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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

And other famous one liners.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can't handle the truth!!!

-Courtney

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

*insert witty rejoinder here*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got milk?

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By *adybee77Woman over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

It's being pumped through the building's air conditioning system, you cock-juggling thundercunt!

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

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Yippee kay-ay, motherfucker

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

you talking to me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm be back.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

this is Ghost rider requesting a flyby.

That’s right! Ice… man. I am dangerous.

Take me to bed or lose me forever.

This gives me a hard on.

I feel the need … the need for speed!

You can be my wingman any time.

Come on, Mav, do some of that pilot shit!

Gutsiest move I ever saw, Mav.

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By *smCouple over a year ago

Liskeard

Hello, I'm here to fix you plumbing,, ops my trousers fell down

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

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First you get-a da money, then you get-a da power.

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

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I can smell your cunt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I won't let go jack... Jack, jack!

You let go you bitch!!! Sorry rant over!!

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By *entaur_UKMan over a year ago

Cannock

Do you feel lucky? Punk!

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

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There can be only one

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By *sianmale89Man over a year ago

Stockport

"And other famous one liners. "

"A Census take once tried to test me, I ate his liver with some fava beans and niiice kianti......*slithers*

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

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I am serious....and don't call me Shirley

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

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Oh God, mother....blood!

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

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Will you give me oral pleasure?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can smell your cunt"

I can smell your chips.....

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

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He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Need a bigger boat !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

...it aids conception..

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By *uperock99Man over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Call that a knife? This is a knife

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ad Astra per aspera

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

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Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga!

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

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No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You can't handle the truth!!!

-Courtney"

You need me on that cock!

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

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We're on a mission from God

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

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"I'll be back. "

...only in a re-run!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You will be... You will be...

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

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We're not in Kansas any more.

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By *sianmale89Man over a year ago

Stockport

I met him, fifteen years ago; I was told there was nothing left; no reason, no conscience, no understanding; and even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, of good or evil, right or wrong. I met this six-year-old child, with this blank, pale, emotionless face, and the blackest eyes... the devil's eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up because I realized that what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply... evil.

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

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Candygram for Mongo...!

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

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Don't cross the streams...

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

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I'm Brian and so is my wife

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't cross the streams..."

We said that after drinking cylooms

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

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I'm sorry wilson!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey you guys!!

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

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When we hit 88mph you'll see some serious shit

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By *uperock99Man over a year ago

Milton Keynes

What you talk about Willis

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

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Heeeeeres Johnny!!

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

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I can't let you do that, Dave

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

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By *uperock99Man over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Sit on it potsy

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By *uperock99Man over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He wanks as high as any in Wome

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By *entaur_UKMan over a year ago

Cannock

Bunch a slack jawed faggots around here, this stuff'll make you a goddam sexual Tyranosaurus, just like me.

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By *onnie55Man over a year ago

Port Talbot

"He wanks as high as any in Wome"

And what have the Romans ever done for us?

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By *ntoonCouple over a year ago

Newcastle Upon Tyne

He slimed me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wanna roll you up into a little ball and shove you up my vagina -step brothers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i only told you to blow the bloody doors off"!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Trust is like a mirror, if you smash it, you can fix it but you can still see the cracks in that mother fucking reflection..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't cross the streams...

We said that after drinking cylooms"

I've not heard that word for a long time...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Djou got a look in djour eyes like djou haven't been fucked in a djear maing

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By *andom2chatMan over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

Keeping the British end up, Sir

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By *ynchedWoman over a year ago

Dunstable

no one puts baby in a corner....

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By *onnie55Man over a year ago

Port Talbot

Winter is coming.. (not a film quote, I know..)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If he dies , he dies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't cross the streams...

We said that after drinking cylooms

I've not heard that word for a long time... "

Lol. Have you ever d*unk them?

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By *_and_k_staffsCouple over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Smoke me a kipper....I'll be back for breakfast

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've never seen you before in my life and its not my baby

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Inconthievable!!!

You kheep onna sayin that word. I donna theenk eet meets whata you theenk eet meens.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.”"

One of the bestest films........In the world.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To bodly go where no one has gone before.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

'We're gonna need a bigger boat'

'I am your Father'

'Oliver Norville Hardy, and this is my friend, Mr Laurel'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am Spartacus......

(Wields out cleft chin!)

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By *ngel n tedCouple over a year ago

maidstone

Suck my fat one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Now, that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My Name is Pussy Galore.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fly me, he made it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My own brother- a god damn bloodsucking vampire...

You just wait til mom finds out!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Quite frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll have you know I have the reflexes of a cat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've got a very special set of skills...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm getting too old for this shit

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By *exybabyMan over a year ago

Canterbury....ish

Forget the cock......respect the cunt!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""i only told you to blow the bloody doors off"!!!"

"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I see dead people

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never rub another man's rhubarb.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you kill me, I will become more powerful than you can ever imagine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We're having tiffin!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Think you used enough dynamite there Butch!

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By *sh6866Man over a year ago

halifax

be advised, i'm mean, nasty and tired. i eat concertina wire and piss napalm and can put a round through a fleas ass at 200 metres.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's a snake in my boot!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

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By *ovetolaugh699Man over a year ago

southend

What do tigers dream of, when they take their little tiger snooze. Do they dream of mauling zebra's or Halle Berry in her catwoman suit. Dont you worry your pretty striped head were gonna get you back to Tyson and your cosy tiger bed and then were gonna find our best friend Doug. and then were gonna give him a best friend hug. Doug x9 But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweakerrrs....well then we're shit outta luck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""i only told you to blow the bloody doors off"!!!

"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"

Thats the fella

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shake what your mumma gave ya!

Fuck her right in the pussy!

Do you spit or swallow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does he look like a bitch?

N..n..n..no.

Then why are you trying to fuck him like a bitch?

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By *etzPlayCouple over a year ago

Southend

The donkey died, your the donkey now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What we've got here is a failure to communicate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why do I have to be Mr pink?

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By *iBBWLondonWoman over a year ago

London

GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN!!!!

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By *iBBWLondonWoman over a year ago

London

We've gone on holiday by mistake.

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By *iBBWLondonWoman over a year ago

London

They're selling hippy pigs in Woolworth's, man.

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By *iBBWLondonWoman over a year ago

London

"They're selling hippy pigs in Woolworth's, man."

*wigs - bloody predictive text...

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By *iBBWLondonWoman over a year ago

London

I invented it in Camberwell, and it looks like a carrot.

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By *ingersoloWoman over a year ago

Oldham

You and I are such similar creatures vivian. We both screw people for a living.

(ouch)

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By *entaur_UKMan over a year ago

Cannock

"Never rub another man's rhubarb. "

Those toys, where does he get those wonderful toys?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I ain't got time to bleed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nobody tells me nothin' mumble mumble"

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By *lik and PaulCouple over a year ago

cahoots

I'm going to cut your heart out with a spoon

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By *ertiVogtsMan over a year ago

Exeter

Memories ! You're talking about memories !

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By *ngel n tedCouple over a year ago

maidstone

He's worth a lot to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Yeah well big Al also says dog's can't look up!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It looks like a frozen sausage

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

ET phone home

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I want your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle...and if your Mrs isn't doing anything later...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Back off, man - I'm a scientist.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means "no".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's true - this man has no dick

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

All for one and one for all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It can't rain all the time

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By *ynchedWoman over a year ago

Dunstable

1.21 gigawatts! Great Scott!

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By *ingersoloWoman over a year ago

Oldham

You came in that thing...your braver than I thought

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Those sausages ready yet?

Two minutes Turkish....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Houston we have a problem !!!

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By *ingersoloWoman over a year ago

Oldham

At that speed are you sure you'll be able to pull out in time?

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By *ingersoloWoman over a year ago

Oldham

Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stick around

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

We have a T-Rex

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By *ango and gashCouple over a year ago

bilston

No Ray it was you, if you build it he will come!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

A gunrack?

Exsqueeze me are you mental?

I don't own a gun let alone many gun's, to necessitate needing a gun rack.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nobody's perfect

Infamy, Infamy, they've all got it in for me!!

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By *ucyfur77Woman over a year ago

Pleasuretown

You've got red on you

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By *ucyfur77Woman over a year ago

Pleasuretown

You look like a banana with a yeast infection

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You can't handle the truth!!!

-Courtney"

The truth is...You can't handle the truth!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've had better!

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

They got my dick message!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"this is Ghost rider requesting a flyby.

That’s right! Ice… man. I am dangerous.

Take me to bed or lose me forever.

This gives me a hard on.

I feel the need … the need for speed!

You can be my wingman any time.

Come on, Mav, do some of that pilot shit!

Gutsiest move I ever saw, Mav."

Love love love that movie

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By *ucyfur77Woman over a year ago

Pleasuretown

I am Jack's smirking revenge

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By *eonardoLoveMan over a year ago

London

THIS IS SPARTAAAAAA!!!?!?!?

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Ramming Speed!!!

That's not flying, that's falling with style

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By *andkCouple over a year ago

Wisbech

They don't like it up em (Dads Army)

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By *he Master JMan over a year ago

Southall

What do you think gunny

It's a clusterfuck sir

Clint Eastwood

Heartbreak ridge fantastic movie

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By *nfinity1Man over a year ago

Near Bournemouth

I have a bad feeling about this

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

Somebody trashed your house

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

I have always depended on the kindness of strangers..

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!

Show me the money

You had me at hello

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not a witch...I'm your wife!

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Well, the Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us; it binds the galaxy together."

Sorry to break the thread rules, OP, in not doing a one liner but it's a goodie.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

FREEEEEDOMMMMM!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dead or alive your coming with me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who am I........... I'm kick ass

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By *ingersoloWoman over a year ago

Oldham

I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass and lollipops in my mouth. (boogie nights)

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By *lashheartMan over a year ago

shrewsbury

Let me tell you about my mother...

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By *argaret JamesTV/TS over a year ago

Bromsgrove

Play it again Sam

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By *argaret JamesTV/TS over a year ago

Bromsgrove

You played it for her now play it for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everybody wanna go heaven, but nobody want dead"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There is no try, there is only do!

Help me Obi 1- you're my only hope.

Luke- I am your father!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you build it, they will come....

I do believe in fairies....

When I see an opportunity, I wave as I past it passes by me

Eat me! Eat me!!! (Men in black)

When I say bring it back in one piece - I didn't say bring back one piece (spectre, Q)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Smoke me a kipper....I'll be back for breakfast"

Stoke me a clipper, i'll be back for Christmas

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Those sausages ready yet?

Two minutes Turkish.... "

Two minutes? You said two minutes five minutes ago!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Elsa, do you want to build a snowman?

Yeah I went there!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

(one punch Mickey launches into unintelligible dialogue about soft furnishing)

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By *estivalMan over a year ago

borehamwood

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've got seventy three quid in my back burner, I'm gonna wax the lot. The weekend has landed, the milky bars are on me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'mmm-meltiiiiiiing

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By *he feckersCouple over a year ago

rosyth

Elwood: Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm gonna rip the eyes out of your head, and piss in your dead skull. You fucked with the wrong marine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""i only told you to blow the bloody doors off"!!!"

Sorry.."you're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off", yes I'm pedantic.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Johnny 5 Alive!

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By *ingersoloWoman over a year ago

Oldham

Into the garbage shoot, flyboy.

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By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster.

As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a swinger. (FAB version)

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By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

I am. And don't call me Shirley.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your moms your paw

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'You're a sad, strange little man and I pity you'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looks like we're FUBA now

Fucked up beyond all recognition !!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not a performing monkey.

As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "I" in meat pie. Anagram of meat is team... I don't know what he's talking about.

Can I get any of you cunts a drinks?

Well, your mum rang about you going around tomorrow night, and then Liz rang about the two of you eating out tonight, and then your mum rang back to see if I wanted to eat her out tonight.

Shaun of the dead gotta love it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It can't rain all the time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who's motorcycle is this butch?

It's a chopper baby.

Who's chopper is this butch?

Zeds.

Who's Zed butch?

Zeds dead baby, Zeds dead.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Johnny 5 Alive!"

No disassemble.

Beautiful Stephanie.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who's the daddy ,,

I'm the daddy BITCH!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have two guns, one for each of ya.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Let there be peace.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off

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