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"Mine was a girl who turned up looking like fraggle rock from the gym, she hadn,t made any effort to look nice and quite frankly she smelled of odour.....
At the end of the date and i hasten to add i couldnt wait to get away the cheeky bitch gave me her telephone number to call her again......  "
Worst date? i got talking to a guy on a dating site, neither of us could afford to go out so off I Trotted to north London for the night to his house. He failed to mention it was like the house of horrors, the toilet alone would have you all reaching for the bleach...I'd like to point out I didn't know the toilet was in the state it was on my first visit due to no fucking lightbulb or window!! Jesus.
By far the worst date I'd ever been on, he was ok but I never went back even when he asked to see me again, I politely declined. |
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"Mine was a girl who turned up looking like fraggle rock from the gym, she hadn,t made any effort to look nice and quite frankly she smelled of odour.....
At the end of the date and i hasten to add i couldnt wait to get away the cheeky bitch gave me her telephone number to call her again......
Worst date? i got talking to a guy on a dating site, neither of us could afford to go out so off I Trotted to north London for the night to his house. He failed to mention it was like the house of horrors, the toilet alone would have you all reaching for the bleach...I'd like to point out I didn't know the toilet was in the state it was on my first visit due to no fucking lightbulb or window!! Jesus.
By far the worst date I'd ever been on, he was ok but I never went back even when he asked to see me again, I politely declined."
Hmmmmm sounds like the guy didnt make an enough effort, your profile is superb and will you marry me .......ha ha ha tongue in cheek well thats my sense of humour......ha ha zac xx.  |
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"Turned out mine wanted me to drag him off to an alleyway, beat him up, piss on him and then rape him.
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At least he asked nicely  "
No, he didn't; I'm truncating a horrible story to the headline.
I've never finished a date before with "I think you should fuck off now and get yr train." |
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The "attractive" domme turned out to be bespectacled cropped haired witn no neck or tits and wrestlers bicepts and a vanilla husband who was happy for her to meet other guys. I legged it throwing up on the way. |
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"Turned out mine wanted me to drag him off to an alleyway, beat him up, piss on him and then rape him.
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LMAOOOOO.....HAHAHA sorry joseph aside from the unspeakable act of "rape" part you mentioned I could not help but laugh my arse off reading the rest.  |
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