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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

there was a young man from Leeds,

who swallowed a packet of seeds,

in less than an hour,

his arse was in flower

and his balls were covered in s.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

There was a young lady from ealing,

who had a perculiar feeling,

she lay on her back

opened her crack

and pissed all over the ceiling.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

A horny young lady named Lil

Fucked a dynamite stick for a thrill.

They found her vagina

In North Carolina

And bits of her tits in Brazil.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

There once was a hermit named Dave

Who kept a dead whore in his cave.

She smelled like shit,

And was missing a tit.

But think of the money he saved

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

There was a young girl from Kilkenny

Whose usual charge was a penny

For half of that sum

You could roger her bum

A source of amusement to many.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

There was a young girl from Neith,

who enjoyed nibbling cock with her teeth,

it wasn’t for fame or love of the game,

but to get to the cheese underneath

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a young man from Gotham,

Who took out his bollocks to wash 'em,

His wife said "Jack, if you don't put 'em back.."

"I'll stand on the bastards and squash 'em!"

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By *prite128Woman over a year ago

maidstone

There once was a pirate named Bates

Who attempted to rhumba on skates.

He fell on his cutlass

Which rendered him nutless

And practically useless on dates.

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By *prite128Woman over a year ago

maidstone

There was a young lady from Kew

Who said, as the bishop withdrew,

"Oh, the Vicar is quicker

And thicker and slicker

And four inches longer than you."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There once was a girl called Ruby

Who wanted to pierce her boobie

She stuck in a pin

after drinking some gin

then started to howl like scooby

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

There was a young lady named Sharkey

Who had an affair with a darkey.

The result of her sins

Was quadruplets, not twins,

One white, and one black, and two khaki

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"There once was a girl called Ruby

Who wanted to pierce her boobie

She stuck in a pin

after drinking some gin

then started to howl like scooby

lmao...mental note, get gin in for next weekend lol

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By *ebzStarWoman over a year ago

Notting

There was a young lady named Pen,

Who had a plab of a boyfriend called Glen,

Took out his worm,

Really made him squirm,

When she fed it to a wren

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By *lirty14uMan over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I once knew a young man from Wales,

Who lived on a diet of snails.

When he couldn't get these,

He lived off the cheese,

That he scrapped off his knob with his nails.

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By *lirty14uMan over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I knew a fit bird from Newcastle

Who wrapped up her turd in a parcel

She sent it by plane

To her penpal in Spain

To show her the size of her arsehole.

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By *evin5050Man over a year ago

wolverhampton

There was a young woman from Azores

whose fanny was covered in sores

the dogs in the street

used to eat the green meat

that hung in festoons from her drawers!

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