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Has anyone ever written you a song or poem?
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over a year ago
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And I mean a serious one (not some comedy take on 'roses are red' or the like) and how did it make you feel?
Have you ever written one for someone else? |
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"And I mean a serious one (not some comedy take on 'roses are red' or the like) and how did it make you feel?
Have you ever written one for someone else?"
I have written them, i'm more of a fan of monologues though  |
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"Nope. And I wouldn't want one.
And no one would want one from me. Yikes 
-Courtney"
i do! :P
Watches as your world shatters into shards of verse and rhyme! 
in all seriousness...why not? i would suggest reasons but id hate to overstep myself. |
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"Nope. And I wouldn't want one.
And no one would want one from me. Yikes
-Courtney
i do! :P
Watches as your world shatters into shards of verse and rhyme!
in all seriousness...why not? i would suggest reasons but id hate to overstep myself."
Why wouldn't anyone want one from me, you mean?
Because I'm very very very not creative (as confirmed by many a person throughout the years) and it would be a painful experience for all involved.
-Courtney |
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"And I mean a serious one (not some comedy take on 'roses are red' or the like) and how did it make you feel?
Have you ever written one for someone else?"
I've always fancied doing this. I just need to find myself a woman who inspires me enough to get my creative juices flowing. I find when I'm really motivated, there's nothing I can't do.
I found myself writing a old-fashioned letter to a lady friend of mine last week and it's really fired me up for a bit of creative writing. I realised it had been years since I'd sat down and just created something from scratch. I really enjoyed it. |
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"Yes they have & it made me feel very special indeed :0) "
I'm glad to hear it
Ok then, additional question - who would appreciate the sentiment, and who would find it awkward or creepy? |
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"Yes they have & it made me feel very special indeed :0)
I'm glad to hear it
Ok then, additional question - who would appreciate the sentiment, and who would find it awkward or creepy?"
Neither. It just wouldn't do anything for me.
Unless it was a song written by an actual musician. Then it would be sexy. But no poems, please. 
-Courtney |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And I mean a serious one (not some comedy take on 'roses are red' or the like) and how did it make you feel?
Have you ever written one for someone else?"
No one has written me one but I have written someone else one. |
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Wrote one as a teenager but I'm not sure I'd do it these days (although I sent a silly one a about 3-4 years ago about a joke we had along with some flowers). |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Yes, for valentines day i got a poem. It was poorly spelt and i wasn't impressed. Well i was impressed at the time but i'm not with him now so it was shit.
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Don't tell anyone, but quite a few are about me.
Listen carefully to 'The Birdy Song', 'Agga Doo' and Des o'Connor's legendary 'Dick-a-Dum-Dum'.
There clues are all there. Seems I inspire things in great artists...
Seriously, I would LOVE to know that a song was written for me. I'd be compelled to live out every sexual fantasy the writer had ever had, in return..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Don't tell anyone, but quite a few are about me.
Listen carefully to 'The Birdy Song', 'Agga Doo' and Des o'Connor's legendary 'Dick-a-Dum-Dum'.
There clues are all there. Seems I inspire things in great artists...
Seriously, I would LOVE to know that a song was written for me. I'd be compelled to live out every sexual fantasy the writer had ever had, in return....."
Well that's a hint if I've ever heard one
-Courtney |
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By (user no longer on site)
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yeah this girl wrote me one on valentines day once. put it in a red envelope and sealed it with a kiss and everything before posting through my door
i was kinda immature though and ended up blanking her
ran into her maybe 10 years later and she was a F`ing knockout!
instant regret |
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"Yes they have & it made me feel very special indeed :0)
I'm glad to hear it
Ok then, additional question - who would appreciate the sentiment, and who would find it awkward or creepy?
Neither. It just wouldn't do anything for me.
Unless it was a song written by an actual musician. Then it would be sexy. But no poems, please.
-Courtney"
How about an ode? An Ode To Courtney...
I hereby vow to give my all
To you most beauteous Venus
All that I own, my heart and soul
And half a yard of...
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gold brocade!
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* Thank you, Frankie Howerd  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Don't tell anyone, but quite a few are about me.
Listen carefully to 'The Birdy Song', 'Agga Doo' and Des o'Connor's legendary 'Dick-a-Dum-Dum'.
There clues are all there. Seems I inspire things in great artists...
Seriously, I would LOVE to know that a song was written for me. I'd be compelled to live out every sexual fantasy the writer had ever had, in return.....
Well that's a hint if I've ever heard one
-Courtney"
Ya think??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes they have & it made me feel very special indeed :0)
I'm glad to hear it
Ok then, additional question - who would appreciate the sentiment, and who would find it awkward or creepy?
Neither. It just wouldn't do anything for me.
Unless it was a song written by an actual musician. Then it would be sexy. But no poems, please.
-Courtney
How about an ode? An Ode To Courtney...
I hereby vow to give my all
To you most beauteous Venus
All that I own, my heart and soul
And half a yard of...
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gold brocade!
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* Thank you, Frankie Howerd "
I've printed it out and put it on my bedroom wall. Don't be freaked out
-Courtney |
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By (user no longer on site)
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No one's ever written me a serious one, only silly things. But I'm not sure it's really me anyway, it would just make me feel uncomfortable and I sure as hell wouldn't be able to reciprocate as I'm shit at creative writing. |
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In my younger days I wrote several and gave them to the objects of my affections. Each time I got knocked back in the harshest manner and once got publicly derided and mocked. It kind of kicked the urge to do it again out of me |
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Regularly on anniversaries of one kind or another Mr gets all poetic and romantic on me. We have poems about how we met and what we've done over the years and it's lovely to look back and remember how we felt about things at the time.
I'm lucky I found him....... which is a poem we took turns to write to each other |
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"No one's ever written me a serious one, only silly things. But I'm not sure it's really me anyway, it would just make me feel uncomfortable and I sure as hell wouldn't be able to reciprocate as I'm shit at creative writing."
I think that was the effect I must have had when I wrote them. I wish I'd realised that was the likely outcome. Hindsight is a great teacher. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Someone drew a picture of me once in the style of Bouguerea's Birth of Venus. I didn't really know the person who did it as she was a friend of a friend, and certainly hadn't seen me naked, so she must have had to really use her imagination.....
The National's song 'Murder me Rachel' is about a close relative of mine. |
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yes my ex GF wrote loads ..i heard her sister sing one the other day ..i felt a bit sad that she loved me so much but we just couldnt get on as a couple ..she was really good at writing stuff tho i didnt always understand the stuff she wrote as it was quite deep sometimes |
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on my 30th birthday,my boyfreind at the time wrote me 30 poems in a little book...some are very short, some funny,some romantic,some long....i still have the booklet,still makes me tear up if i look at them...still the nicest man ive ever met..my loss! |
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"on my 30th birthday,my boyfreind at the time wrote me 30 poems in a little book...some are very short, some funny,some romantic,some long....i still have the booklet,still makes me tear up if i look at them...still the nicest man ive ever met..my loss!"
That's actually really sweet |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Someone on Fab did a painting of one of my photos.
He showed me it in the early stages. It was wonderful. The ultimate compliment.
I WISH he'd send a pic of the finished painting.
Xxxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No one's ever written me a serious one, only silly things. But I'm not sure it's really me anyway, it would just make me feel uncomfortable and I sure as hell wouldn't be able to reciprocate as I'm shit at creative writing.
I think that was the effect I must have had when I wrote them. I wish I'd realised that was the likely outcome. Hindsight is a great teacher."
Not necessarily. Some women love that stuff, I'm just not really one of them. |
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"Someone on Fab did a painting of one of my photos.
He showed me it in the early stages. It was wonderful. The ultimate compliment.
I WISH he'd send a pic of the finished painting.
Xxxxx"
That's a thoughtful thing to do  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Someone on Fab did a painting of one of my photos.
He showed me it in the early stages. It was wonderful. The ultimate compliment.
I WISH he'd send a pic of the finished painting.
Xxxxx"
it`ll be covered in spunk and ruined by now   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Someone on Fab did a painting of one of my photos.
He showed me it in the early stages. It was wonderful. The ultimate compliment.
I WISH he'd send a pic of the finished painting.
Xxxxx
it`ll be covered in spunk and ruined by now "
Really? Spending hours on an oil painting to cover it in spunk?
Not all men are created equal, my friend. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Someone on Fab did a painting of one of my photos.
He showed me it in the early stages. It was wonderful. The ultimate compliment.
I WISH he'd send a pic of the finished painting.
Xxxxx
it`ll be covered in spunk and ruined by now
Really? Spending hours on an oil painting to cover it in spunk?
Not all men are created equal, my friend."
it was a joke pooey |
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"Someone on Fab did a painting of one of my photos.
He showed me it in the early stages. It was wonderful. The ultimate compliment.
I WISH he'd send a pic of the finished painting.
Xxxxx
it`ll be covered in spunk and ruined by now
Really? Spending hours on an oil painting to cover it in spunk?
Not all men are created equal, my friend.
it was a joke pooey "
that sounds worse!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No one's ever written me a serious one, only silly things. But I'm not sure it's really me anyway, it would just make me feel uncomfortable and I sure as hell wouldn't be able to reciprocate as I'm shit at creative writing.
I think that was the effect I must have had when I wrote them. I wish I'd realised that was the likely outcome. Hindsight is a great teacher.
Not necessarily. Some women love that stuff, I'm just not really one of them."
of course, To be honest I imagined they would appreciate it. Maybe it is also dependent on who it's from. |
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"I write and perform my own poetry…poems need to be heard out load to be truly appreciated. Reading poetry properly is a form of art in itself...
May we read one? "
Here's one…
Furry Angels
Angels...for a moment, they lick away my tears
No one else I wish to see, or care.
Four legs, floppy ears;fixed backwards
with happiness, they race
Just to be the first
To greet me...
Contented...without need of a single promise
and their debt, that I can never repay
before the grace of them am I
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By (user no longer on site)
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Yes about unrequited love... I felt awful but it was a crush he got over.
Also my ex was in a band I he told me he wrote one along the lines of die bitch die... I've never laughed as much in my life |
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I wrote a poem for my Aunty 25 years ago. She sadly passed away 2 years ago. My Uncle found the poem by chance and it was used as part of the service at her funeral - that meant a lot to me.
Mrs |
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I've had a poem published, years ago. I write songs and record them myself, and have written them for a couple of local bands. Not making a living yet though. |
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I wrote a song for a girl I was desperately in love with at university
Never actually performed it to anybody
Probably dodged a bullet as she got engaged to my housemate, then decided to marry my other housemate, and divorced him 2 years later to have a baby by another man
I wonder what would have happened if I'd sung it her?!
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An ex BF claimed to have written Chris Isaaks 'wicked game' and sang it to me (quite well,actually) and to have written Ed Sheerans 'People fall in love in mysterious ways' specifically about me,,,,,now I can't pretend that I didn't really want that to be true but the BF was a total B.S. about so many other things that it probably wasn't true,,,,,,but maybe,,just maybe.  |
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"And I mean a serious one (not some comedy take on 'roses are red' or the like) and how did it make you feel?
Have you ever written one for someone else?"
Oh! Serious ones only... 
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I came here as I had some time
I thought I'd spread some Monday cheer
By penning, those without, a rhyme
A change from just the usual leers.
But Sexybrain says they must be grave
Which rather shoots me in the foot
So off I'll toddle, with a grudging wave
And post instead in Kiss, Fuck, Boot...
Mr.ddc |
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"Don't tell anyone, but quite a few are about me.
Listen carefully to 'The Birdy Song', 'Agga Doo' and Des o'Connor's legendary 'Dick-a-Dum-Dum'.
There clues are all there. Seems I inspire things in great artists...
Seriously, I would LOVE to know that a song was written for me. I'd be compelled to live out every sexual fantasy the writer had ever had, in return....."
Writes furiously......... |
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"Don't tell anyone, but quite a few are about me.
Listen carefully to 'The Birdy Song', 'Agga Doo' and Des o'Connor's legendary 'Dick-a-Dum-Dum'.
There clues are all there. Seems I inspire things in great artists...
Seriously, I would LOVE to know that a song was written for me. I'd be compelled to live out every sexual fantasy the writer had ever had, in return.....
Writes furiously........."
To be fair, Markoh, if you start with the tune of Agadoo it's quite easy. I'll start you off...
Cleo-tass-tass-tic
Stroke my willy, suck my knob
Cleo-tass-tass-tic
Let me cum inside your gob
Over to you.....
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"Don't tell anyone, but quite a few are about me.
Listen carefully to 'The Birdy Song', 'Agga Doo' and Des o'Connor's legendary 'Dick-a-Dum-Dum'.
There clues are all there. Seems I inspire things in great artists...
Seriously, I would LOVE to know that a song was written for me. I'd be compelled to live out every sexual fantasy the writer had ever had, in return.....
Writes furiously.........
To be fair, Markoh, if you start with the tune of Agadoo it's quite easy. I'll start you off...
Cleo-tass-tass-tic
Stroke my willy, suck my knob
Cleo-tass-tass-tic
Let me cum inside your gob
Over to you.....
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I'm not familiar with Agadoo.
Is he a contemporary of Keats or Shelley?
Maybe more Wordsworth than wanksmith? |
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"I'm not familiar with Agadoo.
Is he a contemporary of Keats or Shelley?
Maybe more Wordsworth than wanksmith? "
I've checked your age and, like me, you're too old to have studied these more contemporary classics, along with others like the sociological commentary provided by such classics as Spitting Image's "Santa Claus Is on the Dole"
Btw, apologies Cleo for my slight potty-mouth, I don't normally go in for sex talk  , however I'd be grateful to know how many more verses I need to provide in order to have my greatest fantasy* come true
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* fffmfff, coconut oil and lime jelly, followed by bacon butties on crusty white, strong Assam tea and a slice of orange drizzle cake |
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"Don't tell anyone, but quite a few are about me.
Listen carefully to 'The Birdy Song', 'Agga Doo' and Des o'Connor's legendary 'Dick-a-Dum-Dum'.
There clues are all there. Seems I inspire things in great artists...
Seriously, I would LOVE to know that a song was written for me. I'd be compelled to live out every sexual fantasy the writer had ever had, in return.....
Writes furiously.........
To be fair, Markoh, if you start with the tune of Agadoo it's quite easy. I'll start you off...
Cleo-tass-tass-tic
Stroke my willy, suck my knob
Cleo-tass-tass-tic
Let me cum inside your gob
Over to you.....
I'm not familiar with Agadoo.
Is he a contemporary of Keats or Shelley?
Maybe more Wordsworth than wanksmith? "
I'm not sure I'll ever be able to get that out of my head now it's going round and round and round... |
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"I'm not familiar with Agadoo.
Is he a contemporary of Keats or Shelley?
Maybe more Wordsworth than wanksmith?
I've checked your age and, like me, you're too old to have studied these more contemporary classics, along with others like the sociological commentary provided by such classics as Spitting Image's "Santa Claus Is on the Dole"
Btw, apologies Cleo for my slight potty-mouth, I don't normally go in for sex talk , however I'd be grateful to know how many more verses I need to provide in order to have my greatest fantasy* come true
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* fffmfff, coconut oil and lime jelly, followed by bacon butties on crusty white, strong Assam tea and a slice of orange drizzle cake "
It can be arranged. But I'd like four more verses, a middle eight, and an a-capella version for the B-side, please.
Xxxxx |
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"I'm not familiar with Agadoo.
Is he a contemporary of Keats or Shelley?
Maybe more Wordsworth than wanksmith?
I've checked your age and, like me, you're too old to have studied these more contemporary classics, along with others like the sociological commentary provided by such classics as Spitting Image's "Santa Claus Is on the Dole"
Btw, apologies Cleo for my slight potty-mouth, I don't normally go in for sex talk , however I'd be grateful to know how many more verses I need to provide in order to have my greatest fantasy* come true
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* fffmfff, coconut oil and lime jelly, followed by bacon butties on crusty white, strong Assam tea and a slice of orange drizzle cake
It can be arranged. But I'd like four more verses, a middle eight, and an a-capella version for the B-side, please.
Xxxxx"
Don't forget the barbershop quartet, hardcore house, dubstep, garage, remix.
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"If someone writes me a country song, I will literally be their sex slave for ever more.
(Massive country fan. Guilty pleasure. Don't laugh!)"
Country matters? Isn't that Victorian slang?
Or were you thinking more of the fingering skills of Charlie Daniels and his furious fiddling?
Either way it sounds like smut to an innocent chap like me 
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What a nice post
Yes I did both when I was younger and I was thinking it was worth spending time doing this kind of stuff. No one wrote anything for me though
A few Poems and a simple song. We had a fight and my piano skills revealed to be useful in that case  . Nice moments to remember.
PS: note the absence of a piano emotic. It should be fixed soon... |
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"If someone writes me a country song, I will literally be their sex slave for ever more.
(Massive country fan. Guilty pleasure. Don't laugh!)
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Oh bugger, I've got to start again now.  |
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"If someone writes me a country song, I will literally be their sex slave for ever more.
(Massive country fan. Guilty pleasure. Don't laugh!)
Oh bugger, I've got to start again now. "
Not necessarily, that "Devil went down to Georgia" is very much like rap (double-checks auto-cucumber),
And "Islands in the Stream" rhymes with "Cunnilingous queen"
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"If someone writes me a country song, I will literally be their sex slave for ever more.
(Massive country fan. Guilty pleasure. Don't laugh!)
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Very well...
'The Silky One' (Shania Twain)
So glad she answered
Hypnotising like a dancer
A site with many singles
Her lips and body make me tingle
They said, I'll bet
She never replies
But just look at us chatting on
Her every word gives me a hardon...
(The Silky One) The Silky One I come to
The one who inspires my woo
She turns me on and makes me glad
(The Silky One) The Silky One I dream of
The one I long to make love
The Silky One I want so bad
Deeper than a lagoon
I feel I'm walking under her moon
Can't stop myself for panting
In her eyes of magic so enchanting
She says, no way
You must be playing
But just look at me writing on
Soft silly words for my Silky One...
(The Silky One) The Silky One I come to
The one who inspires my woo
She turns me on and makes me glad
(The Silky One) The Silky One I dream of
The one I long to make love
The Silky One I want so bad
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Sniff...
Sob....
Deal.
It's all yours. Let me know where you want me and when, what you'd like me to be wearing and which brand of beer to bring a case of.
You gorgeous individual, you......
Xxxx |
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"Sniff...
Sob....
Deal.
It's all yours. Let me know where you want me and when, what you'd like me to be wearing and which brand of beer to bring a case of.
You gorgeous individual, you......
Xxxx"
Naked, on a nice soft bed, incense already burning when I arrive. I'd rather we have wine rather than beer, a nice red, pour it between your breasts and I'll lap it from your pussy x |
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"Sniff...
Sob....
Deal.
It's all yours. Let me know where you want me and when, what you'd like me to be wearing and which brand of beer to bring a case of.
You gorgeous individual, you......
Xxxx
Naked, on a nice soft bed, incense already burning when I arrive. I'd rather we have wine rather than beer, a nice red, pour it between your breasts and I'll lap it from your pussy x"
Substitute the p-word for the c-word, and you're on.
Xxxx |
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"Sniff...
Sob....
Deal.
It's all yours. Let me know where you want me and when, what you'd like me to be wearing and which brand of beer to bring a case of.
You gorgeous individual, you......
Xxxx
Naked, on a nice soft bed, incense already burning when I arrive. I'd rather we have wine rather than beer, a nice red, pour it between your breasts and I'll lap it from your pussy x
Substitute the p-word for the c-word, and you're on.
Xxxx"
Very well, let me see the wine glistening on your warm, tingling cunt, before I wrap my loving mouth around those plump wet lips, and suck them lustfully as you grind your hips into my adoring face x |
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"Sniff...
Sob....
Deal.
It's all yours. Let me know where you want me and when, what you'd like me to be wearing and which brand of beer to bring a case of.
You gorgeous individual, you......
Xxxx"
I didn't know we could blag it by plagurising someone else's words.
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"Sniff...
Sob....
Deal.
It's all yours. Let me know where you want me and when, what you'd like me to be wearing and which brand of beer to bring a case of.
You gorgeous individual, you......
Xxxx
I didn't know we could blag it by plagurising someone else's words.
Arse. "
Something completely original is far superior to some of us |
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"Sniff...
Sob....
Deal.
It's all yours. Let me know where you want me and when, what you'd like me to be wearing and which brand of beer to bring a case of.
You gorgeous individual, you......
Xxxx
I didn't know we could blag it by plagurising someone else's words.
Arse.
Something completely original is far superior to some of us "
Noted. Off to create a masterpiece right away...... |
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Omg, Markoh, we've been pipped to the post by the OP, who's stolen both the glory and the totty
To quote Shakespeare...
Oh fickle fortune, oh fate so twisted
That really effin takes the biscuit.
Wi' toss of head, and vexéd pout,
I'm off to go and knock one out.
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"Omg, Markoh, we've been pipped to the post by the OP, who's stolen both the glory and the totty
To quote Shakespeare...
Oh fickle fortune, oh fate so twisted
That really effin takes the biscuit.
Wi' toss of head, and vexéd pout,
I'm off to go and knock one out.
"
I think it was premeditated! |
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"Omg, Markoh, we've been pipped to the post by the OP, who's stolen both the glory and the totty
To quote Shakespeare...
Oh fickle fortune, oh fate so twisted
That really effin takes the biscuit.
Wi' toss of head, and vexéd pout,
I'm off to go and knock one out.
I think it was premeditated! "
I think you may be right. I tried plagiarising one of Dolly Parton's songs, but I kept getting distracted...
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I'd just like to thank Otis Redding for comparing this little ditty
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Sittin' in the morning sun
I'll be sittin' when the evening comes
Watching the ships roll in
Then I watch them roll away again, yeah
I'm sittin' on the dock of the bay
Watchin' the tide roll away, ooh
I'm just sittin' on the dock of the bay
Wastin' time |
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"Omg, Markoh, we've been pipped to the post by the OP, who's stolen both the glory and the totty
To quote Shakespeare...
Oh fickle fortune, oh fate so twisted
That really effin takes the biscuit.
Wi' toss of head, and vexéd pout,
I'm off to go and knock one out.
I think it was premeditated!
I think you may be right. I tried plagiarising one of Dolly Parton's songs, but I kept getting distracted...
"
I wish you'd write me a poem |
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"
I wish you'd write me a poem
Let me just finish dinner, then I'll get right on it.
Now, what could rhyme with Norwich City... "
Try to fit "Bristol City" in somewhere....... |
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"If someone writes me a country song, I will literally be their sex slave for ever more.
(Massive country fan. Guilty pleasure. Don't laugh!)
Very well...
'The Silky One' (Shania Twain)
So glad she answered
Hypnotising like a dancer
A site with many singles
Her lips and body make me tingle
They said, I'll bet
She never replies
But just look at us chatting on
Her every word gives me a hardon...
(The Silky One) The Silky One I come to
The one who inspires my woo
She turns me on and makes me glad
(The Silky One) The Silky One I dream of
The one I long to make love
The Silky One I want so bad
Deeper than a lagoon
I feel I'm walking under her moon
Can't stop myself for panting
In her eyes of magic so enchanting
She says, no way
You must be playing
But just look at me writing on
Soft silly words for my Silky One...
(The Silky One) The Silky One I come to
The one who inspires my woo
She turns me on and makes me glad
(The Silky One) The Silky One I dream of
The one I long to make love
The Silky One I want so bad
...I'll get me coat "
Right, as blatantly cheating is clearly allowed, I'll see your Shania Twain and raise you a Charlie Rich.
Hey, did you happen to see the most beautiful girl in the world?
And if you did, was she crying, crying?
Hey, if you happen to see the most beautiful girl that walked out on me
Tell her I'm sorry.
Tell her I need my baby.
Won't you tell her that I love her.
I woke up this morning, realized what I had done,
I stood alone in the cold gray dawn:
I knew I'd lost my morning sun.
I lost my head and I said some things,
Now come the heartaches that the morning brings.
I know I'm wrong and I couldn't see, I let my world slip away from me.
So, hey, did you happen to see the most beautiful girl in the world?
And if you did, was she crying, crying?
An' hey, if you happen to see the most beautiful girl that walked out on me:
Tell her I'm sorry.
Tell her I need my baby.
Oh, won't you tell her that I love her.
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"
I wish you'd write me a poem
Let me just finish dinner, then I'll get right on it.
Now, what could rhyme with Norwich City... "
I look forward to reading it |
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My ex wrote me poetry to try to win me back - just confirmed that he really didn't get me at all even after 13 years (I have no soul clearly). In fairness to him, they were quite good and one did reduce me to tears, but it didn't win me back. It was one of those 'I wish I could love you, but I just don't' situations. A boy at school once wrote me a song, it was dreadful.
I wrote my teacher a poem when I was about six, but that's because I'm a complete geek! |
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Oh god people are writing songs...cannot resist.
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The ballad of jonesy jones.
Jonesy jones, I see your sexy body with my eye cones.
I wish you'd jump my bones, so you could hear my moans.
This song is done(s).
Not really done coz i love you
You mean the world to me
But you don't care
You don't even see me
Coz those cones i look at you with
I stole them from your eyes while you were sleeping.
My arms long to hold you
But i hear you weeping
Asking me to stay away
Coz you wanna keep your ear drums
So i let yu keep them
And steal your collection of pickled plums
You didn't see me steal them hehehe
The end. |
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"
I wish you'd write me a poem
Let me just finish dinner, then I'll get right on it.
Now, what could rhyme with Norwich City...
I look forward to reading it "
For cute Miss I, here is your ditty
Penned in the bath, while having a dunk
I found a rhyme for 'Norwich City'
Despite the cider I have d*unk
I hope you find it somewhat witty
'cos if you don't, I fear I'm sunk
.
Miss I has Bristols most impressive
(Check out her pics and you will see)
I might have peeped, I do confess, if
You do too, you will agree.
"She is so friendly" say her veris
I bet she always has a smile
For those she meets, so dont be wary,
A good pm is just her style.
So if you're single, send a note
You never know you'll be in luck
Just make it pleasant, float her boat
Not simply "do you fancy a fuck"
She likes a laugh (of that I'm sure)
Her smile it makes her face so pretty
It's just a shame her taste is poor
(Because her team is Norwich City) |
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"
I wish you'd write me a poem
Let me just finish dinner, then I'll get right on it.
Now, what could rhyme with Norwich City...
I look forward to reading it
For cute Miss I, here is your ditty
Penned in the bath, while having a dunk
I found a rhyme for 'Norwich City'
Despite the cider I have d*unk
I hope you find it somewhat witty
'cos if you don't, I fear I'm sunk
.
Miss I has Bristols most impressive
(Check out her pics and you will see)
I might have peeped, I do confess, if
You do too, you will agree.
"She is so friendly" say her veris
I bet she always has a smile
For those she meets, so dont be wary,
A good pm is just her style.
So if you're single, send a note
You never know you'll be in luck
Just make it pleasant, float her boat
Not simply "do you fancy a fuck"
She likes a laugh (of that I'm sure)
Her smile it makes her face so pretty
It's just a shame her taste is poor
(Because her team is Norwich City) "
Thank you, I  it.
It's perfect |
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"(I nearly asked you to change your profile to say "want a fuck" instead of "fancy", just so it'd scan better)
Get yer coat, yerv pulled!!!
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Easy 3 points for your boys next weekend. |
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"(I nearly asked you to change your profile to say "want a fuck" instead of "fancy", just so it'd scan better)
Get yer coat, yerv pulled!!!
Easy 3 points for your boys next weekend. "
Haha! I wish but unfortunately this is where Chelsea turn their misfortunes around I feel |
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"If someone writes me a country song, I will literally be their sex slave for ever more.
(Massive country fan. Guilty pleasure. Don't laugh!)
Very well...
'The Silky One' (Shania Twain)
So glad she answered
Hypnotising like a dancer
A site with many singles
Her lips and body make me tingle
They said, I'll bet
She never replies
But just look at us chatting on
Her every word gives me a hardon...
(The Silky One) The Silky One I come to
The one who inspires my woo
She turns me on and makes me glad
(The Silky One) The Silky One I dream of
The one I long to make love
The Silky One I want so bad
Deeper than a lagoon
I feel I'm walking under her moon
Can't stop myself for panting
In her eyes of magic so enchanting
She says, no way
You must be playing
But just look at me writing on
Soft silly words for my Silky One...
(The Silky One) The Silky One I come to
The one who inspires my woo
She turns me on and makes me glad
(The Silky One) The Silky One I dream of
The one I long to make love
The Silky One I want so bad
...I'll get me coat
Right, as blatantly cheating is clearly allowed, I'll see your Shania Twain and raise you a Charlie Rich.
Hey, did you happen to see the most beautiful girl in the world?
And if you did, was she crying, crying?
Hey, if you happen to see the most beautiful girl that walked out on me
Tell her I'm sorry.
Tell her I need my baby.
Won't you tell her that I love her.
I woke up this morning, realized what I had done,
I stood alone in the cold gray dawn:
I knew I'd lost my morning sun.
I lost my head and I said some things,
Now come the heartaches that the morning brings.
I know I'm wrong and I couldn't see, I let my world slip away from me.
So, hey, did you happen to see the most beautiful girl in the world?
And if you did, was she crying, crying?
An' hey, if you happen to see the most beautiful girl that walked out on me:
Tell her I'm sorry.
Tell her I need my baby.
Oh, won't you tell her that I love her.
"
Erm, whilst my song was not completely original (and took me an entire 7 minutes to write ), you may have noticed that I changed all the words to the original (Still the one), I didn't just copy and paste them |
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"If someone writes me a country song, I will literally be their sex slave for ever more.
(Massive country fan. Guilty pleasure. Don't laugh!)
Very well...
'The Silky One' (Shania Twain)
So glad she answered
Hypnotising like a dancer
A site with many singles
Her lips and body make me tingle
They said, I'll bet
She never replies
But just look at us chatting on
Her every word gives me a hardon...
(The Silky One) The Silky One I come to
The one who inspires my woo
She turns me on and makes me glad
(The Silky One) The Silky One I dream of
The one I long to make love
The Silky One I want so bad
Deeper than a lagoon
I feel I'm walking under her moon
Can't stop myself for panting
In her eyes of magic so enchanting
She says, no way
You must be playing
But just look at me writing on
Soft silly words for my Silky One...
(The Silky One) The Silky One I come to
The one who inspires my woo
She turns me on and makes me glad
(The Silky One) The Silky One I dream of
The one I long to make love
The Silky One I want so bad
...I'll get me coat
Right, as blatantly cheating is clearly allowed, I'll see your Shania Twain and raise you a Charlie Rich.
Hey, did you happen to see the most beautiful girl in the world?
And if you did, was she crying, crying?
Hey, if you happen to see the most beautiful girl that walked out on me
Tell her I'm sorry.
Tell her I need my baby.
Won't you tell her that I love her.
I woke up this morning, realized what I had done,
I stood alone in the cold gray dawn:
I knew I'd lost my morning sun.
I lost my head and I said some things,
Now come the heartaches that the morning brings.
I know I'm wrong and I couldn't see, I let my world slip away from me.
So, hey, did you happen to see the most beautiful girl in the world?
And if you did, was she crying, crying?
An' hey, if you happen to see the most beautiful girl that walked out on me:
Tell her I'm sorry.
Tell her I need my baby.
Oh, won't you tell her that I love her.
Erm, whilst my song was not completely original (and took me an entire 7 minutes to write ), you may have noticed that I changed all the words to the original (Still the one), I didn't just copy and paste them "
In truth I don't know the original.
Mine took about the same to copy and paste in its entirety.
Yours for the win I feel. |
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"(I nearly asked you to change your profile to say "want a fuck" instead of "fancy", just so it'd scan better)
Get yer coat, yerv pulled!!!
Easy 3 points for your boys next weekend.
Haha! I wish but unfortunately this is where Chelsea turn their misfortunes around I feel "
I wish I shared your opinion. |
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"If someone writes me a country song, I will literally be their sex slave for ever more.
(Massive country fan. Guilty pleasure. Don't laugh!)
Very well...
'The Silky One' (Shania Twain)
So glad she answered
Hypnotising like a dancer
A site with many singles
Her lips and body make me tingle
They said, I'll bet
She never replies
But just look at us chatting on
Her every word gives me a hardon...
(The Silky One) The Silky One I come to
The one who inspires my woo
She turns me on and makes me glad
(The Silky One) The Silky One I dream of
The one I long to make love
The Silky One I want so bad
Deeper than a lagoon
I feel I'm walking under her moon
Can't stop myself for panting
In her eyes of magic so enchanting
She says, no way
You must be playing
But just look at me writing on
Soft silly words for my Silky One...
(The Silky One) The Silky One I come to
The one who inspires my woo
She turns me on and makes me glad
(The Silky One) The Silky One I dream of
The one I long to make love
The Silky One I want so bad
...I'll get me coat
Right, as blatantly cheating is clearly allowed, I'll see your Shania Twain and raise you a Charlie Rich.
Hey, did you happen to see the most beautiful girl in the world?
And if you did, was she crying, crying?
Hey, if you happen to see the most beautiful girl that walked out on me
Tell her I'm sorry.
Tell her I need my baby.
Won't you tell her that I love her.
I woke up this morning, realized what I had done,
I stood alone in the cold gray dawn:
I knew I'd lost my morning sun.
I lost my head and I said some things,
Now come the heartaches that the morning brings.
I know I'm wrong and I couldn't see, I let my world slip away from me.
So, hey, did you happen to see the most beautiful girl in the world?
And if you did, was she crying, crying?
An' hey, if you happen to see the most beautiful girl that walked out on me:
Tell her I'm sorry.
Tell her I need my baby.
Oh, won't you tell her that I love her.
Erm, whilst my song was not completely original (and took me an entire 7 minutes to write ), you may have noticed that I changed all the words to the original (Still the one), I didn't just copy and paste them
In truth I don't know the original.
Mine took about the same to copy and paste in its entirety.
Yours for the win I feel. "
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"And I mean a serious one (not some comedy take on 'roses are red' or the like) and how did it make you feel?
Have you ever written one for someone else?"
Yes I've had a few and they are wonderful. I just can't write them, I get a writers block every time |
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"If someone writes me a country song, I will literally be their sex slave for ever more.
(Massive country fan. Guilty pleasure. Don't laugh!)
Very well...
'The Silky One' (Shania Twain)
So glad she answered
Hypnotising like a dancer
A site with many singles
Her lips and body make me tingle
They said, I'll bet
She never replies
But just look at us chatting on
Her every word gives me a hardon...
(The Silky One) The Silky One I come to
The one who inspires my woo
She turns me on and makes me glad
(The Silky One) The Silky One I dream of
The one I long to make love
The Silky One I want so bad
Deeper than a lagoon
I feel I'm walking under her moon
Can't stop myself for panting
In her eyes of magic so enchanting
She says, no way
You must be playing
But just look at me writing on
Soft silly words for my Silky One...
(The Silky One) The Silky One I come to
The one who inspires my woo
She turns me on and makes me glad
(The Silky One) The Silky One I dream of
The one I long to make love
The Silky One I want so bad
...I'll get me coat
Right, as blatantly cheating is clearly allowed, I'll see your Shania Twain and raise you a Charlie Rich.
Hey, did you happen to see the most beautiful girl in the world?
And if you did, was she crying, crying?
Hey, if you happen to see the most beautiful girl that walked out on me
Tell her I'm sorry.
Tell her I need my baby.
Won't you tell her that I love her.
I woke up this morning, realized what I had done,
I stood alone in the cold gray dawn:
I knew I'd lost my morning sun.
I lost my head and I said some things,
Now come the heartaches that the morning brings.
I know I'm wrong and I couldn't see, I let my world slip away from me.
So, hey, did you happen to see the most beautiful girl in the world?
And if you did, was she crying, crying?
An' hey, if you happen to see the most beautiful girl that walked out on me:
Tell her I'm sorry.
Tell her I need my baby.
Oh, won't you tell her that I love her.
Erm, whilst my song was not completely original (and took me an entire 7 minutes to write ), you may have noticed that I changed all the words to the original (Still the one), I didn't just copy and paste them
In truth I don't know the original.
Mine took about the same to copy and paste in its entirety.
Yours for the win I feel.
You are gracious in defeat sir "
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"Sadly, this thread did not inspire any affectionate prose in my favour "
I can take a hint...
Ode to sexy brian.
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Brian, i'm feeling pretty tired
And not that inspired
But i cannot pass the opportunity
The write a ditty for thee
Especially so i could call you brian.
So this one is for you
Anyone who doesn't like it can eat my poo
As i look out the window of this (imaginary) train
I know you're really called sexybrain.
The end.
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"Sadly, this thread did not inspire any affectionate prose in my favour
I can take a hint...
Ode to sexy brian.
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Brian, i'm feeling pretty tired
And not that inspired
But i cannot pass the opportunity
The write a ditty for thee
Especially so i could call you brian.
So this one is for you
Anyone who doesn't like it can eat my poo
As i look out the window of this (imaginary) train
I know you're really called sexybrain.
The end.
"
I appreciate your song writing efforts, but feel that references to scat sex are best left out of romantic gestures |
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"Sadly, this thread did not inspire any affectionate prose in my favour
I can take a hint...
Ode to sexy brian.
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Brian, i'm feeling pretty tired
And not that inspired
But i cannot pass the opportunity
The write a ditty for thee
Especially so i could call you brian.
So this one is for you
Anyone who doesn't like it can eat my poo
As i look out the window of this (imaginary) train
I know you're really called sexybrain.
The end.
I appreciate your song writing efforts, but feel that references to scat sex are best left out of romantic gestures "
Oh romance...i only do weird sorry. |
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Both. An anonymous poem left by my bedside and accompanied by a room full of flowers. I had been on holiday so was a bit shocked and surprised. Nobody ever owned up.
My ex is a musician and he wrote a song for me which was very sweet and made me feel special. |
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"And I mean a serious one (not some comedy take on 'roses are red' or the like) and how did it make you feel?
Have you ever written one for someone else?"
I receive a lot of 'prose' in my inbox here. Does that count? |
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"Sadly, this thread did not inspire any affectionate prose in my favour
I can take a hint...
Ode to sexy brian.
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Brian, i'm feeling pretty tired
And not that inspired
But i cannot pass the opportunity
The write a ditty for thee
Especially so i could call you brian.
So this one is for you
Anyone who doesn't like it can eat my poo
As i look out the window of this (imaginary) train
I know you're really called sexybrain.
The end.
"
Inspired. |
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Ok, SexyBrain.
You will know the tune but no one else will!
It's as per 'I Cant Stop Loving You'.
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My inbox filled with pervs,
Twats who don't deserve,
My heart is sinking and the dross goes on.
I can almost hear a laugh,
Coming from your avatar.
Funny how your page can share a thousand leanings.
A million desperate clones,
Sending filth from slimy phones.
Is it really me or just my snatch they're seeking?
Badly worded lies,
Manky cocks and inbred eyes.
Even though you're wrong I feel you deep inside.
Suddenly I type, 'just fuck off!', to those guys.
I can't, stop texting you.
Eloquence rarer than rocking-horse poo.
A man who, I can't see through, though I try to.....
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One verse and one chorus only.
I'm not as good at this as you!
Cleo.
xxxx
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"Sadly, this thread did not inspire any affectionate prose in my favour
I can take a hint...
Ode to sexy brian.
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Brian, i'm feeling pretty tired
And not that inspired
But i cannot pass the opportunity
The write a ditty for thee
Especially so i could call you brian.
So this one is for you
Anyone who doesn't like it can eat my poo
As i look out the window of this (imaginary) train
I know you're really called sexybrain.
The end.
Inspired."
wish i'd managed to get 'inbred eyes' in there, just seen the other poem. |
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"Sadly, this thread did not inspire any affectionate prose in my favour
I can take a hint...
Ode to sexy brian.
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Brian, i'm feeling pretty tired
And not that inspired
But i cannot pass the opportunity
The write a ditty for thee
Especially so i could call you brian.
So this one is for you
Anyone who doesn't like it can eat my poo
As i look out the window of this (imaginary) train
I know you're really called sexybrain.
The end.
Inspired.
wish i'd managed to get 'inbred eyes' in there, just seen the other poem."
Hehe! It's a song that I've changed the lyrics to. Obscure and old, but I know he knows the band! |
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"I'm an English literature graduate (shameless plug). Have written a few poems which are always well received.
*puts down trumpet* "
Here's hoping for something original |
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"Sadly, this thread did not inspire any affectionate prose in my favour
I can take a hint...
Ode to sexy brian.
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Brian, i'm feeling pretty tired
And not that inspired
But i cannot pass the opportunity
The write a ditty for thee
Especially so i could call you brian.
So this one is for you
Anyone who doesn't like it can eat my poo
As i look out the window of this (imaginary) train
I know you're really called sexybrain.
The end.
Inspired.
wish i'd managed to get 'inbred eyes' in there, just seen the other poem.
Hehe! It's a song that I've changed the lyrics to. Obscure and old, but I know he knows the band!"
Cool. I don;t know the song at all.
I like how you got poo in yours also, nice touch. |
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"I'm an English literature graduate (shameless plug). Have written a few poems which are always well received.
*puts down trumpet*
Here's hoping for something original "
You're special, you don't have to hope |
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"I'm an English literature graduate (shameless plug). Have written a few poems which are always well received.
*puts down trumpet*
Here's hoping for something original
You're special, you don't have to hope "
:*.. .....I'm waiting |
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"Ok, SexyBrain.
You will know the tune but no one else will!
It's as per 'I Cant Stop Loving You'.
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My inbox filled with pervs,
Twats who don't deserve,
My heart is sinking and the dross goes on.
I can almost hear a laugh,
Coming from your avatar.
Funny how your page can share a thousand leanings.
A million desperate clones,
Sending filth from slimy phones.
Is it really me or just my snatch they're seeking?
Badly worded lies,
Manky cocks and inbred eyes.
Even though you're wrong I feel you deep inside.
Suddenly I type, 'just fuck off!', to those guys.
I can't, stop texting you.
Eloquence rarer than rocking-horse poo.
A man who, I can't see through, though I try to.....
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One verse and one chorus only.
I'm not as good at this as you!
Cleo.
xxxx
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Cleo, THAT was genius
You're determined to make your lyrics fit just like me with mine xxx |
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"I'm an English literature graduate (shameless plug). Have written a few poems which are always well received.
*puts down trumpet*
Here's hoping for something original
You're special, you don't have to hope
:*.. .....I'm waiting "
Scarlet seduction much cleverer than her husband.... More to come
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