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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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My mum bought me a spider catcher vacuum... thing for my birthday, as I don't like spiders but I don't like killing them either. I caught one the other night to let out in the morning, but it's already died in the vacuum so it was a bit of a fruitless exercise.
RIP wee spider.  |
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My Dad bought me one of those in the height of my phobia and I managed to break it on first use by pushing the button in with such force it wouldn't go off again! Needless to say I stamped on the spider and took the batteries out.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"My Dad bought me one of those in the height of my phobia and I managed to break it on first use by pushing the button in with such force it wouldn't go off again! Needless to say I stamped on the spider and took the batteries out. "
Ohhhh, I think I remember this story! Didn't you catch it in the actual vacuum? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My Dad bought me one of those in the height of my phobia and I managed to break it on first use by pushing the button in with such force it wouldn't go off again! Needless to say I stamped on the spider and took the batteries out. "
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You'll never make it as a Jainist!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't answer your door,it will be the Spider Police!
No, it'll be more spiders who want to know where their sister's gone  "
Uurrmmm how many sisters can they have
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By *ivnwcplCouple
over a year ago
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"My mum bought me a spider catcher vacuum... thing for my birthday, as I don't like spiders but I don't like killing them either. I caught one the other night to let out in the morning, but it's already died in the vacuum so it was a bit of a fruitless exercise.
RIP wee spider. "
Poor Spider....I bet it was a mother and was just foraging to feed it's children  |
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"My mum bought me a spider catcher vacuum... thing for my birthday, as I don't like spiders but I don't like killing them either. I caught one the other night to let out in the morning, but it's already died in the vacuum so it was a bit of a fruitless exercise.
RIP wee spider. "
You can easily make an effective 'spider catcher' for people (like me) that hate going near them.
Sellotape two empty clear plastic drinks bottles together at their bases. At one end cut the top off the bottle before it starts to narrow.
I hold the one end & use the other to catch the spider in. Its easy to do & you don't have risk contact with the spider…take him/her outside & voila!
OP you're not a bad person…the spider God understands  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My mum bought me a spider catcher vacuum... thing for my birthday, as I don't like spiders but I don't like killing them either. I caught one the other night to let out in the morning, but it's already died in the vacuum so it was a bit of a fruitless exercise.
RIP wee spider.
Poor Spider....I bet it was a mother and was just foraging to feed it's children "
Oh, don't! Maybe it was a single mum too.  |
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"Don't answer your door,it will be the Spider Police!
No, it'll be more spiders who want to know where their sister's gone
Uurrmmm how many sisters can they have
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Lots and lots and lots and lots and lots |
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By *ivnwcplCouple
over a year ago
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"My mum bought me a spider catcher vacuum... thing for my birthday, as I don't like spiders but I don't like killing them either. I caught one the other night to let out in the morning, but it's already died in the vacuum so it was a bit of a fruitless exercise.
RIP wee spider.
Poor Spider....I bet it was a mother and was just foraging to feed it's children
Oh, don't! Maybe it was a single mum too. "
I could be wrong but I think all spiders are single mums  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My mum bought me a spider catcher vacuum... thing for my birthday, as I don't like spiders but I don't like killing them either. I caught one the other night to let out in the morning, but it's already died in the vacuum so it was a bit of a fruitless exercise.
RIP wee spider.
You can easily make an effective 'spider catcher' for people (like me) that hate going near them.
Sellotape two empty clear plastic drinks bottles together at their bases. At one end cut the top off the bottle before it starts to narrow.
I hold the one end & use the other to catch the spider in. Its easy to do & you don't have risk contact with the spider…take him/her outside & voila!
OP you're not a bad person…the spider God understands "
My spider vacuum is like a two foot plastic tube, vacuum bit on the end, then when you have it trapped it, it has a lid that you pop on top. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My mum bought me a spider catcher vacuum... thing for my birthday, as I don't like spiders but I don't like killing them either. I caught one the other night to let out in the morning, but it's already died in the vacuum so it was a bit of a fruitless exercise.
RIP wee spider.
Poor Spider....I bet it was a mother and was just foraging to feed it's children
Oh, don't! Maybe it was a single mum too.
I could be wrong but I think all spiders are single mums "
You're not helping with my guilt |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My mum bought me a spider catcher vacuum... thing for my birthday, as I don't like spiders but I don't like killing them either. I caught one the other night to let out in the morning, but it's already died in the vacuum so it was a bit of a fruitless exercise.
RIP wee spider.
Poor Spider....I bet it was a mother and was just foraging to feed it's children
Oh, don't! Maybe it was a single mum too. "
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Some eat the father so it well could be |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pure evil females with hairy legs and fangs
Yeah, I do need to shave...
Well i didnt want to say anything "
Yeah but I do actually need to shave my legs |
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"Found a dead one in my daughters ear last night likes kilt it's caused no permanent damage, Drs think it crawled in during her sleep and got stuck in her ear wax ewwwwww"
Luckily not likes kilt- damn auto correct! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Found a dead one in my daughters ear last night likes kilt it's caused no permanent damage, Drs think it crawled in during her sleep and got stuck in her ear wax ewwwwww
Luckily not likes kilt- damn auto correct! "
Ick
I hope it was only a small one! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My mum bought me a spider catcher vacuum... thing for my birthday, as I don't like spiders but I don't like killing them either. I caught one the other night to let out in the morning, but it's already died in the vacuum so it was a bit of a fruitless exercise.
RIP wee spider.
Poor Spider....I bet it was a mother and was just foraging to feed it's children
Oh, don't! Maybe it was a single mum too. .
Some eat the father so it well could be"
Given some of the stories about exes from single mums, I can't say I blame them
However, some of the stories I've heard about exes from single dads, I wouldn't be surprised at role reversal sometimes though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My mum bought me a spider catcher vacuum... thing for my birthday, as I don't like spiders but I don't like killing them either. I caught one the other night to let out in the morning, but it's already died in the vacuum so it was a bit of a fruitless exercise.
RIP wee spider.
Poor Spider....I bet it was a mother and was just foraging to feed it's children
Oh, don't! Maybe it was a single mum too. .
Some eat the father so it well could be
Given some of the stories about exes from single mums, I can't say I blame them
However, some of the stories I've heard about exes from single dads, I wouldn't be surprised at role reversal sometimes though"
Are we still talking about spiddies? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pure evil females with hairy legs and fangs
Yeah, I do need to shave...
Well i didnt want to say anything
Yeah but I do actually need to shave my legs "
Pure evil female with smooth legs and fangs |
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"Found a dead one in my daughters ear last night likes kilt it's caused no permanent damage, Drs think it crawled in during her sleep and got stuck in her ear wax ewwwwww
Luckily not likes kilt- damn auto correct!
Ick
I hope it was only a small one!"
Yes it was still gross though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My mum bought me a spider catcher vacuum... thing for my birthday, as I don't like spiders but I don't like killing them either. I caught one the other night to let out in the morning, but it's already died in the vacuum so it was a bit of a fruitless exercise.
RIP wee spider.
Poor Spider....I bet it was a mother and was just foraging to feed it's children
Oh, don't! Maybe it was a single mum too. .
Some eat the father so it well could be
Given some of the stories about exes from single mums, I can't say I blame them
However, some of the stories I've heard about exes from single dads, I wouldn't be surprised at role reversal sometimes though
Are we still talking about spiddies? "
I digressed, using the spider moms eating spider dads as a springboard |
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I was very brave the other night and saved my cat from a spider. It went stomping, yes stomping, over to him as he lay on the floor and had to jump on the sofa for safety.
The big girls blouse of a cat |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was very brave the other night and saved my cat from a spider. It went stomping, yes stomping, over to him as he lay on the floor and had to jump on the sofa for safety.
The big girls blouse of a cat "
Your cat sounds humorous and lovely |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I let a massive one stay recently, then one evening after a few weeks hanging around it fucked off!! Charming!!
Are you talking about a spider or a meet "
Yeah I kept him under the stairs.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I let a massive one stay recently, then one evening after a few weeks hanging around it fucked off!! Charming!!
Are you talking about a spider or a meet
Yeah I kept him under the stairs...."
So a meet then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My mum bought me a spider catcher vacuum... thing for my birthday, as I don't like spiders but I don't like killing them either. I caught one the other night to let out in the morning, but it's already died in the vacuum so it was a bit of a fruitless exercise.
RIP wee spider.
Poor Spider....I bet it was a mother and was just foraging to feed it's children
Oh, don't! Maybe it was a single mum too. .
Some eat the father so it well could be
Given some of the stories about exes from single mums, I can't say I blame them
However, some of the stories I've heard about exes from single dads, I wouldn't be surprised at role reversal sometimes though"
according to scientific enquiry, it turns out the big chunky females have a tendency to eat the smaller less well built males for a couple of reasons!
There hungry
They can.
Life's lesson learnt |
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By *ivnwcplCouple
over a year ago
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"My mum bought me a spider catcher vacuum... thing for my birthday, as I don't like spiders but I don't like killing them either. I caught one the other night to let out in the morning, but it's already died in the vacuum so it was a bit of a fruitless exercise.
RIP wee spider.
Poor Spider....I bet it was a mother and was just foraging to feed it's children
Oh, don't! Maybe it was a single mum too. .
Some eat the father so it well could be
Given some of the stories about exes from single mums, I can't say I blame them
However, some of the stories I've heard about exes from single dads, I wouldn't be surprised at role reversal sometimes though according to scientific enquiry, it turns out the big chunky females have a tendency to eat the smaller less well built males for a couple of reasons!
There hungry
They can.
Life's lesson learnt "
That's why we tend to avoid big chunky females
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My mum bought me a spider catcher vacuum... thing for my birthday, as I don't like spiders but I don't like killing them either. I caught one the other night to let out in the morning, but it's already died in the vacuum so it was a bit of a fruitless exercise.
RIP wee spider.
Poor Spider....I bet it was a mother and was just foraging to feed it's children
Oh, don't! Maybe it was a single mum too. .
Some eat the father so it well could be
Given some of the stories about exes from single mums, I can't say I blame them
However, some of the stories I've heard about exes from single dads, I wouldn't be surprised at role reversal sometimes though according to scientific enquiry, it turns out the big chunky females have a tendency to eat the smaller less well built males for a couple of reasons!
There hungry
They can.
Life's lesson learnt "
That's an intriguing prospect.
It's an ultimate fuckngo that allows males to practice their sprinting
Ain't gonna want to hang around too long |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My Dad bought me one of those in the height of my phobia and I managed to break it on first use by pushing the button in with such force it wouldn't go off again! Needless to say I stamped on the spider and took the batteries out. "
Mrs P had almost the same experience when I bought her her first vibrator. |
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