Driving test

By *olgate OP Man over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his

father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You

bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your

Bloody hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car."

...

The boy thought about that for a moment, decided, he'd

settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.

After about six weeks his father said, "Son, you've

brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been

studying your Bible, but I'm pissed off that you haven't had your hair cut."

The boy said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about

that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair,

John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there's even strong

evidence that Jesus had long hair."

(You're going

to love the Dad's reply!)

"Did you also notice they all bleedin walked everywhere they went?!!"

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