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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You get a text off a lass saying 'i need the loo, so thought of you' 
What are your 'oh, I'm a bloody perv!' Moments?
Let's hear 'em...can't just be me |
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When you are the go to guy for 'kinky' advice/questions from all your friends.
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When you have to say your battery died if anyone wants to borrow your phone/use your computer (as its full of filth).
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you are the go to guy for 'kinky' advice/questions from all your friends.
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When you have to say your battery died if anyone wants to borrow your phone/use your computer (as its full of filth).
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You discuss figging at a girlfriends birthday meal in Prezzos |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your vanilla friends ask if you're going to a normal party or a 'sex party'
Your flatmate asks "Is it safe to go in there?" before using your en suite after the great Buttplug in the Sink incident of 2015
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When friends who talk of their sex lives can see you're not even shocked in the slightest, when they think it's crazy.
Or when you mention something to them and they say 'what is that' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When your friend gets a ring stuck on their finger and you whip some numbing lube out to a sea of confused faces...
Where was their finger? "
Oh no we're not THAT close  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The names in my contact list on my phone...well they tell a pretty sordid story "
Yeah, got so many names under 'f' in my phone book..
Fab a
Fab b
Fab c etc etc....f is where all you good fab people live in my phonebook  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When you are out on a social night pubbing and clubbing and everyone assumes you are sleeping with your friend  "
Sometimes I am sleeping with a friend :/ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you are the go to guy for 'kinky' advice/questions from all your friends.
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When you have to say your battery died if anyone wants to borrow your phone/use your computer (as its full of filth).
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Yup no one touches the phone hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When friends who talk of their sex lives can see you're not even shocked in the slightest, when they think it's crazy.
Or when you mention something to them and they say 'what is that' "
It's great eh..
'X was kissing two different guys last night'...blah blah..
I'm thinking 'really? cos I was watching y take three cocks and eating a out z in a room full of folk...'
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have been known to video myself weeing 'just in case' someone may want to see it later - that's all I am admitting to so far.....I have a lot more as you know "
Yeah, you could fill a thread!
Oh, when I see you next...fetch one of those vids eh? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When you look through your pictures on your phone and out of 609, 567 are filthy pictures you've either taken or been sent  "
Yours is a good number to have it seems |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When your sat at work having bait&a sexual innuendo or subject gets mentioned and all the others in the room look straight at you for an answer or a smutty reply.......also when "giggitty" enters your everyday vocabulary lol. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"when you have to consciously think "these are vanilla friends" in every day life before blurting out what's actually on your mind..."
I still blurt stuff out...but seem to be able to make it sound a little tamer than what I'm actually thinking...luckily.
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By *smCouple
over a year ago
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When chains and bits of rope are part of your home decor.
When you can't help trying out the stingingness of diverse items in shops.. Preverting everyday items ....
Condoms are on a monthly delivery schedule from Amazon.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you on fab in chat n ya mum pops in for a brew n says ohhhh you on ya wanky cam site again can we laugh at the wonky willy brigade lmfao (most thursdays) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you look through your pictures on your phone and out of 609, 567 are filthy pictures you've either taken or been sent "
Did you pick my phone up by mistake?? |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
"I have been known to video myself weeing 'just in case' someone may want to see it later - that's all I am admitting to so far.....I have a lot more as you know
Yeah, you could fill a thread!
Oh, when I see you next...fetch one of those vids eh? "
Nope but I will give you an up close view and you can film it for yourself |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
"When you go to show someone an innocuous pic on your phone, but bring up a pic of you with a cock in your mouth.
...I use private folder function now."
I have a don't go either side policy for my phone if I show people anything |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When you go to show someone an innocuous pic on your phone, but bring up a pic of you with a cock in your mouth.
...I use private folder function now."
Yep!!!! Done this FAR to many times!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You get a text off a lass saying 'i need the loo, so thought of you'
What are your 'oh, I'm a bloody perv!' Moments?
Let's hear 'em...can't just be me "
Pmsl .... wait and see  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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^^^ nice to know I'm not the only person inadvertently showing filthy pics to folk.
I was d*unk, and my reaction time wasn't great. I think the person got a good look. |
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When you randomly download Tinder again for the first time in forever and get chatting to two guys. Both who then get jealous when you tell them they can't have you to themselves as you love playing with different people. Have deleted Tinder again haha. What was I thinking?!?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You get a text off a lass saying 'i need the loo, so thought of you'
What are your 'oh, I'm a bloody perv!' Moments?
Let's hear 'em...can't just be me
Pmsl .... wait and see "
Here now....waitin' |
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Your phone reads aloud the name of a contact in your phonebook, as well as their suggestive text message and all around you blush or get turned on.
I don't just list contacts as 'Sue' or 'Nick', but add some very detailed thinking and reflections upon them. Am I alone? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have been known to video myself weeing 'just in case' someone may want to see it later - that's all I am admitting to so far.....I have a lot more as you know
Yeah, you could fill a thread!
Oh, when I see you next...fetch one of those vids eh?
Nope but I will give you an up close view and you can film it for yourself "
Deal forgot how kinky you bloody were.....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your phone reads aloud the name of a contact in your phonebook, as well as their suggestive text message and all around you blush or get turned on.
I don't just list contacts as 'Sue' or 'Nick', but add some very detailed thinking and reflections upon them. Am I alone?"
Not at all my contacts are 'colourful' |
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"Your phone reads aloud the name of a contact in your phonebook, as well as their suggestive text message and all around you blush or get turned on.
I don't just list contacts as 'Sue' or 'Nick', but add some very detailed thinking and reflections upon them. Am I alone?
Not at all my contacts are 'colourful'"
Great, perhaps you'll add some info into the forum thread about it. |
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"The names in my contact list on my phone...well they tell a pretty sordid story
Yeah, got so many names under 'f' in my phone book..
Fab a
Fab b
Fab c etc etc....f is where all you good fab people live in my phonebook "
Mine all start FS..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The names in my contact list on my phone...well they tell a pretty sordid story
Yeah, got so many names under 'f' in my phone book..
Fab a
Fab b
Fab c etc etc....f is where all you good fab people live in my phonebook "
i have a lot of friends with F as surname |
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"The names in my contact list on my phone...well they tell a pretty sordid story
Yeah, got so many names under 'f' in my phone book..
Fab a
Fab b
Fab c etc etc....f is where all you good fab people live in my phonebook
i have a lot of friends with F as surname "
Haha yes me too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When someone uses the word fab in a sentence and your ears pop up
Also, when your friend tells you a lady is in the photo booth and she's taking ages, you immediately think they must be taking pictures of her boobs or sucking on a dildo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you have to turn all your notifications off on a night out because of the constant ping of watsap and kik
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And hide your gallery because of the pics on there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You get a text off a lass saying 'i need the loo, so thought of you'
What are your 'oh, I'm a bloody perv!' Moments?
Let's hear 'em...can't just be me
Pmsl .... wait and see
Here now....waitin' "
Was it worth the wait ?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You get a text off a lass saying 'i need the loo, so thought of you'
What are your 'oh, I'm a bloody perv!' Moments?
Let's hear 'em...can't just be me "
When you're bi. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You get a text off a lass saying 'i need the loo, so thought of you'
What are your 'oh, I'm a bloody perv!' Moments?
Let's hear 'em...can't just be me
Pmsl .... wait and see
Here now....waitin'
Was it worth the wait ?
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What? Lining up all those firsts and knocking them over like skittles? Or halving my bucket list in one night?
Was ok I suppose  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You get a text off a lass saying 'i need the loo, so thought of you'
What are your 'oh, I'm a bloody perv!' Moments?
Let's hear 'em...can't just be me
When you're bi. "
Greedy bastards! |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
"I have been known to video myself weeing 'just in case' someone may want to see it later - that's all I am admitting to so far.....I have a lot more as you know
Yeah, you could fill a thread!
Oh, when I see you next...fetch one of those vids eh?
Nope but I will give you an up close view and you can film it for yourself
Deal forgot how kinky you bloody were..... "
Well I will have to remind you....I have new toys now and considering you bi thread I am going to be using them on you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have been known to video myself weeing 'just in case' someone may want to see it later - that's all I am admitting to so far.....I have a lot more as you know
Yeah, you could fill a thread!
Oh, when I see you next...fetch one of those vids eh?
Nope but I will give you an up close view and you can film it for yourself
Deal forgot how kinky you bloody were.....
Well I will have to remind you....I have new toys now and considering you bi thread I am going to be using them on you "
Go mad |
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