Pampas grass

By *harpDressed Man OP Man over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

It appears that the true swingers' signalling mechanism has been diluted into a cliché.

So, for those of you who wish to discreetly display your lifestyle choice, this is how to make proper use of pampas grass.

Outside the left hand half of the house - the female is bi.

Outside the right hand half of the house - the male is bi.

This originates, obviously, from the side that people stand during weddings.

So, if your pampas grass is sending out the wrong message, now's the time to transplant it.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You have to get diggers in to get one out of ground would be easier to switch sides and bar for the other team