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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"We could have a string on every thread and when it gets bloody the thread starter could pull it out! 
Go and sit in the corner.
And have a think.
You daft Hapeworth!"
Don't tell me you have never ever pull on the string so you can replace it |
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One thing I have noticed since my return is the lack of bitching about politics/economy etc.
Back in the summer a rise in the VAT rate would have had a thread running at melting point with the 'evil tories' mob against the 'Labour lost it' brigade.
Which was all very tiresome.
Though I did enjoy ripping the piss out the of the Popes visit immensley. |
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"Let it be known that I'm already wearing my tin foil hat! 
Looks peachy too!
*wiggles eyebrows*"
I not your tin foil hat with interest.
Fear not fair Maiden, Big Bad knows all about 'Spice Allens' and will protect you...
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Let it be known that I'm already wearing my tin foil hat!
Looks peachy too!
*wiggles eyebrows*
I not your tin foil hat with interest.
Fear not fair Maiden, Big Bad knows all about 'Spice Allens' and will protect you...
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that too!!  |
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"One thing I have noticed since my return is the lack of bitching about politics/economy etc.
Back in the summer a rise in the VAT rate would have had a thread running at melting point with the 'evil tories' mob against the 'Labour lost it' brigade.
Which was all very tiresome.
Though I did enjoy ripping the piss out the of the Popes visit immensley."
We are saving our ammunition for when the wheels fall off the coalition bandwagon......tick tock, tick tock... |
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"Lost in spice! Without a kippa tie and a slice of cayke! Its a bummer arrr kyd  i am officially naming sensual fire n bigbad as yampy posters of the week...in other words a pair of gits "
Yampy?
Tis true, we may be both 'soft' or 'mental' in West Country speak.
But we know our extra terrestials.
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Lost in spice! Without a kippa tie and a slice of cayke! Its a bummer arrr kyd i am officially naming sensual fire n bigbad as yampy posters of the week...in other words a pair of gits
Yampy?
Tis true, we may be both 'soft' or 'mental' in West Country speak.
But we know our extra terrestials.
"
yampy...google it |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Lost in spice! Without a kippa tie and a slice of cayke! Its a bummer arrr kyd i am officially naming sensual fire n bigbad as yampy posters of the week...in other words a pair of gits
Yampy?
Tis true, we may be both 'soft' or 'mental' in West Country speak.
But we know our extra terrestials.
yampy...google it "
Ere-ya-go Ooman have a quid for a tater if ya loike |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Lost in spice! Without a kippa tie and a slice of cayke! Its a bummer arrr kyd i am officially naming sensual fire n bigbad as yampy posters of the week...in other words a pair of gits
Yampy?
Tis true, we may be both 'soft' or 'mental' in West Country speak.
But we know our extra terrestials.
yampy...google it
Ere-ya-go Ooman have a quid for a tater if ya loike "
first no custard now no treacle tart  |
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"Lost in spice! Without a kippa tie and a slice of cayke! Its a bummer arrr kyd i am officially naming sensual fire n bigbad as yampy posters of the week...in other words a pair of gits
Yampy?
Tis true, we may be both 'soft' or 'mental' in West Country speak.
But we know our extra terrestials.
yampy...google it
Ere-ya-go Ooman have a quid for a tater if ya loike first no custard now no treacle tart "
And I know where i'd be putting my tinfoil hat tonight if i was him.
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Lost in spice! Without a kippa tie and a slice of cayke! Its a bummer arrr kyd i am officially naming sensual fire n bigbad as yampy posters of the week...in other words a pair of gits
Yampy?
Tis true, we may be both 'soft' or 'mental' in West Country speak.
But we know our extra terrestials.
yampy...google it
Ere-ya-go Ooman have a quid for a tater if ya loike first no custard now no treacle tart "
Byfords in Norfolk do one for £2.60 |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Lost in spice! Without a kippa tie and a slice of cayke! Its a bummer arrr kyd i am officially naming sensual fire n bigbad as yampy posters of the week...in other words a pair of gits
Yampy?
Tis true, we may be both 'soft' or 'mental' in West Country speak.
But we know our extra terrestials.
yampy...google it
Ere-ya-go Ooman have a quid for a tater if ya loike first no custard now no treacle tart
Byfords in Norfolk do one for £2.60 "
you eat that one then, il eat what i make ...sorted |
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"Lost in spice! Without a kippa tie and a slice of cayke! Its a bummer arrr kyd i am officially naming sensual fire n bigbad as yampy posters of the week...in other words a pair of gits
Yampy?
Tis true, we may be both 'soft' or 'mental' in West Country speak.
But we know our extra terrestials.
yampy...google it
Ere-ya-go Ooman have a quid for a tater if ya loike first no custard now no treacle tart
Byfords in Norfolk do one for £2.60 "
She's gorgeous when she's angry, isnt she?
I can see the wee red blotchy bits from here. And the way her nostrils flare... |
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over a year ago
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Keep the forums as they are the op could always hit rhe report button - I've been savaged on here but it's par to the course the only benefit to having an 'abort cord' might encourage new posters - sort of a soft start lol |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Lost in spice! Without a kippa tie and a slice of cayke! Its a bummer arrr kyd i am officially naming sensual fire n bigbad as yampy posters of the week...in other words a pair of gits
Yampy?
Tis true, we may be both 'soft' or 'mental' in West Country speak.
But we know our extra terrestials.
yampy...google it
Ere-ya-go Ooman have a quid for a tater if ya loike first no custard now no treacle tart
Byfords in Norfolk do one for £2.60
She's gorgeous when she's angry, isnt she?
I can see the wee red blotchy bits from here. And the way her nostrils flare..."
Im fookin miles away tonight but it looks like no treacle tart for me tommorra, Looks like a trip to Greggs  |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Keep the forums as they are the op could always hit rhe report button - I've been savaged on here but it's par to the course the only benefit to having an 'abort cord' might encourage new posters - sort of a soft start lol"
Well said that man. I had mi leg gnawed once and the scaring isn't that bad.
As for the newbies, well they should have a flag to wave saying newbie. I though are always nice to newbies  |
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"You lost me after fair maiden...
*lifts tin foil hat to scratch head*
You have a hat? Oi that's not fair its no protection stick poking tonight in here! "
Awwww... you want my hat? I'd flog you it but I know how careful you are with tha coin! 
And as for coming out right... a bit of spice allen spunk won't do me any harm regardless of how it comes out I'm sure! |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"You lost me after fair maiden...
*lifts tin foil hat to scratch head*
You have a hat? Oi that's not fair its no protection stick poking tonight in here!
Awwww... you want my hat? I'd flog you it but I know how careful you are with tha coin!
And as for coming out right... a bit of spice allen spunk won't do me any harm regardless of how it comes out I'm sure! "
I have a bit o coin saved but i have to be frugal cos i have had a big gas bill. If its cheep i night go to £1.90 |
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"You lost me after fair maiden...
*lifts tin foil hat to scratch head*
You have a hat? Oi that's not fair its no protection stick poking tonight in here!
Awwww... you want my hat? I'd flog you it but I know how careful you are with tha coin!
And as for coming out right... a bit of spice allen spunk won't do me any harm regardless of how it comes out I'm sure!
I have a bit o coin saved but i have to be frugal cos i have had a big gas bill. If its cheep i night go to £1.90 "
Is that for the hat or for the night?
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"You lost me after fair maiden...
*lifts tin foil hat to scratch head*
You have a hat? Oi that's not fair its no protection stick poking tonight in here!
Awwww... you want my hat? I'd flog you it but I know how careful you are with tha coin!
And as for coming out right... a bit of spice allen spunk won't do me any harm regardless of how it comes out I'm sure!
I have a bit o coin saved but i have to be frugal cos i have had a big gas bill. If its cheep i night go to £1.90
Is that for the hat or for the night?
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The hat! I never charge a lady for mi time |
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"You lost me after fair maiden...
*lifts tin foil hat to scratch head*
You have a hat? Oi that's not fair its no protection stick poking tonight in here!
Awwww... you want my hat? I'd flog you it but I know how careful you are with tha coin!
And as for coming out right... a bit of spice allen spunk won't do me any harm regardless of how it comes out I'm sure!
I have a bit o coin saved but i have to be frugal cos i have had a big gas bill. If its cheep i night go to £1.90
Is that for the hat or for the night?
The hat! I never charge a lady for mi time "
1 point to BB |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lost in spice! Without a kippa tie and a slice of cayke! Its a bummer arrr kyd i am officially naming sensual fire n bigbad as yampy posters of the week...in other words a pair of gits
Yampy?
Tis true, we may be both 'soft' or 'mental' in West Country speak.
But we know our extra terrestials.
yampy...google it
Ere-ya-go Ooman have a quid for a tater if ya loike first no custard now no treacle tart "
thankyou. gonna make some now. |
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