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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Omg what's this site coming. Not one lady seems to want a naughty dirty intense phone fuck this afternoon! Not one  "
Yeah man,,,,,, that's about the saddest thing ever,,,,,  |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
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"Have you complained? I'd do it in writing.
What is this site coming to?
I am shaking my head in utter disbelief.
Just sending an email to my local mp"
You may be able to get some funding from Comic Relief to establish a support group. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I know what you mean.. The usual excuse is that they don't want to give out their phone details... Flaky or what!
I offered to do it via smoke signals but have you seen the weather? So tried carrier pigeon but couldn't find a pen that you can use to write on birds..
Semaphore was an option but to be honest my enthusiasm is flagging now....
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"Have you complained? I'd do it in writing.
What is this site coming to?
I am shaking my head in utter disbelief.
Just sending an email to my local mp
You may be able to get some funding from Comic Relief to establish a support group. "
It's not support o want it's a phone fuck, now ! Lol |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Have you complained? I'd do it in writing.
What is this site coming to?
I am shaking my head in utter disbelief.
Just sending an email to my local mp
You may be able to get some funding from Comic Relief to establish a support group.
It's not support o want it's a phone fuck, now ! Lol"
So you want a phone sex with a Virgin? You want her to tease you until you get an Erikson? Suck you until your face goes Orange and you've busted your Siemen all over her Nokias? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Set it to vibrate and DIY.
But don't forget to use protection- don't want the screen getting wet 
Tried it but doesn't fit lol"
Use more lube and take it slow. Either that or apply more leverage  |
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"Fucking hell we need a performing fab women show....we are not performing seals 
But I wanna perform for you naughty ladies "
Think with what you have between your ears instead of in between your legs and you may just may get somewhere... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you complained? I'd do it in writing.
What is this site coming to?
I am shaking my head in utter disbelief.
Just sending an email to my local mp
You may be able to get some funding from Comic Relief to establish a support group.
It's not support o want it's a phone fuck, now ! Lol
So you want a phone sex with a Virgin? You want her to tease you until you get an Erikson? Suck you until your face goes Orange and you've busted your Siemen all over her Nokias? "
Love it |
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"Fucking hell we need a performing fab women show....we are not performing seals
But I wanna perform for you naughty ladies
Think with what you have between your ears instead of in between your legs and you may just may get somewhere..."
That's actually what I do
I seduce with my mind |
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"Message Courtney - she's always up for it.
But every time you call you ask for Marc. 
-Courtney
That's because he talks in French to me. 
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I am half French half quarter Spanish and the rest English lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm pretty sure my phone would stop working if I fucked myself with it "
Mine wouldn't its a Nokia 3310
It would survive a nuke blast and still have 70% battery life |
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