maybe I shouldn't

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Perve openly in public. Trouser adjustments required

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Perve openly in public. Trouser adjustments required

Wear tracksuit bottoms!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Perve openly in public. Trouser adjustments required

*Shuffles awkwardly trying not to gawp*

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Perve openly in public. Trouser adjustments required

Get some chainmail undies!

By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Wire wool often works.

Unless you are kinky

C...

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Perve openly in public. Trouser adjustments required

Get some chainmail undies!"

Ooh, that'll chafe my willy

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Perve openly in public. Trouser adjustments required

Wear tracksuit bottoms!"

Hell no. I'd rather look good in my jeans thanks. I feel too self conscious in joggers

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I dare you to wear leggings lol x

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I dare you to wear leggings lol x"

Oh you evil woman. If I remember, I probably would take up that challenge