"My sky remote? Ive had all the spongebob squarepants I can take and I cant find it  "
The bloke up the road had it taking a couple of "comparison" pictures. Give it quick wipe when he brings it back. |
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"There was a man from hull
Who lost his remote, until
He went to the loo
And had a poo
And out it came with a pull 
 gross"
Yes indeed. There was a whole thread about it in the forum plus one about self fisting. |
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By *essiCouple
over a year ago
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"There was a man from hull
Who lost his remote, until
He went to the loo
And had a poo
And out it came with a pull
gross
Yes indeed. There was a whole thread about it in the forum plus one about self
fisting. "
Whatever turns you on....  |
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"With the beer cans, cucumbers and any household object used for measuring a cock, failing that the shit drawer?"
In my case thats lipso, prit stick or acorns  |
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"With the beer cans, cucumbers and any household object used for measuring a cock, failing that the shit drawer?
In my case thats lipso, prit stick or acorns "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"With the beer cans, cucumbers and any household object used for measuring a cock, failing that the shit drawer?
In my case thats lipso, prit stick or acorns
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I have never had a singular shit drawer. It has always been wherever it gets dumped lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"With the beer cans, cucumbers and any household object used for measuring a cock, failing that the shit drawer?
In my case thats lipso, prit stick or acorns
I have never had a singular shit drawer. It has always been wherever it gets dumped lol"
I meant to say 'man drawer' lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"With the beer cans, cucumbers and any household object used for measuring a cock, failing that the shit drawer?
In my case thats lipso, prit stick or acorns
I have never had a singular shit drawer. It has always been wherever it gets dumped lol
I meant to say 'man drawer' lol"
Same story here |
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"There was a man from hull
Who lost his remote, until
He went to the loo
And had a poo
And out it came with a pull
gross
Yes indeed. There was a whole thread about it in the forum plus one about self
fisting.
Whatever turns you on.... "
It doesn't. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was a man from hull
Who lost his remote, until
He went to the loo
And had a poo
And out it came with a pull
gross
Yes indeed. There was a whole thread about it in the forum plus one about self
fisting.
Whatever turns you on....
It doesn't. "
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"There was a man from hull
Who lost his remote, until
He went to the loo
And had a poo
And out it came with a pull
gross
Yes indeed. There was a whole thread about it in the forum plus one about self
fisting.
Whatever turns you on....
It doesn't. Well I got it mate if no one else did "
Hurrah! Did you get my joke poem too?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There was a man from hull
Who lost his remote, until
He went to the loo
And had a poo
And out it came with a pull
gross
Yes indeed. There was a whole thread about it in the forum plus one about self
fisting.
Whatever turns you on....
It doesn't. Well I got it mate if no one else did
Hurrah! Did you get my joke poem too? "
Nah. But I'm sure it was funny .Ish |
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"My sky remote? Ive had all the spongebob squarepants I can take and I cant find it
Change the channel manually on the television or sky box? "
If you can negotiate the sky menu via the box come and do it lol found it now in with E's knitting |
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"My sky remote? Ive had all the spongebob squarepants I can take and I cant find it
Change the channel manually on the television or sky box?
If you can negotiate the sky menu via the box come and do it lol found it now in with E's knitting "
She could knit you a cover for it. |
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"My sky remote? Ive had all the spongebob squarepants I can take and I cant find it
Change the channel manually on the television or sky box?
If you can negotiate the sky menu via the box come and do it lol found it now in with E's knitting
She could knit you a cover for it. "
Can I get some knitted underpants please |
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"My sky remote? Ive had all the spongebob squarepants I can take and I cant find it
Change the channel manually on the television or sky box?
If you can negotiate the sky menu via the box come and do it lol found it now in with E's knitting
She could knit you a cover for it.
Can I get some knitted underpants please "
This isn't a fetish site! |
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"My sky remote? Ive had all the spongebob squarepants I can take and I cant find it
Change the channel manually on the television or sky box?
If you can negotiate the sky menu via the box come and do it lol found it now in with E's knitting
She could knit you a cover for it.
Can I get some knitted underpants please
This isn't a fetish site! "
It is, and you know it |
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"My sky remote? Ive had all the spongebob squarepants I can take and I cant find it
Change the channel manually on the television or sky box?
If you can negotiate the sky menu via the box come and do it lol found it now in with E's knitting
She could knit you a cover for it.
Can I get some knitted underpants please
This isn't a fetish site!
It is, and you know it"
Bring your umbrella |
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"My sky remote? Ive had all the spongebob squarepants I can take and I cant find it "
Get in the 21 st century and use the app in your phone
Your so old fashioned lol |
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