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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I just think fuck it, I'll just become a stripper

Then I remember I'm fat and can't dance

Is there any job you'd like to do but feel you don't have the attributes for ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

World leader

I am to fair to all lol

Pooch on the other hand would make a brilliant world leader

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd be a stripper but my attributes aren't really big enough lol.

Otherwise an astronaut, I'd love to go into.space, but I'm scared of heights and flying

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Fighter pilot, but I'm too tall and fat.

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By *onyneMan over a year ago

Newcastle

If I was a builder, or a plasterer, or brickie, I guarantee every house I worked on would fall down...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would absolutely love to do something creative. If I could be a painter I think I'd really like that. But I can't paint, so there's that.

I've also always wanted to be a translator at the UN. But I don't speak any second languages and I think that might be an important bit

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fighter pilot, but I'm too tall and fat."

I know a few, hmmm I do like a flight suit

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

I'd like to be a lady of leisure. Not going to happen.

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By *moothies.Couple over a year ago

Woodthorpe

I'd like to be a sex toy tester and get paid to play

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Politician

People tell me I'd be good but I've fucked too many people and taken too many drugs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Actor or musician....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Politician

People tell me I'd be good but I've fucked too many people and taken too many drugs.

Isn't that more the reason why you should be??

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Is there any job you'd like to do but feel you don't have the attributes for ?"

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