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What would your excuse be for not going into work??
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Wouldn't it be good just to curl back under the duvet and ignore Monday morning, Oh I am lucky me.
What would your excuse be for not going into work today just so you can stay in bed.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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im so very sorry you no that i love my job that much i dnt ever take time off but kitty had a very rough night and i just carnt leave her alone all say ahhhh |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"im so very sorry you no that i love my job that much i dnt ever take time off but kitty had a very rough night and i just carnt leave her alone all say ahhhh "
Poorly pussy again  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"im on holiday and meant to be going away to a spa ... nut ive been up all night binge watching netflix so even that may be a struggle!"
Yes but you can have a crafty kip at the spa  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"im so very sorry you no that i love my job that much i dnt ever take time off but kitty had a very rough night and i just carnt leave her alone all say ahhhh
Poorly pussy again "
what do you mean again?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"im so very sorry you no that i love my job that much i dnt ever take time off but kitty had a very rough night and i just carnt leave her alone all say ahhhh
Poorly pussy again
what do you mean again? "
Oh is this the first time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"im so very sorry you no that i love my job that much i dnt ever take time off but kitty had a very rough night and i just carnt leave her alone all say ahhhh
Poorly pussy again
what do you mean again?
Oh is this the first time "
of course |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ehm, the pilot never showed up to fly the plane (coz he was having a duvet day)!
Ha ha funny man!! Xx"
Hehe, I'm sure it's happened to someone before!  x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't get paid if I don't go in
No sick pay scheme and I can't afford to drop about £150 just cos I can't get my arse outta bed or don't fancy it ... so I go in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm reading this to see if anyone comes up with a good one....I haven't had a skive day in 5 years...must be well overdue "
If you need somewhere to hide while you skive, my duvet is available  |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
I work for myself, so I could tell myself a big fat lie & say I'm feeling unwell then spend the day surfing Fab instead & rub one out to all the hotties on here. Only knowing my luck I'd catch myself out & fire my ass.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't come in, I'm tied to a tree
How did u use your phone?
Oh someone's picky this morning "
I'm just pretty sure I tied those knots really well! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm still curled under the duvet.
My excuse is real I have soft tissue damage to my foot and can't stand for more than 30 minutes. Gp wanted to sign me off for a another week I got him to shorten it and doing self help methods as want to get back to work |
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"I'm still curled under the duvet.
My excuse is real I have soft tissue damage to my foot and can't stand for more than 30 minutes. Gp wanted to sign me off for a another week I got him to shorten it and doing self help methods as want to get back to work "
Shouldn't drink all my alcohol then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm still curled under the duvet.
My excuse is real I have soft tissue damage to my foot and can't stand for more than 30 minutes. Gp wanted to sign me off for a another week I got him to shorten it and doing self help methods as want to get back to work
Shouldn't drink all my alcohol then "
 . Oops |
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"I'm still curled under the duvet.
My excuse is real I have soft tissue damage to my foot and can't stand for more than 30 minutes. Gp wanted to sign me off for a another week I got him to shorten it and doing self help methods as want to get back to work
Shouldn't drink all my alcohol then
. Oops "
She didn't drink it she threw most of it on the floor |
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