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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok, so I'm bored at work, what can I say....
ACoP. Approved Code of Practice. Profile Preferences.
ACP. Advisory Committee on Packaging. Not barebacking.
BAT (NEEC) Best Available Technique (Not Entailing Excessive Costs) A cheap date.
BCS. Batteries Compliance Scheme. Check batteries before play to avoid disappointment.
BMW. Biodegradable Municipal Waste. Black man’s winkle.
BOO. Build Own Operate. Have a wank.
BOT. Build Operate Transfer. Have a wank and give a facial.
BPPO. Best Practicable Planning Option. Let’s arrange a meet. Usually said more in hope than expectation.
BVPI. Best Value Performance Indicator. Page one of the hotlist.
BVPP. Best Value Performance Plan. How to get a meet with page one of the hotlist.
CAVE. Citizens Against Virtually Everything. Can be found in the Forums, expressing their “opinion”.
CCT. Compulsory Competitive Tendering. A well written profile with high quality photographs.
COMAH. Control of Major Accident Hazards. Pop it in a bag chaps.
COSHH. Control of Substances Hazardous to Health. I told you once already!!!!!!!! Pop it in a bag chaps.
CPA. Comprehensive Performance Assessment. A verification.
CV. Calorific Value. Frequently suggested reason to justify a facial.
DCF. Designated Collection Facility. A greedy girl meet.
DTS. Distributor Takeback Scheme. Snowballing.
FAPP. Fit And Proper Person. Gold/Silver member, photo verified, with meets and verifications.
FEL. Front End Loader. Likes missionary position.
FPN. Fixed Penalty Notice. A block.
GIS. Geographical Information System. How far away are you?
HIPS. High Impact Polystyrene. Women with curves.
LOLER. Lifting Operations and Lifting Equipment Regulations 1998. One who LOL’s.
MCERTS. Monitoring Certification Scheme. An all clear from the local clinic.
MCDA. Multi Criteria Decision Analysis. Who to contact first on my hotlist?
NCV. Net Calorific Value. The overall benefit from a Bukkake meet.
NIMBY. Not In My Back-Yard. Won’t do anal.
NOF. New Opportunities Fund. New Fab member.
PAMS. Periodicals and Magazines. “Research” literature.
PAS. Publicly Available Specification. Likes a gang bang.
PFI. Private Finance Initiative. Will put out for cash.
PP. Proximity Principle. How close you are allowed to get to a couple at a club.
PPE. Personal Protective Equipment. A mackintosh. (Not a computer)
PPS. Planning Policy Statement. Establishing what goes where for an MMMF.
RCE. Regional Centre of Excellence. A local hottie with great verifications.
REL. Rear End Loader. Will do anal.
RGN. Regulatory Guidance Note. Profile preferences.
RoRo. Roll-on Roll-off. An unenthusiastic lover.
SIG. Special Interest Group. Says it all really.
SNIFFER. Scotland and Northern Ireland Forum for Environmental Research. A member of a special interest group.
UEEE. Used Electrical and Electronic Equipment. Second hand toys, one careful owner.
WTF. Waste Transfer Facility. An exclamation, usually in response to an "odd" forum post. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok, so I'm bored at work, what can I say....
ACoP. Approved Code of Practice. Profile Preferences.
ACP. Advisory Committee on Packaging. Not barebacking.
BAT (NEEC) Best Available Technique (Not Entailing Excessive Costs) A cheap date.
BCS. Batteries Compliance Scheme. Check batteries before play to avoid disappointment.
BMW. Biodegradable Municipal Waste. Black man’s winkle.
BOO. Build Own Operate. Have a wank.
BOT. Build Operate Transfer. Have a wank and give a facial.
BPPO. Best Practicable Planning Option. Let’s arrange a meet. Usually said more in hope than expectation.
BVPI. Best Value Performance Indicator. Page one of the hotlist.
BVPP. Best Value Performance Plan. How to get a meet with page one of the hotlist.
CAVE. Citizens Against Virtually Everything. Can be found in the Forums, expressing their “opinion”.
CCT. Compulsory Competitive Tendering. A well written profile with high quality photographs.
COMAH. Control of Major Accident Hazards. Pop it in a bag chaps.
COSHH. Control of Substances Hazardous to Health. I told you once already!!!!!!!! Pop it in a bag chaps.
CPA. Comprehensive Performance Assessment. A verification.
CV. Calorific Value. Frequently suggested reason to justify a facial.
DCF. Designated Collection Facility. A greedy girl meet.
DTS. Distributor Takeback Scheme. Snowballing.
FAPP. Fit And Proper Person. Gold/Silver member, photo verified, with meets and verifications.
FEL. Front End Loader. Likes missionary position.
FPN. Fixed Penalty Notice. A block.
GIS. Geographical Information System. How far away are you?
HIPS. High Impact Polystyrene. Women with curves.
LOLER. Lifting Operations and Lifting Equipment Regulations 1998. One who LOL’s.
MCERTS. Monitoring Certification Scheme. An all clear from the local clinic.
MCDA. Multi Criteria Decision Analysis. Who to contact first on my hotlist?
NCV. Net Calorific Value. The overall benefit from a Bukkake meet.
NIMBY. Not In My Back-Yard. Won’t do anal.
NOF. New Opportunities Fund. New Fab member.
PAMS. Periodicals and Magazines. “Research” literature.
PAS. Publicly Available Specification. Likes a gang bang.
PFI. Private Finance Initiative. Will put out for cash.
PP. Proximity Principle. How close you are allowed to get to a couple at a club.
PPE. Personal Protective Equipment. A mackintosh. (Not a computer)
PPS. Planning Policy Statement. Establishing what goes where for an MMMF.
RCE. Regional Centre of Excellence. A local hottie with great verifications.
REL. Rear End Loader. Will do anal.
RGN. Regulatory Guidance Note. Profile preferences.
RoRo. Roll-on Roll-off. An unenthusiastic lover.
SIG. Special Interest Group. Says it all really.
SNIFFER. Scotland and Northern Ireland Forum for Environmental Research. A member of a special interest group.
UEEE. Used Electrical and Electronic Equipment. Second hand toys, one careful owner.
WTF. Waste Transfer Facility. An exclamation, usually in response to an "odd" forum post."
Very good and I must say some if it pretty amusing.
But would it be safe to say you don't find your work highly challenging???
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ok, so I'm bored at work, what can I say....
ACoP. Approved Code of Practice. Profile Preferences.
ACP. Advisory Committee on Packaging. Not barebacking.
BAT (NEEC) Best Available Technique (Not Entailing Excessive Costs) A cheap date.
BCS. Batteries Compliance Scheme. Check batteries before play to avoid disappointment.
BMW. Biodegradable Municipal Waste. Black man’s winkle.
BOO. Build Own Operate. Have a wank.
BOT. Build Operate Transfer. Have a wank and give a facial.
BPPO. Best Practicable Planning Option. Let’s arrange a meet. Usually said more in hope than expectation.
BVPI. Best Value Performance Indicator. Page one of the hotlist.
BVPP. Best Value Performance Plan. How to get a meet with page one of the hotlist.
CAVE. Citizens Against Virtually Everything. Can be found in the Forums, expressing their “opinion”.
CCT. Compulsory Competitive Tendering. A well written profile with high quality photographs.
COMAH. Control of Major Accident Hazards. Pop it in a bag chaps.
COSHH. Control of Substances Hazardous to Health. I told you once already!!!!!!!! Pop it in a bag chaps.
CPA. Comprehensive Performance Assessment. A verification.
CV. Calorific Value. Frequently suggested reason to justify a facial.
DCF. Designated Collection Facility. A greedy girl meet.
DTS. Distributor Takeback Scheme. Snowballing.
FAPP. Fit And Proper Person. Gold/Silver member, photo verified, with meets and verifications.
FEL. Front End Loader. Likes missionary position.
FPN. Fixed Penalty Notice. A block.
GIS. Geographical Information System. How far away are you?
HIPS. High Impact Polystyrene. Women with curves.
LOLER. Lifting Operations and Lifting Equipment Regulations 1998. One who LOL’s.
MCERTS. Monitoring Certification Scheme. An all clear from the local clinic.
MCDA. Multi Criteria Decision Analysis. Who to contact first on my hotlist?
NCV. Net Calorific Value. The overall benefit from a Bukkake meet.
NIMBY. Not In My Back-Yard. Won’t do anal.
NOF. New Opportunities Fund. New Fab member.
PAMS. Periodicals and Magazines. “Research” literature.
PAS. Publicly Available Specification. Likes a gang bang.
PFI. Private Finance Initiative. Will put out for cash.
PP. Proximity Principle. How close you are allowed to get to a couple at a club.
PPE. Personal Protective Equipment. A mackintosh. (Not a computer)
PPS. Planning Policy Statement. Establishing what goes where for an MMMF.
RCE. Regional Centre of Excellence. A local hottie with great verifications.
REL. Rear End Loader. Will do anal.
RGN. Regulatory Guidance Note. Profile preferences.
RoRo. Roll-on Roll-off. An unenthusiastic lover.
SIG. Special Interest Group. Says it all really.
SNIFFER. Scotland and Northern Ireland Forum for Environmental Research. A member of a special interest group.
UEEE. Used Electrical and Electronic Equipment. Second hand toys, one careful owner.
WTF. Waste Transfer Facility. An exclamation, usually in response to an "odd" forum post.
Very good and I must say some if it pretty amusing.
But would it be safe to say you don't find your work highly challenging???
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Under normal circumstances very challenging.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"My guess is something to do with waste management and recycling. Do you sell some of the waste as 'biomass'? "
Not working in that sector. A report crossed my desk and bored me stupid. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ahhh right.
My job is to ascertain the GCV and NCV of materials. A lot more besides, but that's part of it. "
GCV and NCV? You know I've got to go back to that report now don't you? 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ahhh right.
My job is to ascertain the GCV and NCV of materials. A lot more besides, but that's part of it.
GCV and NCV? You know I've got to go back to that report now don't you?
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Yup... i can only wish it meant blow jobs and bukkake though lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ahhh right.
My job is to ascertain the GCV and NCV of materials. A lot more besides, but that's part of it.
GCV and NCV? You know I've got to go back to that report now don't you?
Yup... i can only wish it meant blow jobs and bukkake though lol "
That's my kind of speciation. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"OTP - Open training programme (open those pins)
JS - Java Script (Jizz Special)
SB - Story Board (Squidgy Bum)
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Company presentations will never be the same. |
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"This is quality work, OP - I'm quite tempted to set up a separate profile using your acronyms, just to see if anyone will get it!
DO IT!!!!!!!!! "
"Challenge...accepted!"
Will PM you from it to see what you think... |
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"This is quality work, OP - I'm quite tempted to set up a separate profile using your acronyms, just to see if anyone will get it!
DO IT!!!!!!!!!
"Challenge...accepted!"
Will PM you from it to see what you think... "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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CATNIP. Cheapest available technology not involving prosecution.
CATNAP. Cheapest available technology narrowly avoiding prosecution.
SNAFU. Situations normal, all fucked up.
Don't ask my industry sector, you'll all crap yourselves..... |
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WTF. Waste Transfer Facility. An exclamation, usually in response to an "odd" forum post.
Thought this might be for watersports or scat  "
I don't think like that, I'm a good clean living chap.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"VLE VIRTUAL LEARNING ENVIROMENT (very lumpy ejaculation)
Is there a backstory there somewhere? 
oh god i hope not  "
If there's not we'll just have to use our imagination..... |
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