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I would consider celibacy if....

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

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By *ouplefunukCouple over a year ago

North Bristol

I could still wank

*Her*

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

What do you mean if?

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

I have and am trying it...

quite like it actually.

not had a timewaster yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If it came with free herbal teabags

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"What do you mean if?

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what circumstances you would consider celibacy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I could still wank

*Her*"

Wanker!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

it involves having shit loads of sex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would consider celibacy if all women were as up themselves as some of the women on fab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Free crisps...........salt n vinegar chipsticks thanks

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"What do you mean if?

what circumstances you would consider celibacy

Yeah... I got that... sheesh... my jokes are wasted if I have to explain them.

There are no circumstances. I wouldn't consider it. The only way I'm ever celibate is if I can't get any!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Free crisps...........salt n vinegar chipsticks thanks"
cheap date

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If all men were like fat-bastard in Austin Powers ... urgghhh xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I could still wank

*Her*

Wanker!"

you complete tosser (see you on shroves tuesday)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

... if I can have wonderful food instead!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I could still wank

*Her*

Wanker!

you complete tosser (see you on shroves tuesday)

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've been celibate for over a month, roll on my birthday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Free crisps...........salt n vinegar chipsticks thankscheap date

And your point is? .....

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Free crisps...........salt n vinegar chipsticks thankscheap date

And your point is? .....

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you could have said a multi pack

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By *ouplefunukCouple over a year ago

North Bristol

Yeah... I got that... sheesh... my jokes are wasted if I have to explain them.

I wouldn't worry honey - I joked and got called names

*Her*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Free crisps...........salt n vinegar chipsticks thankscheap date

And your point is? .....

you could have said a multi pack

I always MEANT a multi pack

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

no one wanted me, oh bugger, they don't

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"no one wanted me, oh bugger, they don't

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dont you start now! lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If there were no women left in the world

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whats celibacy ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"no one wanted me, oh bugger, they don't

dont you start now! lol

Who?, Me! Naw I am a happy bunny, it is nice to be wanted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whats celibacy ??

It's like almost being famous but you are a virgin sent into a strange jungle where you have to do some bush tucking trials... Have you not heard of 'I'm a Celibacy... Get Me Off On Here?'

Ant and Dec give you a mean spit roast if you show them your 'star'.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I could still wank

*Her*"

Is that celibacy if you still thrap one out ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would consider celibacy if all women were as up themselves as some of the women on fab

Oh! How rude ! pffffft

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would consider celibacy if all women were as up themselves as some of the women on fab

Oh! How rude ! pffffft"

wtf is "pffffft"?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would consider celibacy if... i could cum to think of it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would consider celibacy if all women were as up themselves as some of the women on fab

Oh! How rude ! pffffft

wtf is "pffffft"? "

It's the only way I can blow indignantly in print....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would consider celibacy if... i could cum to think of it!

Oooo wouldn't it be great to come through thought only .... !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

if all women looked like susan boyle

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I would consider celibacy if all women were as up themselves as some of the women on fab

"
Jealous cus u aint up em?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would consider celibacy if all women were as up themselves as some of the women on fab

Oh! How rude ! pffffft

wtf is "pffffft"?

It's the only way I can blow indignantly in print....

Is it rude or did I just dare to be negative about some women on fab?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would consider celibacy if all women were as up themselves as some of the women on fab

Jealous cus u aint up em?

POSL!!!! (aka PMSL... but there are two of us)!!!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I would consider celibacy if all women were as up themselves as some of the women on fab

Oh! How rude ! pffffft

wtf is "pffffft"?

It's the only way I can blow indignantly in print....

Is it rude or did I just dare to be negative about some women on fab? "
tongue in cheek?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would consider celibacy if all women were as up themselves as some of the women on fab

Jealous cus u aint up em?

How am I going to get up them if that space is already occupied? Maybe you are right

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I would consider celibacy if all women were as up themselves as some of the women on fab

Jealous cus u aint up em?

How am I going to get up them if that space is already occupied? Maybe you are right

"
dvp?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would consider celibacy if all women were as up themselves as some of the women on fab

Jealous cus u aint up em?

How am I going to get up them if that space is already occupied? Maybe you are right

dvp?

I like your thinking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would consider celibacy if all women were as up themselves as some of the women on fab

Oh! How rude ! pffffft

wtf is "pffffft"?

It's the only way I can blow indignantly in print....

Is it rude or did I just dare to be negative about some women on fab? tongue in cheek?

Do sommat more daring than sitting at ya keyboard n you get the merit for it.... till then it's plain rude. Pffffffffft n pfffffffffft again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would consider celibacy if all women were as up themselves as some of the women on fab

Oh! How rude ! pffffft

wtf is "pffffft"?

It's the only way I can blow indignantly in print....

Is it rude or did I just dare to be negative about some women on fab? tongue in cheek?

Do sommat more daring than sitting at ya keyboard n you get the merit for it.... till then it's plain rude. Pffffffffft n pfffffffffft again"

how do you know I don't? what does it mean when the Fs in the pfffft increase?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would consider celibacy if all women were as up themselves as some of the women on fab

Oh! How rude ! pffffft

wtf is "pffffft"?

It's the only way I can blow indignantly in print....

Is it rude or did I just dare to be negative about some women on fab? tongue in cheek?

Do sommat more daring than sitting at ya keyboard n you get the merit for it.... till then it's plain rude. Pffffffffft n pfffffffffft again

how do you know I don't? what does it mean when the Fs in the pfffft increase?

You increase the blow proportionately to the number of ffffffffffff's

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would consider celibacy if all women were as up themselves as some of the women on fab

Oh! How rude ! pffffft

wtf is "pffffft"?

It's the only way I can blow indignantly in print....

Is it rude or did I just dare to be negative about some women on fab? tongue in cheek?

Do sommat more daring than sitting at ya keyboard n you get the merit for it.... till then it's plain rude. Pffffffffft n pfffffffffft again

how do you know I don't? what does it mean when the Fs in the pfffft increase?

You increase the blow proportionately to the number of ffffffffffff's "

Ok lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As you are a good fuck . ( allegedly ) I will let you off ......

And you are right ..... some PEOPLE are up their own arses x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As you are a good fuck . ( allegedly ) I will let you off ......

And you are right ..... some PEOPLE are up their own arses x "

What a transformation? The force must be strong with me! Oops have I just fallen foul of being up my own arse?

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By *umourCouple over a year ago

Rushden

I would consider celibacy if Hell froze over!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would concider celibacy, if the flights were cheap enough

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