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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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An old Sergeant of mine told me that i was "a mong, from a family if mongs, and when you have kids they will be mongs."
Totally none PC but at the time it made me chuckle.
The same guy told me he was going to rip off my arms and beat ne to death with the soggy ends.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She's seen more helmets than hitler
Been shot over more times than baghdad
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I wouldn't ride her into battle.
I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick.
She's wet more Wangs than a chinese monsoon.
She's been banged more than the first pipe in 'flappy birds'.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is your arse jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth ?
If your going to be two faced at least make one of them pretty
If laughter is the best medicine your face must be curing the world |
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