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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Going on a 'nilla date tonight and proper horny! (problem 1) after talking about it all day (I blame Juniper  )
Anyway, rambling- I will get to the point eventually I promise!
Its been a while and I am concerned that I have forgotten how to behave appropriately? (problem 2)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That is sooo exciting!!! I hope you have a wonderful time!
I can't give tips on how to act normally, though. I'm not sure I was ever normal....  
-Courtney |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That is sooo exciting!!! I hope you have a wonderful time!
I can't give tips on how to act normally, though. I'm not sure I was ever normal....
-Courtney"
Thanks Courtney xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For goodness sake!
1: Don't shove your tits in his face when you say hello.
2: Don't drink more than a whole bottle of wine to yourself.
3: Don't bang on about previous relationships.
4: Smile a lot and laugh at the APPROPRIATE times,not every time he opens his mouth.
5: Don't look at his crotch,no matter how big the bulge is.
6: Don't stick your tongue down his throat if he kisses you goodbye.
If you need any more helpful advice pop to the toilet and message me.
Bon chance!
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"For goodness sake!
1: Don't shove your tits in his face when you say hello.
2: Don't drink more than a whole bottle of wine to yourself.
3: Don't bang on about previous relationships.
4: Smile a lot and laugh at the APPROPRIATE times,not every time he opens his mouth.
5: Don't look at his crotch,no matter how big the bulge is.
6: Don't stick your tongue down his throat if he kisses you goodbye.
If you need any more helpful advice pop to the toilet and message me.
Bon chance!
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Thanks Lovely- great advice xx  |
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Do not slap a box of 12 non latex on the table and say "I want that emptied by midnight big boy". Wear clothes over your lingerie. Do not say "I never swallow on a first date"
What could POSSIBLY go wrong |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't talk about sex, don't try and think about sex, no matter how much you may/maynot want to jump his bones.
I find the moment you even mention sex or anything afflilated with sexy time, it's a downward spiral, no matter how much you want a vanilla date.
Good luck with that though!! And have fun xx |
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"Don't mention sex. "
Or, just get it over and done with in the first 5 mins, so it doesn't hang over the whole evening
Are we allowed to give you words to work into the conversation?
(Mine is "That's Fab", obvs )
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"For goodness sake!
1: Don't shove your tits in his face when you say hello.
2: Don't drink more than a whole bottle of wine to yourself.
3: Don't bang on about previous relationships.
4: Smile a lot and laugh at the APPROPRIATE times,not every time he opens his mouth.
5: Don't look at his crotch,no matter how big the bulge is.
6: Don't stick your tongue down his throat if he kisses you goodbye.
If you need any more helpful advice pop to the toilet and message me.
Bon chance!
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Don't take him home!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don't do what I did last night and have a foot in mouth moment....bangs head on table and mutters I give up with this dating malarkey "
Oh no- what happened sweetie? xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do not slap a box of 12 non latex on the table and say "I want that emptied by midnight big boy". Wear clothes over your lingerie. Do not say "I never swallow on a first date"
What could POSSIBLY go wrong "
Psml |
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"For goodness sake!
1: Don't shove your tits in his face when you say hello.
2: Don't drink more than a whole bottle of wine to yourself.
3: Don't bang on about previous relationships.
4: Smile a lot and laugh at the APPROPRIATE times,not every time he opens his mouth.
5: Don't look at his crotch,no matter how big the bulge is.
6: Don't stick your tongue down his throat if he kisses you goodbye.
If you need any more helpful advice pop to the toilet and message me.
Bon chance!
Don't take him home!!
Errrrrr.... Someone could Of told me this stuff before I went out last night.. "
Did you put all your cards on the table with the booze?! |
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"For goodness sake!
1: Don't shove your tits in his face when you say hello.
2: Don't drink more than a whole bottle of wine to yourself.
3: Don't bang on about previous relationships.
4: Smile a lot and laugh at the APPROPRIATE times,not every time he opens his mouth.
5: Don't look at his crotch,no matter how big the bulge is.
6: Don't stick your tongue down his throat if he kisses you goodbye.
If you need any more helpful advice pop to the toilet and message me.
Bon chance!
Don't take him home!! "
Erm... someone could have told me this yesterday before I went out on my vanilla date... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"For goodness sake!
1: Don't shove your tits in his face when you say hello.
2: Don't drink more than a whole bottle of wine to yourself.
3: Don't bang on about previous relationships.
4: Smile a lot and laugh at the APPROPRIATE times,not every time he opens his mouth.
5: Don't look at his crotch,no matter how big the bulge is.
6: Don't stick your tongue down his throat if he kisses you goodbye.
If you need any more helpful advice pop to the toilet and message me.
Bon chance!
Don't take him home!!
Erm... someone could have told me this yesterday before I went out on my vanilla date... "
Dish- how did it go????? |
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"Going on a 'nilla date tonight and proper horny! (problem 1) after talking about it all day (I blame Juniper )
Anyway, rambling- I will get to the point eventually I promise!
Its been a while and I am concerned that I have forgotten how to behave appropriately? (problem 2) "
Ive ended up inviting the guy I was with last night to eurekas!! He sounded pretty interested too! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't help ya!
If you try not to talk sex you look prudish...if you do talk sex you might frighten the shit out of him!
Just try to keep ya hands to yourself, keep your clothes on...and don't take him home! Lol
Other than that...good luck and have fun! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"For goodness sake!
1: Don't shove your tits in his face when you say hello.
2: Don't drink more than a whole bottle of wine to yourself.
3: Don't bang on about previous relationships.
4: Smile a lot and laugh at the APPROPRIATE times,not every time he opens his mouth.
5: Don't look at his crotch,no matter how big the bulge is.
6: Don't stick your tongue down his throat if he kisses you goodbye.
If you need any more helpful advice pop to the toilet and message me.
Bon chance!
Don't take him home!!
Erm... someone could have told me this yesterday before I went out on my vanilla date... "
Did you shag him?! |
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"For goodness sake!
1: Don't shove your tits in his face when you say hello.
2: Don't drink more than a whole bottle of wine to yourself.
3: Don't bang on about previous relationships.
4: Smile a lot and laugh at the APPROPRIATE times,not every time he opens his mouth.
5: Don't look at his crotch,no matter how big the bulge is.
6: Don't stick your tongue down his throat if he kisses you goodbye.
If you need any more helpful advice pop to the toilet and message me.
Bon chance!
Don't take him home!!
Erm... someone could have told me this yesterday before I went out on my vanilla date...
Dish- how did it go?????"
Aside from me feeling like shite all day it went ok I think! He was mega busy at work this morning when I went in so didnt get much chance to chat. But he seemed happy enough when I booted him out of bed to shower at 5.30 this morning haha x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a wank before you go
Its just Not the same- it would probably make me even hornier!!"
hha same - more i have more i want - people see me as just very open minded but often have to bite my tongue to stop saying stuff i prbably shouldnt  |
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"Going on a 'nilla date tonight and proper horny! (problem 1) after talking about it all day (I blame Juniper )
Anyway, rambling- I will get to the point eventually I promise!
Its been a while and I am concerned that I have forgotten how to behave appropriately? (problem 2) "
That's right, blame me!!!! All I'm saying is fluffy lion!!!! |
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"For goodness sake!
1: Don't shove your tits in his face when you say hello.
2: Don't drink more than a whole bottle of wine to yourself.
3: Don't bang on about previous relationships.
4: Smile a lot and laugh at the APPROPRIATE times,not every time he opens his mouth.
5: Don't look at his crotch,no matter how big the bulge is.
6: Don't stick your tongue down his throat if he kisses you goodbye.
If you need any more helpful advice pop to the toilet and message me.
Bon chance!
Don't take him home!!
Erm... someone could have told me this yesterday before I went out on my vanilla date...
Did you shag him?!"
I would never do such a thing on a first date  |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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if he gets frisky, take a notepad out and ask him to list his family and friends for the invite to the engagement party.........
he won't be thinking about shagging you then...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Just thought of other useless advice....leave the bumper pack of condoms and 9" strap on out of your handbag! I'm fairly sure that will give the wrong impression.
Oh and wear clothes not made of latex or pvc! Hehe
Have fun xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"For goodness sake!
1: Don't shove your tits in his face when you say hello.
2: Don't drink more than a whole bottle of wine to yourself.
3: Don't bang on about previous relationships.
4: Smile a lot and laugh at the APPROPRIATE times,not every time he opens his mouth.
5: Don't look at his crotch,no matter how big the bulge is.
6: Don't stick your tongue down his throat if he kisses you goodbye.
If you need any more helpful advice pop to the toilet and message me.
Bon chance!
Don't take him home!!
Erm... someone could have told me this yesterday before I went out on my vanilla date...
Dish- how did it go?????
Aside from me feeling like shite all day it went ok I think! He was mega busy at work this morning when I went in so didnt get much chance to chat. But he seemed happy enough when I booted him out of bed to shower at 5.30 this morning haha x"
So you fucked then?
Is it ok now on a first date!
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"For goodness sake!
1: Don't shove your tits in his face when you say hello.
2: Don't drink more than a whole bottle of wine to yourself.
3: Don't bang on about previous relationships.
4: Smile a lot and laugh at the APPROPRIATE times,not every time he opens his mouth.
5: Don't look at his crotch,no matter how big the bulge is.
6: Don't stick your tongue down his throat if he kisses you goodbye.
If you need any more helpful advice pop to the toilet and message me.
Bon chance!
Don't take him home!!
Erm... someone could have told me this yesterday before I went out on my vanilla date...
Dish- how did it go?????
Aside from me feeling like shite all day it went ok I think! He was mega busy at work this morning when I went in so didnt get much chance to chat. But he seemed happy enough when I booted him out of bed to shower at 5.30 this morning haha x
So you fucked then?
Is it ok now on a first date!
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Well I figured if for some reason there wasn't a second date I might as well enjoy the first one! Ha! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Going on a 'nilla date tonight and proper horny! (problem 1) after talking about it all day (I blame Juniper )
Anyway, rambling- I will get to the point eventually I promise!
Its been a while and I am concerned that I have forgotten how to behave appropriately? (problem 2)
That's right, blame me!!!! All I'm saying is fluffy lion!!!!"
I see your fluffy lion and I raise you that taboo subject that shall never be mentioned! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Just thought of other useless advice....leave the bumper pack of condoms and 9" strap on out of your handbag! I'm fairly sure that will give the wrong impression.
Oh and wear clothes not made of latex or pvc! Hehe
Have fun xxx"
Thanks Jen xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Going on a 'nilla date tonight and proper horny! (problem 1) after talking about it all day (I blame Juniper )
Anyway, rambling- I will get to the point eventually I promise!
Its been a while and I am concerned that I have forgotten how to behave appropriately? (problem 2) "
Good luck and enjoy. Also, not behaving might work in your favour |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"For goodness sake!
1: Don't shove your tits in his face when you say hello.
2: Don't drink more than a whole bottle of wine to yourself.
3: Don't bang on about previous relationships.
4: Smile a lot and laugh at the APPROPRIATE times,not every time he opens his mouth.
5: Don't look at his crotch,no matter how big the bulge is.
6: Don't stick your tongue down his throat if he kisses you goodbye.
If you need any more helpful advice pop to the toilet and message me.
Bon chance!
Don't take him home!!
Erm... someone could have told me this yesterday before I went out on my vanilla date...
Dish- how did it go?????
Aside from me feeling like shite all day it went ok I think! He was mega busy at work this morning when I went in so didnt get much chance to chat. But he seemed happy enough when I booted him out of bed to shower at 5.30 this morning haha x
So you fucked then?
Is it ok now on a first date!
Well I figured if for some reason there wasn't a second date I might as well enjoy the first one! Ha! "
Miss HB- I like your style! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"For goodness sake!
1: Don't shove your tits in his face when you say hello.
2: Don't drink more than a whole bottle of wine to yourself.
3: Don't bang on about previous relationships.
4: Smile a lot and laugh at the APPROPRIATE times,not every time he opens his mouth.
5: Don't look at his crotch,no matter how big the bulge is.
6: Don't stick your tongue down his throat if he kisses you goodbye.
If you need any more helpful advice pop to the toilet and message me.
Bon chance!
Don't take him home!!
Erm... someone could have told me this yesterday before I went out on my vanilla date...
Dish- how did it go?????
Aside from me feeling like shite all day it went ok I think! He was mega busy at work this morning when I went in so didnt get much chance to chat. But he seemed happy enough when I booted him out of bed to shower at 5.30 this morning haha x
So you fucked then?
Is it ok now on a first date!
Well I figured if for some reason there wasn't a second date I might as well enjoy the first one! Ha! "
Good advice lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Don't do what I did last night and have a foot in mouth moment....bangs head on table and mutters I give up with this dating malarkey
Tell us!
No! "
Well you can't give up- you are the Fab Dating Queen!
(Its ok View- you are still the Fab Queen- just not of dating!) |
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By *iewMan
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"Don't do what I did last night and have a foot in mouth moment....bangs head on table and mutters I give up with this dating malarkey
Tell us!
No!
Well you can't give up- you are the Fab Dating Queen!
(Its ok View- you are still the Fab Queen- just not of dating!)"
you say the sweetest things |
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"For goodness sake!
1: Don't shove your tits in his face when you say hello.
2: Don't drink more than a whole bottle of wine to yourself.
3: Don't bang on about previous relationships.
4: Smile a lot and laugh at the APPROPRIATE times,not every time he opens his mouth.
5: Don't look at his crotch,no matter how big the bulge is.
6: Don't stick your tongue down his throat if he kisses you goodbye.
If you need any more helpful advice pop to the toilet and message me.
Bon chance!
Don't take him home!!
Erm... someone could have told me this yesterday before I went out on my vanilla date...
Dish- how did it go?????
Aside from me feeling like shite all day it went ok I think! He was mega busy at work this morning when I went in so didnt get much chance to chat. But he seemed happy enough when I booted him out of bed to shower at 5.30 this morning haha x
So you fucked then?
Is it ok now on a first date!
Well I figured if for some reason there wasn't a second date I might as well enjoy the first one! Ha!
Miss HB- I like your style! "
Ha! Well im hoping there will be as he had a rather lovely cock which I feel needs further attention. And if I manage to get him to a club its win/win! |
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"Going on a 'nilla date tonight and proper horny! (problem 1) after talking about it all day (I blame Juniper )
Anyway, rambling- I will get to the point eventually I promise!
Its been a while and I am concerned that I have forgotten how to behave appropriately? (problem 2) "
Remember to ask how much he charges before you sit down, ohhhh sorry its been a long time since I went out in a proper date. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"For goodness sake!
1: Don't shove your tits in his face when you say hello.
2: Don't drink more than a whole bottle of wine to yourself.
3: Don't bang on about previous relationships.
4: Smile a lot and laugh at the APPROPRIATE times,not every time he opens his mouth.
5: Don't look at his crotch,no matter how big the bulge is.
6: Don't stick your tongue down his throat if he kisses you goodbye.
If you need any more helpful advice pop to the toilet and message me.
Bon chance!
Don't take him home!!
Erm... someone could have told me this yesterday before I went out on my vanilla date...
Dish- how did it go?????
Aside from me feeling like shite all day it went ok I think! He was mega busy at work this morning when I went in so didnt get much chance to chat. But he seemed happy enough when I booted him out of bed to shower at 5.30 this morning haha x
So you fucked then?
Is it ok now on a first date!
Well I figured if for some reason there wasn't a second date I might as well enjoy the first one! Ha!
Miss HB- I like your style!
Ha! Well im hoping there will be as he had a rather lovely cock which I feel needs further attention. And if I manage to get him to a club its win/win! "
I suppose because if the sex wasn't good you haven't wasted time! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"say you had a great time last night wolf bagging....
Omg . That's a new one on me!!!  "
Is this a bit like that monkey facial thing to do with cum and pube trimmings?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Do you have any of the Halloween Skeletons handy.... pop it in a wheelchair and say 'great aunt Lily' goes everywhere with you.....
That's why I am single "
Deliberately!
I have enough skeletons without any more! |
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"say you had a great time last night wolf bagging....
Omg . That's a new one on me!!!
Is this a bit like that monkey facial thing to do with cum and pube trimmings??"
Worse!!! And now ive got the giggles over the monkey facial.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"say you had a great time last night wolf bagging....
Dare I google???
You should know better than to Google!!!
Ok- you do it for me then please?
I already did!!! "
Well don't leave me wanting??? |
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"say you had a great time last night wolf bagging....
Dare I google???
You should know better than to Google!!!
Ok- you do it for me then please?
I already did!!!
Well don't leave me wanting???"
Seriously... stay wanting! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Seems a bit extreme this wolf bagging melarkey.
Same effect with a bit of sneezing powder.
Although you don't get a warm bacon butty after i suppose "
This sounds like the voice of experience? |
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