll do it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go on them I'll do it? "

Yours can be "Anyone fancy shaving my privates for me today?'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go on them I'll do it?

Yours can be "Anyone fancy shaving my privates for me today?'"

Haha done!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not had one

OK millers, how's about "my minions need an overlady to command them"

Haha its good, but it's homer lol

Oh yeah. I need to go to specsavers

In which case, you could potentially use "I love to lick.....ring..... Donuts

Haha done

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go on then, I'll play

Classylaydee, maybe have "wine me and dine me, for dessert I'll show you how classy I can be

Ah I've only just seen this.

Can you make it naughtier....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go on then, I'll play

Classylaydee, maybe have "wine me and dine me, for dessert I'll show you how classy I can be

Ah I've only just seen this.

Can you make it naughtier....

My pussy needs stroking.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go on then, I'll play

Classylaydee, maybe have "wine me and dine me, for dessert I'll show you how classy I can be

Ah I've only just seen this.

Can you make it naughtier....

"Just fisted my cunt up to my elbow - PM me for pics"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Go on then, I'll play

Classylaydee, maybe have "wine me and dine me, for dessert I'll show you how classy I can be

Ah I've only just seen this.

Can you make it naughtier....

My pussy needs stroking."

It loves treats and wants constant attention

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll take one, but please, more suggestive and less dirty or else Marc will take it down

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"5 responses in 6 minutes.... I could regret this!!

How many now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll take one, but please, more suggestive and less dirty or else Marc will take it down

-Courtney"

Fair enough "while Marc plays fallout, I'm playing with something else

" is that OK?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll take one, but please, more suggestive and less dirty or else Marc will take it down

-Courtney

Fair enough "while Marc plays fallout, I'm playing with something else

" is that OK?

it's up

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By *iss-PinkWoman over a year ago

Gloucester

"5 responses in 6 minutes.... I could regret this!!

How many now?"

Tbf - not too bad - 31

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

None to mine

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By *ucyfur77Woman over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"I'm in!

Ok lucyfur how's about "get here, right this instant.... I need fucking""

Consider it done sir

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"None to mine"

You are not the only one! But then again it's nothing new for me!

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By *iss-PinkWoman over a year ago

Gloucester

You are welcome to some of mine - I'd happily share lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You are welcome to some of mine - I'd happily share lol"

I reckon at least 7 of your messages will call you babe, Hun or doll

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By *iss-PinkWoman over a year ago

Gloucester

"You are welcome to some of mine - I'd happily share lol

I reckon at least 7 of your messages will call you babe, Hun or doll"

Unusually, no - but there's an awful lot of text speak in the messages

And a lot of people who have no idea what pegging is - some of whom would like to give it a go regardless if it means they might get to play!

Not that it really matters - as it's not my 'thing' anyway. Shall leave it up for most of the evening (am off out shortly) and see if any more come in.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go on then, I'll play

Classylaydee, maybe have "wine me and dine me, for dessert I'll show you how classy I can be

Ah I've only just seen this.

Can you make it naughtier....

My pussy needs stroking.

It loves treats and wants constant attention"

Okay ive done a combination of the two, will see what happens!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go on then, I'll play

Classylaydee, maybe have "wine me and dine me, for dessert I'll show you how classy I can be

Ah I've only just seen this.

Can you make it naughtier....

"Just fisted my cunt up to my elbow - PM me for pics"

Errrrr not that rude, maybe save that for the night shift....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spoil sport.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go on then, I'll play

Classylaydee, maybe have "wine me and dine me, for dessert I'll show you how classy I can be

Ah I've only just seen this.

Can you make it naughtier....

My pussy needs stroking.

It loves treats and wants constant attention

Okay ive done a combination of the two, will see what happens!"

And message filters off

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By *aucy tiggerWoman over a year ago

Back where I belong

Ok I had to take mine down. Some of the posts were physically impossible and the rest were illegal lol xxx

PS Friends were messaging asking if I was ok lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just gnoshed off a tramp - poor guy hadn't had a shower in months. It was delicious"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Just gnoshed off a tramp - poor guy hadn't had a shower in months. It was delicious""

Is this one for me??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need a new 1 pls x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just got back from the gyno - if we've met you may want to go see your GP"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm in

Waffle, I think you can have "Christmas undies causing wedgie, can someone lend me their teeth to pull them out?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

FS, I'm so bad at this.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm in x"

Darkedges, you can have "no,you can't borrow my toys, I'm using them.... Yes all of them

" hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Just got back from the gyno - if we've met you may want to go see your GP""

You should use this

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"FS, I'm so bad at this."

Use the force lib! It's all in the reply+quote button

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

""Just got back from the gyno - if we've met you may want to go see your GP"

You should use this

I agree, someone needs to use this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wrote my own

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I wrote my own "

You should totally do that as a thread too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can't stop smiling washing machine stuck on spin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go on then!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need a new one please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Go on then! "

OK polar, let's see. This one "at full mast, come sail with me and I'll blow you away

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can't stop smiling washing machine stuck on spin"

Sexysuzi, you can totally have this one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Caught anal warts from bareback. Anyone want to see if they can feel them?"

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By *aucy tiggerWoman over a year ago

Back where I belong

"I'm in x

Darkedges, you can have "no,you can't borrow my toys, I'm using them.... Yes all of them

" hahaha

I want this one lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm in x

Darkedges, you can have "no,you can't borrow my toys, I'm using them.... Yes all of them

" hahaha

I want this one lol xx"

Well you can share it with darkedges then hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can't stop smiling washing machine stuck on spin

Sexysuzi, you can totally have this one

I thank you

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Iron man 2 is on so its the end of the line for this thread

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By *iss-PinkWoman over a year ago

Gloucester

Took mine down about 30 minutes ago - but have still managed some messages about it since then despite having a new status (not as

!) Am now doing a load of copy and paste 'no thanks' messages!

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