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"If you were being attacked by zombies and had to choose the 1st thing that is on your right what would it be???
My would be ps4 controller x"
a big knife to stab it in the jugular then pick up a shovel and bash it's brains in till it dies then set it on fire to make sure it stays dead. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If you were being attacked by zombies and had to choose the 1st thing that is on your right what would it be???
My would be ps4 controller x
a big knife to stab it in the jugular then pick up a shovel and bash it's brains in till it dies then set it on fire to make sure it stays dead."
You have a lot of stuff next to you... you must be prepared for every occasion x |
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You have a lot of stuff next to you... you must be prepared for every occasion x"
not really unless of course there is a zombie apocalypse then maybe.....if not then any regular occasion most definitely not OP. |
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"I keep my chainsaws in the house since I stopped Rentmg a storage unit
I am ready
But she said 1st thing on your right lol"
And when was the last time that you asked a man to do something and he Actually did what you wanted instead of ignoring you and doing what he likes |
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"I keep my chainsaws in the house since I stopped Rentmg a storage unit
I am ready
But she said 1st thing on your right lol
And when was the last time that you asked a man to do something and he Actually did what you wanted instead of ignoring you and doing what he likes "
I don't ask a man to do something it's part of the man code if u need to ask a man to do something you are admitting you think he's better than you hence why when u have a guys night the house is left like a bomb went off! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I keep my chainsaws in the house since I stopped Rentmg a storage unit
I am ready
But she said 1st thing on your right lol
And when was the last time that you asked a man to do something and he Actually did what you wanted instead of ignoring you and doing what he likes
I don't ask a man to do something it's part of the man code if u need to ask a man to do something you are admitting you think he's better than you hence why when u have a guys night the house is left like a bomb went off!"
I looked at your avatar without my glasses on and your pic looked like a tits in a bra lol
Hence why I was sarcastic thinking you were a girl |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mine would be one of those donut thingys you make a bun out of. I'm officially screwed 
At least you will look nice lol x"
Well I'm hoping the zombies are slow enough so I can put it in! X |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Mine would be one of those donut thingys you make a bun out of. I'm officially screwed
At least you will look nice lol x
Well I'm hoping the zombies are slow enough so I can put it in! X"
They take a while to get in unless you leave door or window open lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I keep my chainsaws in the house since I stopped Rentmg a storage unit
I am ready
But she said 1st thing on your right lol
And when was the last time that you asked a man to do something and he Actually did what you wanted instead of ignoring you and doing what he likes
I don't ask a man to do something it's part of the man code if u need to ask a man to do something you are admitting you think he's better than you hence why when u have a guys night the house is left like a bomb went off!
I looked at your avatar without my glasses on and your pic looked like a tits in a bra lol
Hence why I was sarcastic thinking you were a girl "
Funnily enough someone in a kik group said it looks like hairy tits! Lol |
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A Handkerchief, my only option would be to throw it over the zombies head and obscure his/her vision while I make my escape.
Or tie little knots on the corners and put it on the zombies head then take the piss about how stupid he/her looked.  |
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By *elloWoman
over a year ago
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To my right is just a pillow so don't fancy my chances. Shame it wasn't what was on my left because that would be a bookcase which has 8 books on zombie survival just my bloody luck |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Well instead of my son to my right I now have a lamp, a chalk board, two bottles of unopened wkd, bottle opener and a peanut butter sandwich and a spider catcher Hoover thingy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To my right is just a pillow so don't fancy my chances. Shame it wasn't what was on my left because that would be a bookcase which has 8 books on zombie survival just my bloody luck "
Turn over and then the other stuff will be on your right hand side!!  |
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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago
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"A Handkerchief, my only option would be to throw it over the zombies head and obscure his/her vision while I make my escape.
Or tie little knots on the corners and put it on the zombies head then take the piss about how stupid he/her looked. "
I would be the one stopping to take a pic to post on Facebook. Therefore giving you time to run away while I get chowed on.
You could live a long time.. if you have a stash of hankies.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A Handkerchief, my only option would be to throw it over the zombies head and obscure his/her vision while I make my escape.
Or tie little knots on the corners and put it on the zombies head then take the piss about how stupid he/her looked.
I would be the one stopping to take a pic to post on Facebook. Therefore giving you time to run away while I get chowed on.
You could live a long time.. if you have a stash of hankies. "
Instead of getting eaten, you take the pic, with my bottle opener I'll finish them off with a blow to the head then we can move on to the next one, as long I can get my duck face in at least one and you tag me |
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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago
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"A Handkerchief, my only option would be to throw it over the zombies head and obscure his/her vision while I make my escape.
Or tie little knots on the corners and put it on the zombies head then take the piss about how stupid he/her looked.
I would be the one stopping to take a pic to post on Facebook. Therefore giving you time to run away while I get chowed on.
You could live a long time.. if you have a stash of hankies.
Instead of getting eaten, you take the pic, with my bottle opener I'll finish them off with a blow to the head then we can move on to the next one, as long I can get my duck face in at least one and you tag me "
Sweeeeet... with my bottle of pear cider, I see a great team forming here!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A Handkerchief, my only option would be to throw it over the zombies head and obscure his/her vision while I make my escape.
Or tie little knots on the corners and put it on the zombies head then take the piss about how stupid he/her looked.
I would be the one stopping to take a pic to post on Facebook. Therefore giving you time to run away while I get chowed on.
You could live a long time.. if you have a stash of hankies.
Instead of getting eaten, you take the pic, with my bottle opener I'll finish them off with a blow to the head then we can move on to the next one, as long I can get my duck face in at least one and you tag me
Sweeeeet... with my bottle of pear cider, I see a great team forming here!! "
Sod the zombies, they are just in the way anyway!! |
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