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By *ig bad OP Man over a year ago

Up North :-)

what would it be saying right now?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"what would it be saying right now?

Why do you dress me like a pussy

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By *heWolfMan over a year ago

warwickshire

"Stop strangling me or I'll be sick again"

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By *ig bad OP Man over a year ago

Up North :-)

"what would it be saying right now?

Why do you dress me like a pussy "

You haven't got a cock! This thread is for cock holders only!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"what would it be saying right now?

Why do you dress me like a pussy

You haven't got a cock! This thread is for cock holders only!

Im definitely a cock holder.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can hold a cock!

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By *iss_BehavingWoman over a year ago

manchester

Please.. let me at them chickens..go on, i dare yah.........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stop choking me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He'd be so pissed at me keeping him the dark then trying to drown him, making him sick as if he's bulimic!

I can here him screaming at me now!!!!!

I'd be running in the opposite direction but he keeps getting in front of me & I can't get away from him so why would I want a talking cock?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Please.. let me at them chickens..go on, i dare yah.........

Chickens? Far to small! Show me a turkey & I'll show you a gobbler!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

oh no, not again please

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By *ensualfire88Man over a year ago

Edinburgh

"You should have fucked her again this morning you stupid bastard. You've been checking how hard I am all fucking day and now you can't even be arsed to have a wank. So why, the fuck, didnt you just fuck her again this moring? And don't give me "cosy" you fucking moron".

Is the communique from my penis this evening.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stop ignoring me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wot about if ya dick was scared of dark damp places....

you would be fooked then eh...eh !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

glow in the dark condoms?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Or scared of enclosed places etc .

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By *eizvollWoman over a year ago

in my own little world :-)

"Wot about if ya dick was scared of dark damp places....

you would be fooked then eh...eh !

Or not!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine would say: "I liked it much better when you were into Subutteo as you haven't stopped fondling me for 35 fookin years!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

what do you think i'd look like in a wig

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By *ensualfire88Man over a year ago

Edinburgh

Who's that arse behind me?

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

I fucking ain't going in there...

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By *-and-KCouple over a year ago

Back of Beyond

Why haven't I been exercised for the last month?

He'd be screaming if he could here me tell him he won't get any exercise until February

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm gonna spit all over your stomach lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm gonna spit all over your stomach lol"

Not again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm gonna spit all over your stomach lol

Not again

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Who's that arse behind me?"

The same arse who should have fucked her again in the morning by all accounts!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"what would it be saying right now?

why am I redundant?

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By *ax the gentle GiantMan over a year ago

birmingham

is that the best you can do this is an automatic model it re loads and fires at will finely tunned and very funtionalbel use me more so no need to protect me and think that i will burn out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

suck me, lick me, let me in ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why do you keep me in the dark with these pair of nuts?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

here puss puss puss, here pusssy, here puss puss puss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why is it dark in here?

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By *over-manMan over a year ago

motherwell

give me a rest

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