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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
P.O. Box DE1 0NQ |
An ode perhaps to all those who perhaps have other things to do.......
Maybe have met someone else......
Been discovered by the other half......
Came home from the pub and decided.......
We love unlos because...... |
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The chap who put me on to this site has gone UNLOS.
Fucked him almost exactly a year ago, before I'd ever heard of this site.
His profile here listed him as straight, a non-smoker and 35.
I'd be happy to context any of those in court but whatever.
Shame about his delicious verification.
They come, they go. |
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"The chap who put me on to this site has gone UNLOS.
Fucked him almost exactly a year ago, before I'd ever heard of this site.
His profile here listed him as straight, a non-smoker and 35.
I'd be happy to context any of those in court but whatever.
Shame about his delicious verification.
They come, they go. "
Mind you, I'm also a bit relieved... he was a kinky bastard. His fetish involved a proper dog collar, a chain and a funnel.
Takes all sorts  |
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over a year ago
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"The chap who put me on to this site has gone UNLOS.
Fucked him almost exactly a year ago, before I'd ever heard of this site.
His profile here listed him as straight, a non-smoker and 35.
I'd be happy to context any of those in court but whatever.
Shame about his delicious verification.
They come, they go.
Mind you, I'm also a bit relieved... he was a kinky bastard. His fetish involved a proper dog collar, a chain and a funnel.
Takes all sorts "
Funnel as in the cone of shame? |
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"The chap who put me on to this site has gone UNLOS.
Fucked him almost exactly a year ago, before I'd ever heard of this site.
His profile here listed him as straight, a non-smoker and 35.
I'd be happy to context any of those in court but whatever.
Shame about his delicious verification.
They come, they go.
Mind you, I'm also a bit relieved... he was a kinky bastard. His fetish involved a proper dog collar, a chain and a funnel.
Takes all sorts
Funnel as in the cone of shame? "
Got a slightly panicked txt from him a a couple hours before we were due to meet saying he'd forgotten his funnel and could I get one from my kitchen.
I was like, uh, sorry... I looked really, *really* hard but couldn't find one.
Never did ask what he wanted it for.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The chap who put me on to this site has gone UNLOS.
Fucked him almost exactly a year ago, before I'd ever heard of this site.
His profile here listed him as straight, a non-smoker and 35.
I'd be happy to context any of those in court but whatever.
Shame about his delicious verification.
They come, they go.
Mind you, I'm also a bit relieved... he was a kinky bastard. His fetish involved a proper dog collar, a chain and a funnel.
Takes all sorts
Funnel as in the cone of shame?
Got a slightly panicked txt from him a a couple hours before we were due to meet saying he'd forgotten his funnel and could I get one from my kitchen.
I was like, uh, sorry... I looked really, *really* hard but couldn't find one.
Never did ask what he wanted it for.
"
Drinking games  |
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"The chap who put me on to this site has gone UNLOS.
Fucked him almost exactly a year ago, before I'd ever heard of this site.
His profile here listed him as straight, a non-smoker and 35.
I'd be happy to context any of those in court but whatever.
Shame about his delicious verification.
They come, they go.
Mind you, I'm also a bit relieved... he was a kinky bastard. His fetish involved a proper dog collar, a chain and a funnel.
Takes all sorts
Funnel as in the cone of shame?
Got a slightly panicked txt from him a a couple hours before we were due to meet saying he'd forgotten his funnel and could I get one from my kitchen.
I was like, uh, sorry... I looked really, *really* hard but couldn't find one.
Never did ask what he wanted it for.
Drinking games "
The rest of it was... unusual... LOL
Dirty, kinky, steamy... unrestrained. I'm not sure a funnel would have been necessary tbh |
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