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Things you dont want to hear on your first meet
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Had a 'date' with a young chap, very handsome. I'll cut a long story short and say that after a few drinks he wanted me to
* Drag him off to an alleway
* Beat him up (proper like)
* Piss on him
* And then rape him
I was like, uh, you didn't mention *any* of this before? |
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"Had a 'date' with a young chap, very handsome. I'll cut a long story short and say that after a few drinks he wanted me to
* Drag him off to an alleway
* Beat him up (proper like)
* Piss on him
* And then rape him
I was like, uh, you didn't mention *any* of this before?"
I once had a guy ask me to kick him in the balls |
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"Did you?  "
Of course not!
I've never finished a 'date' before with "I think you should fuck off now and get your train".
Bloody hell, man. He was only 19. Think what he'd be like after some practice :/ |
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"Did you?
Of course not!
I've never finished a 'date' before with "I think you should fuck off now and get your train".
Bloody hell, man. He was only 19. Think what he'd be like after some practice :/"
Should of still pissed on him |
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"Did you?
Of course not!
I've never finished a 'date' before with "I think you should fuck off now and get your train".
Bloody hell, man. He was only 19. Think what he'd be like after some practice :/"
Was gonna say lol.. But maybe not  |
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"Did you?
Of course not!
I've never finished a 'date' before with "I think you should fuck off now and get your train".
Bloody hell, man. He was only 19. Think what he'd be like after some practice :/"
Certainly less handsome. |
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"Did you?
Of course not!
I've never finished a 'date' before with "I think you should fuck off now and get your train".
Bloody hell, man. He was only 19. Think what he'd be like after some practice :/"
What's his age now, so we could work out if it's him
asking us on a date?
I guess you could escort him to a cashpoint first and just mug him. |
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"You dont mind if my dogs watch do you? They are very protective of me.
And yes I did mind! Big sharp teeth near my naked cock, with her screaming like im attacking her!"
This sounds rather like it may have happened to you... |
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Can we make this quick, I am on double yellows.
Am I ok to bring the kids in, or do you want me to leave them in the car?
Mind if I use your toilet, had a bad pint last night and got the shits (apologies for that one) |
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God what's that smell
It's ok it's not infectious
Who the hell are you,
Well come on in,let's get this over with
Did I really message you,shouldn't be let loose on the net whilst I'm d*unk,sorry
Who'd of thought you'd need this much acid to dissolve a body
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