Love this one..
"First of May, first of May, outside fucking starts today.
If it do come on to rain, we goes inside and fuckes again."
Sung reputedly to a late night bus driver by the young lady of a tousled couple...
"Sing a song of sixpence, my arse is full of cum, he didn't want me in the club so fucked me up my bum!"
Over to you...
L2
