"Drink the coconut milk, position the bananas up somehow and play hoopla with the pineapple rings. Award yourself a treat if you manage to do it. "
You could 'use' the banana yourself
Eat the pineapple rings off hubbys cock and use the coconut milk for a wash as its good for your skin. |
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"Microwave mug pina colada cake?
Will Google tell me how?
It told me how to do a chocolate peanut butter one. You might need to experiment a little."
Chocolate, peanut butter cake!! Now you're talking. |
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"Drink the coconut milk, position the bananas up somehow and play hoopla with the pineapple rings. Award yourself a treat if you manage to do it.
You could 'use' the banana yourself
Eat the pineapple rings off hubbys cock and use the coconut milk for a wash as its good for your skin. "
Hurrah! |
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Put two pineapple rings on the end of the bananas to make two wheel axles and cellotape them to the tin and you have a ready made a handy fruit vehicle. |
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"Put two pineapple rings on the end of the bananas to make two wheel axles and cellotape them to the tin and you have a ready made a handy fruit vehicle. "
Have you thought of auditioning for Blue Peter? |
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"A cup of coconut milk, four pineapple rings and some bananas left over. What can I do with them?
You've got a lovely bunch of coconuts too
are you saying they're brown and hairy "
Do they go clip clop when you bang them together ? |
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"A cup of coconut milk, four pineapple rings and some bananas left over. What can I do with them?
You've got a lovely bunch of coconuts too
are you saying they're brown and hairy
Do they go clip clop when you bang them together ? "
I just went and checked and yes, yes they do. It's a talent few possess |
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