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We have a weather warning for heavy rain and flooding. Anyone got plans for building an ark?
Alternatively, any one got a spare inflatable object to cling to? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I suppose beggars can't be choosers but I'd prefer a floating object of the female variety if I had a choice...."
So you think man found floating after 5 days stuck in a giant vagina sounds any better |
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"We have a weather warning for heavy rain and flooding. Anyone got plans for building an ark?
Alternatively, any one got a spare inflatable object to cling to?"
Only swingers are allowed on the arc! |
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"We have a weather warning for heavy rain and flooding. Anyone got plans for building an ark?
Alternatively, any one got a spare inflatable object to cling to?
Only swingers are allowed on the arc!"
when the boats rocking dont come knocking |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I can float without having to move my arms or legs  
You have got the job!
I didn't realise I'd been for an interview  "
With the water lapping round my ankles your ability to float (and your pics) got you the job without formal interview!
The job starts now, get in your car dear lady......glug, glug, glug..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Us small boobed ladies are gonna die...am blowing all my exsure condoms up and making a life raft (they're shite condoms, i don't recommend them)."
I dont recommend using them for pooping in either |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Us small boobed ladies are gonna die...am blowing all my exsure condoms up and making a life raft (they're shite condoms, i don't recommend them).
I dont recommend using them for pooping in either"
Is my reputation that bad you thought i might poop in them...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Us small boobed ladies are gonna die...am blowing all my exsure condoms up and making a life raft (they're shite condoms, i don't recommend them).
I dont recommend using them for pooping in either
Is my reputation that bad you thought i might poop in them... "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Us small boobed ladies are gonna die...am blowing all my exsure condoms up and making a life raft (they're shite condoms, i don't recommend them).
I dont recommend using them for pooping in either
Is my reputation that bad you thought i might poop in them... "
i know you care for the environment thats all  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Us small boobed ladies are gonna die...am blowing all my exsure condoms up and making a life raft (they're shite condoms, i don't recommend them).
I dont recommend using them for pooping in either
Is my reputation that bad you thought i might poop in them...
i know you care for the environment thats all "
Lol, why am i now imagining a condom filled with poop floating away from me in the ocean...hate my imagination sometimes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Us small boobed ladies are gonna die...am blowing all my exsure condoms up and making a life raft (they're shite condoms, i don't recommend them).
I dont recommend using them for pooping in either
Is my reputation that bad you thought i might poop in them...
i know you care for the environment thats all
Lol, why am i now imagining a condom filled with poop floating away from me in the ocean...hate my imagination sometimes."
well its at least keeping our seas n fish fresh...but I do worry u might be helping in feeding the zombie infested isles.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Us small boobed ladies are gonna die...am blowing all my exsure condoms up and making a life raft (they're shite condoms, i don't recommend them).
I dont recommend using them for pooping in either
Is my reputation that bad you thought i might poop in them...
i know you care for the environment thats all
Lol, why am i now imagining a condom filled with poop floating away from me in the ocean...hate my imagination sometimes.
well its at least keeping our seas n fish fresh...but I do worry u might be helping in feeding the zombie infested isles...."
Don't think i'm gonna come back in this topic again coz now i am imagining a zombie, with a gleeful face, coz some poop filled condom washed up on his shore. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Us small boobed ladies are gonna die...am blowing all my exsure condoms up and making a life raft (they're shite condoms, i don't recommend them).
I dont recommend using them for pooping in either
Is my reputation that bad you thought i might poop in them...
i know you care for the environment thats all
Lol, why am i now imagining a condom filled with poop floating away from me in the ocean...hate my imagination sometimes.
well its at least keeping our seas n fish fresh...but I do worry u might be helping in feeding the zombie infested isles....
Don't think i'm gonna come back in this topic again coz now i am imagining a zombie, with a gleeful face, coz some poop filled condom washed up on his shore. "
who knows..ur poop may be the cure..and save mankind |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Us small boobed ladies are gonna die...am blowing all my exsure condoms up and making a life raft (they're shite condoms, i don't recommend them).
I dont recommend using them for pooping in either
Is my reputation that bad you thought i might poop in them...
i know you care for the environment thats all
Lol, why am i now imagining a condom filled with poop floating away from me in the ocean...hate my imagination sometimes.
well its at least keeping our seas n fish fresh...but I do worry u might be helping in feeding the zombie infested isles....
Don't think i'm gonna come back in this topic again coz now i am imagining a zombie, with a gleeful face, coz some poop filled condom washed up on his shore.
who knows..ur poop may be the cure..and save mankind"
Yeah, pretty sure it could kill zombies.
Right got stuff to do here i've been putting it off enough already. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Us small boobed ladies are gonna die...am blowing all my exsure condoms up and making a life raft (they're shite condoms, i don't recommend them).
I dont recommend using them for pooping in either
Is my reputation that bad you thought i might poop in them...
i know you care for the environment thats all
Lol, why am i now imagining a condom filled with poop floating away from me in the ocean...hate my imagination sometimes.
well its at least keeping our seas n fish fresh...but I do worry u might be helping in feeding the zombie infested isles....
Don't think i'm gonna come back in this topic again coz now i am imagining a zombie, with a gleeful face, coz some poop filled condom washed up on his shore.
who knows..ur poop may be the cure..and save mankind
Yeah, pretty sure it could kill zombies.
Right got stuff to do here i've been putting it off enough already."
But the water is now around my knees, not sure how zombies will help me. Unless I come back as a zombie if the large floating vagina gets a leak. |
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"I suppose beggars can't be choosers but I'd prefer a floating object of the female variety if I had a choice....
So you think man found floating after 5 days stuck in a giant vagina sounds any better "
Not if a giant inflatble prick heading his way
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