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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is this research for the latest edition of Fab top trumps ?
I've got Mrs D from Basingstoke : her clit is the size of a two pence piece
Well I've got Miss X from Bristol : hers is like a boxers training bag |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is this research for the latest edition of Fab top trumps ?
I've got Mrs D from Basingstoke : her clit is the size of a two pence piece
Well I've got Miss X from Bristol : hers is like a boxers training bag "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is this research for the latest edition of Fab top trumps ?
I've got Mrs D from Basingstoke : her clit is the size of a two pence piece
Well I've got Miss X from Bristol : hers is like a boxers training bag "
It was reverend green in the library with the candlestick  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I am the master of the C.L.I.T.
Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face.
I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to do. No one rules C.L.I.T. like me. Not this little fuck, none of you little fucks out there. I am the C.L.I.T. commander!
Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So......
Who has the biggest "clit" on fabguys ?
Only one way to find out
Fiiiiigggghhhhtttt
I thought cock fighting was illegal?
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Oh guess light sabers will have to do. Oooo make sure they light up too  |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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"So......
Who has the biggest "clit" on fabguys ?
Only one way to find out
Fiiiiigggghhhhtttt
I thought cock fighting was illegal?
Oh guess light sabers will have to do. Oooo make sure they light up too "
I think you just invented LED penis piercings...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So......
Who has the biggest "clit" on fabguys ?
Only one way to find out
Fiiiiigggghhhhtttt
I thought cock fighting was illegal?
Oh guess light sabers will have to do. Oooo make sure they light up too
I think you just invented LED penis piercings... "
You mean they're not already out there  think Google needs a search |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"that has avatar challenge written all over it....
What, biggest clit? "
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By (user no longer on site)
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An increase in male sex hormones can lead to a big clitoris. Which is why female body builders often have them. With facial hair and deeper voices.
Would you want to admit having a tiny penis, ladies? I know I wouldn't! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am the master of the C.L.I.T.
Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face.
I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to do. No one rules C.L.I.T. like me. Not this little fuck, none of you little fucks out there. I am the C.L.I.T. commander!
Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it."
What are you on about? What's with the acronym?
Pinch it?
Scary... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I ask because there's nothing better than licking and flicking a large clit !
Completion on"
Great stuff. As long as you don't mind a lady with a goatee and a voice like Barry White, of course.... |
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"I ask because there's nothing better than licking and flicking a large clit !
Completion on
Great stuff. As long as you don't mind a lady with a goatee and a voice like Barry White, of course...."
I don't want stubble rash ! Lol |
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"An increase in male sex hormones can lead to a big clitoris. Which is why female body builders often have them. With facial hair and deeper voices.
Would you want to admit having a tiny penis, ladies? I know I wouldn't!"
I was met a Russian girl who had a big sticky out clit but not the deep voice lol |
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