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By *litterbabe OP   Woman  over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

A female friend sent this to me and it made we smile so I thought I would share.

Please take with the humour intended.

Ladies and gentleman, this is a must read!!!

THIS HAS BEEN WRITTEN BY A MAN..

This is for all you girls 40 years and over..... and for those who are turning 40, and for those who are scared of moving into their 40's...AND for guys who are scared of girls over 40!!!!.... This was written by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes.

Andy Rooney says:

As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.

A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40 don’t give a damn about what you might think about her or what she's doing.

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

A woman over 40 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 40 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. They Always Know.

A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a Jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress

Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you.

Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage!

SEND THIS TO ALL THE LADIES TO MAKE THEM FEEL GOOD, AND TO ALL THE GUYS SO THEY CAN BE EDUCATED

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All us under 40s are insecure, immature bitches

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By *litterbabe OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"All us under 40s are insecure, immature bitches "

It really is just intended as humour. Not a relexion on anyone else at all.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"All us under 40s are insecure, immature bitches

It really is just intended as humour. Not a relexion on anyone else at all. "

But nearly every point is slagging off under 40s.

Perhaps I'll have my sense of humour removed at 40 and find insults funny.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Well guess who likes it........

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By *oxy_minxWoman  over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Well I found it amusing

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
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O o O oo

If I am honest, most of it is true for me , I acted totally different below 40 to what I do after 40 , so I like it too

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By *litterbabe OP   Woman  over a year ago

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It is just one mans opinion, not a statement of facts.

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Its a complete load of bollocks, but it is a nice thought and appreciated.

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By *eanieMan  over a year ago

Worcester

Looking at your pictures it's obvious! You look amazing! X

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By *eanieMan  over a year ago

Worcester

Looking at your pictures it's obvious! You look amazing! X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Its a complete load of bollocks, but it is a nice thought and appreciated."

I do agree the sentiment is nice, it's just a shame the man chose to shit all over under 40s in order to compliment others instead of their own merits.

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Its a complete load of bollocks, but it is a nice thought and appreciated.

I do agree the sentiment is nice, it's just a shame the man chose to shit all over under 40s in order to compliment others instead of their own merits. "

Unfortunately a lot of people don't seem to be able to compliment some without denigrating others (cf every bloody BBW post on Fab).

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By *indys loverCouple  over a year ago

Stratford on avon


"All us under 40s are insecure, immature bitches "

no not at all but I think a lot of folk would say that as the years tick by you get a lot wiser ,,,,, usually

and saggy

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By *imply_SensualMan  over a year ago

warrington


"All us under 40s are insecure, immature bitches

It really is just intended as humour. Not a relexion on anyone else at all.

But nearly every point is slagging off under 40s.

Perhaps I'll have my sense of humour removed at 40 and find insults funny. "

Too late, I think someone has removed it without telling you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"All us under 40s are insecure, immature bitches

It really is just intended as humour. Not a relexion on anyone else at all.

But nearly every point is slagging off under 40s.

Perhaps I'll have my sense of humour removed at 40 and find insults funny.

Too late, I think someone has removed it without telling you "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Offs lighten up!!

Maybe you will when you get to 40!

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