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I love this series...
Captain Blackadder: You see, Baldrick, in order to prevent war in Europe, two superblocs developed: us, the French and the Russians on one side, and the Germans and Austro-Hungary on the other. The idea was to have two vast opposing armies, each acting as the other's deterrent. That way there could never be a war.
Private Baldrick: But, this is a sort of a war, isn't it, sir?
Captain Blackadder: Yes, that's right. You see, there was a tiny flaw in the plan.
Private Baldrick: What was that, sir?
Captain Blackadder: It was bollocks.
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By *irceWoman
over a year ago
Gloucester |
"Classic series, just watching it now on Dave with Rik Mayall as Lord Flashart 
Nice,do you like Red Dwarf
Seasons 1 through 5 were excellent."
Agree with you,;the latter were a bit hmmmm. |
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"Classic series, just watching it now on Dave with Rik Mayall as Lord Flashart
Nice,do you like Red Dwarf
Seasons 1 through 5 were excellent.
Weren't there only 4 series?"
They've done 10, and are filming 2 more  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Flashart (after landing in an allied trench: Well that was a piece of luck. Thought I'd landed sausage side, ha! Mind if I borrow your phone? If word gets out I'm missing 500 girls will kill themselves. I wouldn't want them on my conscience ... When the ought to be on my face" |
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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago
Wymondham |
"Ahh Douggie, I'm in a bit of a fix and I was wondering whether you could help me out. You see, I'm not terribly keen on taking part in the Big Push tomorrow"
"And?"
"And I was rather hoping you might remember the Battle of Mboto Gorge. When I saved your life from an attack by pygmy woman. Armed with a slice of fruit".
"That was years ago"
"It was a viciously sharp slice of mango though.."
"You're right Blackadder. Ok here's what you do: stick your underpants on your head and pencils up your nostrils. Pretend you're mad. We're quits now, don't call me again. Goodbye Blackie.." |
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