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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"Codine"
Thanks to toothache this week I found out that 6% of the population can't process codeine so it doesn't work. I'm one of them.
Also, codeine makes you constipated. Stick with paracetomol or ibuprofen. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Codine
Thanks to toothache this week I found out that 6% of the population can't process codeine so it doesn't work. I'm one of them.
Also, codeine makes you constipated. Stick with paracetomol or ibuprofen."
As long as you never stop taking the coding you adjust :p
When you stop it's like the scene from trainspotting "I was no longer constipated" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm an alcohol lightweight. I had one sixth of a 70cl bottle of vodka with last night and feel terrible today. My head isn't too bad but my stomach is rolling and my heart is banging in my throat. I've had tea and peanut butter on toast and I'm back in bed. |
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"Ive managed some coffee and water.
Not tackled food yet.
I'm just hoping this headache buggers off before my lad gets dropped off coz he's bloody loud!! "
If you can't manage food just yet, then wait for the Chinese to open later as soon as it does then order a takeaway. Gulp down a pint of orange juice with it. In the meantime just stay in bed. |
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Right... I just got an email that the burger place near me (epic burgers they are) now do delivery and have 25% off today!!
So ive got a 6oz big daddy burger and pulled pork fries coming. If that doesn't sort me out nothing will! |
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"I'm suffering, hungover!!!
Hangover cures please.
More alcohol isn't an option!! "
Go to bed with a middle aged TV and shag him till he's half dead, I just happen to be free and as a qualified nurse can do house calls to administer said cure. Or you could just sleep it off."boring". |
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