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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I mean, you can keep the pomade, and a proper shave is a more frequent thing but buy no means essential but I'll run with the rest..."
Shame my line of questioning was based around the use of Pomade, this evening i am wearing some "murray's superior". |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And if you google the Covent Garden Bathrobe Company, I have two of those and enough other dressing gowns to not get dressed 10 days  "
But does one have a smoking jacket?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And if you google the Covent Garden Bathrobe Company, I have two of those and enough other dressing gowns to not get dressed 10 days "
Right, see you in an hour. |
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By *nfamyMan
over a year ago
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"And if you google the Covent Garden Bathrobe Company, I have two of those and enough other dressing gowns to not get dressed 10 days
But does one have a smoking jacket? "
Turn your Parka inside out!!!
You will look dapper  |
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For my last birthday, a dear friend of mine bought me some sealing wax on the grounds that he was 'unsure of what to get' me but it was probably something that I, as a proper gent, undoubtedly already possessed.
I did not, thanked him for his gift and deposited it in my inlaid rosewood writing box.
As I also pointed out, I ain't no gent. |
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"And if you google the Covent Garden Bathrobe Company, I have two of those and enough other dressing gowns to not get dressed 10 days
But does one have a smoking jacket? "
I don't have a smoking jacket.
I own a smoking cap - if you Google Lock & Co embroidered smoking cap you'll see one. |
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My American millionaire friend.
Was at his London house one time foolishly attempting to cook a meal in his spacious kitchen. Only half the implements were missing. He eats in restaurants, take away or charcuterie.
So I was berating him for not having a sharp knife of a sufficient size, no colander and some other bits... How was a person to cook in this house?!
"Well, if they'd've been looking for an oyster opener they might have been presently surprised!"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"For my last birthday, a dear friend of mine bought me some sealing wax on the grounds that he was 'unsure of what to get' me but it was probably something that I, as a proper gent, undoubtedly already possessed.
I did not, thanked him for his gift and deposited it in my inlaid rosewood writing box.
As I also pointed out, I ain't no gent. "
Maybe more of a naval officer rather than a gentleman... |
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"For my last birthday, a dear friend of mine bought me some sealing wax on the grounds that he was 'unsure of what to get' me but it was probably something that I, as a proper gent, undoubtedly already possessed.
I did not, thanked him for his gift and deposited it in my inlaid rosewood writing box.
As I also pointed out, I ain't no gent.
Maybe more of a naval officer rather than a gentleman..."
Nah.
Not in to militaria.
Did a degree in War, funnily enough. Became abundantly clear within a week that 95% of the intake were going to or coming from the armed forces... and then there were the rest of us who thought it seemed interesting.
Hmmm.
So. End of the first year I get some award for being Fuck of the Year or something and get invited to a gala dinner thing. There's cash involved so I said yes.
What did I do?
Wore a black velvet 3-piece, blood-red shirt & tie, bleached then dyed all my hair, eyebrows, face furniture the lot bright RED, then painted flames coming off the bottoms of my black boots.
Then I went to the dinner.
They were like, WTF are you?!
I'm here for the money.
They hated me lololol.
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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"My American millionaire friend.
Was at his London house one time foolishly attempting to cook a meal in his spacious kitchen. Only half the implements were missing. He eats in restaurants, take away or charcuterie.
So I was berating him for not having a sharp knife of a sufficient size, no colander and some other bits... How was a person to cook in this house?!
"Well, if they'd've been looking for an oyster opener they might have been presently surprised!"
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Aw, shucks!
(and you need some Jeffrey West shoes if you don't already own a pair) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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""Well, if they'd've been looking for an oyster opener they might have been presently surprised!"
Was he not cooking oysters then?"
*cooking* oysters?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"For my last birthday, a dear friend of mine bought me some sealing wax on the grounds that he was 'unsure of what to get' me but it was probably something that I, as a proper gent, undoubtedly already possessed.
I did not, thanked him for his gift and deposited it in my inlaid rosewood writing box.
As I also pointed out, I ain't no gent.
Maybe more of a naval officer rather than a gentleman...
Nah.
Not in to militaria.
Did a degree in War, funnily enough. Became abundantly clear within a week that 95% of the intake were going to or coming from the armed forces... and then there were the rest of us who thought it seemed interesting.
Hmmm.
So. End of the first year I get some award for being Fuck of the Year or something and get invited to a gala dinner thing. There's cash involved so I said yes.
What did I do?
Wore a black velvet 3-piece, blood-red shirt & tie, bleached then dyed all my hair, eyebrows, face furniture the lot bright RED, then painted flames coming off the bottoms of my black boots.
Then I went to the dinner.
They were like, WTF are you?!
I'm here for the money.
They hated me lololol.
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A fascinating story of course. But not at all what i was getting at old boy. |
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"A fascinating story of course. But not at all what i was getting at old boy."
I'm not sure I'd be cut out as a Naval officer tbh, I'm not good with authority and I'm not good in white as I'm forever spilling things. Allegedly.
Unless, maybe, I'd get HMS Warspite to play with.
Maybe get two and have them fitted out with giant paint ball guns and trot around Polynesia taking pot shots at each other.
With cocktails? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Maybe I should tart myself up a bit.
Why not eh? 
I have a tendency to get my kit off pretty quick so may have to invest in some form of travel wardrobe hanger thingy to take to meets. "
Alright, Alright keep your knickers on! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My American millionaire friend.
Was at his London house one time foolishly attempting to cook a meal in his spacious kitchen. Only half the implements were missing. He eats in restaurants, take away or charcuterie.
So I was berating him for not having a sharp knife of a sufficient size, no colander and some other bits... How was a person to cook in this house?!
"Well, if they'd've been looking for an oyster opener they might have been presently surprised!"
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I've heard this story before several times now. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd be happy to judge a dapper-off in real life
I'm sure Grantham is outside of my meeting area. Guys over to you!
Ha ha, the man is scared of the minx?"
I'm a man of my word! I couldn't break statements made in my profile now could i?! |
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"Maybe I should tart myself up a bit.
Why not eh?
I have a tendency to get my kit off pretty quick so may have to invest in some form of travel wardrobe hanger thingy to take to meets.
Alright, Alright keep your knickers on!"
I can't. Look. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My American millionaire friend.
Was at his London house one time foolishly attempting to cook a meal in his spacious kitchen. Only half the implements were missing. He eats in restaurants, take away or charcuterie.
So I was berating him for not having a sharp knife of a sufficient size, no colander and some other bits... How was a person to cook in this house?!
"Well, if they'd've been looking for an oyster opener they might have been presently surprised!"
I've heard this story before several times now."
Apparently I was being harsh; I didn't mean it like that.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Maybe I should tart myself up a bit.
Why not eh?
I have a tendency to get my kit off pretty quick so may have to invest in some form of travel wardrobe hanger thingy to take to meets.
Alright, Alright keep your knickers on!
I can't. Look. "
Fair enough...! |
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"I'd be happy to judge a dapper-off in real life
I'm sure Grantham is outside of my meeting area. Guys over to you!
Ha ha, the man is scared of the minx?
I'm a man of my word! I couldn't break statements made in my profile now could i?! "
Ah but it wouldn't be a meet, it would be a simple social outing to prove one was the dapperest. Quite different I think |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'd be happy to judge a dapper-off in real life
I'm sure Grantham is outside of my meeting area. Guys over to you!
Ha ha, the man is scared of the minx?
I'm a man of my word! I couldn't break statements made in my profile now could i?!
Ah but it wouldn't be a meet, it would be a simple social outing to prove one was the dapperest. Quite different I think "
I'm not sure you fully appreciate just how lazy i am! |
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"I'm a man of my word! I couldn't break statements made in my profile now could i?!
Ah but it wouldn't be a meet, it would be a simple social outing to prove one was the dapperest. Quite different I think
I'm not sure you fully appreciate just how lazy i am!"
I do |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm a man of my word! I couldn't break statements made in my profile now could i?!
Ah but it wouldn't be a meet, it would be a simple social outing to prove one was the dapperest. Quite different I think
I'm not sure you fully appreciate just how lazy i am!
I do "
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