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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me too. Watching Marley and Me. Gonna blub!
I'm watching nigella and then probably crime watch lol I need a man to cuddle up to and stroke my hair but he is not allowed to snore  "
Damn! Thats me out the bed then. Wife says my snoring is like a truck idleing!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My pajamas go on as soon as I get home from work.
But I don't hop into bed until around 11pm. I try to pretend I have a life by staying awake longer.
-Courtney |
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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago
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"Me too. Watching Marley and Me. Gonna blub!
I'm watching nigella and then probably crime watch lol I need a man to cuddle up to and stroke my hair but he is not allowed to snore "
don't let him sleep then he wont snore  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Me too. Watching Marley and Me. Gonna blub!
I'm watching nigella and then probably crime watch lol I need a man to cuddle up to and stroke my hair but he is not allowed to snore "
Is he allowed to do relatively quiet bottom burps? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Already....I'm getting boring in my old age...
Haha I live in my bed quite literally I'm either in it or on it x"
Yup that's my life! The joys of renting a room |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Me too. Watching Marley and Me. Gonna blub!
I'm watching nigella and then probably crime watch lol I need a man to cuddle up to and stroke my hair but he is not allowed to snore
Is he allowed to do relatively quiet bottom burps?"
Yes that's allowed but don't pull the quilt over my head |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me too. Watching Marley and Me. Gonna blub!
I'm watching nigella and then probably crime watch lol I need a man to cuddle up to and stroke my hair but he is not allowed to snore
Is he allowed to do relatively quiet bottom burps?
Yes that's allowed but don't pull the quilt over my head "
I would never do that!
For the first few meets  |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Me too. Watching Marley and Me. Gonna blub!
I'm watching nigella and then probably crime watch lol I need a man to cuddle up to and stroke my hair but he is not allowed to snore
Is he allowed to do relatively quiet bottom burps?
Yes that's allowed but don't pull the quilt over my head
I would never do that!
For the first few meets "
I'd fart directly in your face after eating eggs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me too. Watching Marley and Me. Gonna blub!
I'm watching nigella and then probably crime watch lol I need a man to cuddle up to and stroke my hair but he is not allowed to snore
Is he allowed to do relatively quiet bottom burps?
Yes that's allowed but don't pull the quilt over my head
I would never do that!
For the first few meets
I'd fart directly in your face after eating eggs "
Some blokes pay good money for that. You can even get fart sniffing porn. Well, that's what my mate told me |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Me too. Watching Marley and Me. Gonna blub!
I'm watching nigella and then probably crime watch lol I need a man to cuddle up to and stroke my hair but he is not allowed to snore
Is he allowed to do relatively quiet bottom burps?
Yes that's allowed but don't pull the quilt over my head
I would never do that!
For the first few meets
I'd fart directly in your face after eating eggs
Some blokes pay good money for that. You can even get fart sniffing porn. Well, that's what my mate told me "
Bet you watch it every night |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me too. Watching Marley and Me. Gonna blub!
I'm watching nigella and then probably crime watch lol I need a man to cuddle up to and stroke my hair but he is not allowed to snore
Is he allowed to do relatively quiet bottom burps?
Yes that's allowed but don't pull the quilt over my head
I would never do that!
For the first few meets
I'd fart directly in your face after eating eggs
Some blokes pay good money for that. You can even get fart sniffing porn. Well, that's what my mate told me
Bet you watch it every night "
Not at the mo. I'm waiting till they bring in smellyvision. They've got smells and all that stuff in the cinema in Milton Keynes in the Snowdome but they haven't answered my email suggesting a Fartporn night. Bloody rude if you ask me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me too. Watching Marley and Me. Gonna blub!
I'm watching nigella and then probably crime watch lol I need a man to cuddle up to and stroke my hair but he is not allowed to snore
Is he allowed to do relatively quiet bottom burps?
Yes that's allowed but don't pull the quilt over my head
I would never do that!
For the first few meets
I'd fart directly in your face after eating eggs
Some blokes pay good money for that. You can even get fart sniffing porn. Well, that's what my mate told me
Bet you watch it every night
Not at the mo. I'm waiting till they bring in smellyvision. They've got smells and all that stuff in the cinema in Milton Keynes in the Snowdome but they haven't answered my email suggesting a Fartporn night. Bloody rude if you ask me"
Setup one of those petitions. I bet there's thousands of closet fart sniffers out there who would sign up without a second thought....... I'm not one of them by the way. I can't stand the smell of my own let alone the smell of someone else |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me too. Watching Marley and Me. Gonna blub!
I'm watching nigella and then probably crime watch lol I need a man to cuddle up to and stroke my hair but he is not allowed to snore
Is he allowed to do relatively quiet bottom burps?
Yes that's allowed but don't pull the quilt over my head
I would never do that!
For the first few meets
I'd fart directly in your face after eating eggs
Some blokes pay good money for that. You can even get fart sniffing porn. Well, that's what my mate told me
Bet you watch it every night
Not at the mo. I'm waiting till they bring in smellyvision. They've got smells and all that stuff in the cinema in Milton Keynes in the Snowdome but they haven't answered my email suggesting a Fartporn night. Bloody rude if you ask me
Setup one of those petitions. I bet there's thousands of closet fart sniffers out there who would sign up without a second thought....... I'm not one of them by the way. I can't stand the smell of my own let alone the smell of someone else "
You lie
It's a medical fact that everyone loves the smell of their own guffs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me too. Watching Marley and Me. Gonna blub!
I'm watching nigella and then probably crime watch lol I need a man to cuddle up to and stroke my hair but he is not allowed to snore
Is he allowed to do relatively quiet bottom burps?
Yes that's allowed but don't pull the quilt over my head
I would never do that!
For the first few meets
I'd fart directly in your face after eating eggs
Some blokes pay good money for that. You can even get fart sniffing porn. Well, that's what my mate told me
Bet you watch it every night
Not at the mo. I'm waiting till they bring in smellyvision. They've got smells and all that stuff in the cinema in Milton Keynes in the Snowdome but they haven't answered my email suggesting a Fartporn night. Bloody rude if you ask me
Setup one of those petitions. I bet there's thousands of closet fart sniffers out there who would sign up without a second thought....... I'm not one of them by the way. I can't stand the smell of my own let alone the smell of someone else
You lie
It's a medical fact that everyone loves the smell of their own guffs"
As per usual its medical bullshit....... Either that or I'm a medical anomaly |
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