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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Screw Ibiza, come with me instead to Bognor Regis.

Accommodation will also be provided for you in the form of my £10 2 man tent from Tesco.

Selection process will begin in a few days so hurry now to be included.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is that all inclusive or self catering?

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

Unfortunately for me I am too old.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've been in one of those tents, never again!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Is that all inclusive or self catering?"

Pot noodles will be provided.

If there are multiple solid applicants I'm willing to push to boat out and by Tesco's 3 man tent (provided it comes back on sale).

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is travel included?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Is travel included? "

Never bloody happy you lot.

I might adjust the age requirements so I can discount senior travel...

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

May I posit a counter offer?

Raise your age limit and you can pitch your tent in the paddock at the house I use at Lyme Regis?

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By *irtyGirlWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh

Does one require to bring a sleeping bag?

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman  over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Unfortunately for me I am too old. "

Me too...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There's a guy I've been wanting to meet near there for ages. When are you going? I'd have to see if he would be available for a meet.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Does one require to bring a sleeping bag? "

Don't take a duvet... That's all I'm saying!

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By *irtyGirlWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Unfortunately for me I am too old.

Me too... "

Me three! Lib! How could you?

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"Unfortunately for me I am too old.

Me too... "

A night in a two man tent is on my bucket list too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Don't hate the player, ladies.

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman  over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Unfortunately for me I am too old.

Me too...

A night in a two man tent is on my bucket list too. "

As long as the other person doesn't fidget, then it's just a nightmare

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By *nd-DCouple  over a year ago

portsmouth

Bugger Bognor !

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By *irtyGirlWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Don't hate the player, ladies."

Well it goes without saying its your loss!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Will you provide arcade money? Those machines give tokens you know!!

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"Unfortunately for me I am too old.

Me too...

A night in a two man tent is on my bucket list too.

As long as the other person doesn't fidget, then it's just a nightmare "

Oh I didn't realise I would be sharing I thought I would have the entirety of the luxury accommodations to myself and my collection of holiday accessories.

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By *igeiaWoman  over a year ago

Bristol

Bollocks. I am too old as well. And I am good at erecting tents.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Will we need our thermals

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Bollocks. I am too old as well. And I am good at erecting tents."

I don't tents but I've never had a problem getting things up.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

All joking aside I have never been camping. I feel that I'm somehow incomplete

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By *harpDressed ManMan  over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Bollocks. I am too old as well. And I am good at erecting tents."

...or at least managing the process...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I upgrade to a hotel....?!

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"All joking aside I have never been camping. I feel that I'm somehow incomplete "

I went once. No en suite.

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman  over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Unfortunately for me I am too old.

Me too...

A night in a two man tent is on my bucket list too.

As long as the other person doesn't fidget, then it's just a nightmare

Oh I didn't realise I would be sharing I thought I would have the entirety of the luxury accommodations to myself and my collection of holiday accessories. "

Hahaha

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"All joking aside I have never been camping. I feel that I'm somehow incomplete

I went once. No en suite. "

This can't be true.....and people call it a holiday? One assumes that there's room service though.

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By *harpDressed ManMan  over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Does one require to bring a sleeping bag? "

I took a sleeping bag to my first social (I was due to kip on someone's hotel room floor)

The following morning I mentioned it to the lady I was in bed with - she replied that if she'd known, we'd have both used it. I'm still not sure how practical that would have been, but I am occasionally prompted to wonder.

All offers considered, etc etc...

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman  over a year ago

Portsmouth


"All joking aside I have never been camping. I feel that I'm somehow incomplete

I went once. No en suite.

This can't be true.....and people call it a holiday? One assumes that there's room service though."

Depends on how the bugs are feeling, if you get room service or not

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I upgrade to a hotel....?!"

Go to butlins!

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"All joking aside I have never been camping. I feel that I'm somehow incomplete

I went once. No en suite.

This can't be true.....and people call it a holiday? One assumes that there's room service though.

Depends on how the bugs are feeling, if you get room service or not "

crossing camping off my bucket list

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"All joking aside I have never been camping. I feel that I'm somehow incomplete

I went once. No en suite.

This can't be true.....and people call it a holiday? One assumes that there's room service though."

No! It was shocking. On the plus side... Oh wait, there isn't one.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I upgrade to a hotel....?!

Go to butlins!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Bloody snobs.

I've adjusted my age range - bring your grandma too!

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Bloody snobs.

I've adjusted my age range - bring your grandma too!"

I'm within range!

Watch out, I'm near you on Tuesday.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bloody snobs.

I've adjusted my age range - bring your grandma too!"

Chichester is rather pleasant

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"Bloody snobs.

I've adjusted my age range - bring your grandma too!"

You want me to bring dead people!? What kind of sick holiday is this?

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By *irtyGirlWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Bloody snobs.

I've adjusted my age range - bring your grandma too!"

You're such a pushover!

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman  over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Bloody snobs.

I've adjusted my age range - bring your grandma too!

Chichester is rather pleasant "

Love shopping in Chichester, was working there this week

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am good at erecting tents."

I had heard that.

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I don't know why any of you ladies are applying, the OP states quite clearly that it's a 2 MAN tent

l'm in Lib!, not been to Bognor for ages

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Have fun!/I don't do camping so I'm out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm a pro camper and very resourceful. I have the full set up too.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman  over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"I don't know why any of you ladies are applying, the OP states quite clearly that it's a 2 MAN tent

l'm in Lib!, not been to Bognor for ages "

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

We have a bigger tent you could borrow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is it a tent you can stand up in? If not I'm out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fucking hell! I almost missed this thread

I'm in and I will bring a crate of whatever you're drinking,a carrier bag full of Pot Noodles,my own toilet paper and a million condoms.

Signed

Your number one stalker (you get as many blow jobs as you want).

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

May I please add that I suck like a Dyson and make the perfect Pot Noodle.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fucking hell! I almost missed this thread

I'm in and I will bring a crate of whatever you're drinking,a carrier bag full of Pot Noodles,my own toilet paper and a million condoms.

Signed

Your number one stalker (you get as many blow jobs as you want). "

I think we have a winner.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bugger Bognor !"

Can't believe I had to scroll down so far before someone said this!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't know why any of you ladies are applying, the OP states quite clearly that it's a 2 MAN tent

l'm in Lib!, not been to Bognor for ages "

This is true, oh well I hate Bognor anyway!!

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By *irtyGirlWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Fucking hell! I almost missed this thread

I'm in and I will bring a crate of whatever you're drinking,a carrier bag full of Pot Noodles,my own toilet paper and a million condoms.

Signed

Your number one stalker (you get as many blow jobs as you want). "

Lib! I think there's a really good chance that this is too good to pass up!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I used to live in Bognor Regis many moons ago.

I dj'd at a couple of clubs long closed down now though.

Say hello to Kristianos and The Ocean Bar for me please.

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