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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think I'll start gentle as I have a shed load of vodka in, tea please! Oh fuck it give me a glass of while wine, large!! Thanks xx"
Large white for Cheeky Red! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Red please Red !
Large Red for Cheeky White!
Rioja Reserva for you Sir 
That'll slip down nicely thanks Red  "
I am Sure it will
I might even join you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I'll start gentle as I have a shed load of vodka in, tea please! Oh fuck it give me a glass of while wine, large!! Thanks xx
Large white for Cheeky Red!"
. Cheers me lady x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not allowed until tomorrow. 
Virgin Cubte Libre?
What did you just call me? I AM OUTRAGED."
Sorry I spelled it wrong 
But I am the manager so heres a bag of salt n vinegar to shut you up!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As its Friday I'll have a GnT with pink grapefruit juice please  "
Get you missey! Doesn't that water it down?
If you want a Pink Gin- I know how to do that? x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lime and soda still recovering from last Friday x"
Wow now Thats a hangover!!
(I drank Lime and Soda when I gave up drinking for Lent once!!)
Coming up x |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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"Pint of flange, please...
Well if you will drink that highly coloured over processed crap- theres loads in the back cos it doesnt sell!  "
I have concerns about the best before date now.
I'll have anything off the bottom shelf... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I have a nice GnT please?
Any particular gin?
Tell you what- have a Bombay Sapphire- trust me!"
Karoon if you have it, if not Bombay will do.
And one for yourself. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sailor Jerry's and please lovely  Ice my lovely?
Yes please, take your time I'm enjoying the view "
I bet- theres a load of Bums and Buns at the bar!
No one has tried the nuts yet though  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pint of flange, please...
Well if you will drink that highly coloured over processed crap- theres loads in the back cos it doesnt sell!
I have concerns about the best before date now.
I'll have anything off the bottom shelf... "
Obsessed by bottoms eh!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I have a nice GnT please?
Any particular gin?
Tell you what- have a Bombay Sapphire- trust me!
Karoon if you have it, if not Bombay will do.
And one for yourself. "
Cheers! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm driving later so just a coffee for now thanks x
What about you???
Coffee for you Gorgeous- I am guessing a Caramel Latte? xx
Would prefer gingerbread if you have it?? Xx"
I can do that- bit partial to ginger myself |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Prosecco, can't afford champagne!
Its a virtual Bar and its Friday!!
Glass of Veuve, Daarling?
I'll have a bottle then! "
Well no sense letting the remainder go flat! |
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"I'm driving later so just a coffee for now thanks x
What about you???
Coffee for you Gorgeous- I am guessing a Caramel Latte? xx
Would prefer gingerbread if you have it?? Xx
I can do that- bit partial to ginger myself "
Ginger is always best |
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"I'm off out to the pub for real in a bit to watch the match, but I'll have a pint of the usual before I go please landlady
With or without head "
With, but you need the correct pump action as well |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm driving later so just a coffee for now thanks x
What about you???
Coffee for you Gorgeous- I am guessing a Caramel Latte? xx
Would prefer gingerbread if you have it?? Xx
I can do that- bit partial to ginger myself
Ginger is always best "
Although afternoon tea is nice too! |
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"I'm driving later so just a coffee for now thanks x
What about you???
Coffee for you Gorgeous- I am guessing a Caramel Latte? xx
Would prefer gingerbread if you have it?? Xx
I can do that- bit partial to ginger myself
Ginger is always best
Although afternoon tea is nice too! "
Oh yes!!! Not long now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sailor Jerry's and please lovely Ice my lovely?
Yes please, take your time I'm enjoying the view
I bet- theres a load of Bums and Buns at the bar!
No one has tried the nuts yet though "
Oh I was looking at your lovely top |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"After the week ive had and the last 24 hours I'll have a stiff one, and a strong drink too"
I can sort the drink but I lack the necessary equipment for the rest, but I am sure there will be no shortage of offers?
In the meantime how about a Remy? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"After the week ive had and the last 24 hours I'll have a stiff one, and a strong drink too
I can sort the drink but I lack the necessary equipment for the rest, but I am sure there will be no shortage of offers?
In the meantime how about a Remy?"
Can't stand brandy, I'll have a zubrovka and apple juice please |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sailor Jerry's and please lovely Ice my lovely?
Yes please, take your time I'm enjoying the view
I bet- theres a load of Bums and Buns at the bar!
No one has tried the nuts yet though
Oh I was looking at your lovely top "
Thanks It does sparkle rather, does it not!
Ready for more? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any nibbles,?
Honey coated nuts somewhere although I think someone had some in their mouth so not sure if there are any left!
Tapas? "
nah not into soggy nuts , Tapas please,xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm driving later so just a coffee for now thanks x
What about you???
Coffee for you Gorgeous- I am guessing a Caramel Latte? xx
Would prefer gingerbread if you have it?? Xx
I can do that- bit partial to ginger myself
Ginger is always best
Although afternoon tea is nice too!
Oh yes!!! Not long now "
8 days...not that I am counting! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"After the week ive had and the last 24 hours I'll have a stiff one, and a strong drink too
I can sort the drink but I lack the necessary equipment for the rest, but I am sure there will be no shortage of offers?
In the meantime how about a Remy?
Can't stand brandy, I'll have a zubrovka and apple juice please"
Whatever floats your boat sweetcheeks! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sailor Jerry's and please lovely Ice my lovely?
Yes please, take your time I'm enjoying the view
I bet- theres a load of Bums and Buns at the bar!
No one has tried the nuts yet though
Oh I was looking at your lovely top
Thanks It does sparkle rather, does it not!
Ready for more?"
Yep hit me up a double please wench |
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"I'm driving later so just a coffee for now thanks x
What about you???
Coffee for you Gorgeous- I am guessing a Caramel Latte? xx
Would prefer gingerbread if you have it?? Xx
I can do that- bit partial to ginger myself
Ginger is always best
Although afternoon tea is nice too!
Oh yes!!! Not long now
8 days...not that I am counting! "
Can't wait!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Any nibbles,?
Honey coated nuts somewhere although I think someone had some in their mouth so not sure if there are any left!
Tapas? nah not into soggy nuts , Tapas please,xx"
Coming right up!
Try the cheesy one! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm going elsewhere....I've been waiting ages
Read back- I offered you a pink gin
So you did my apologies i didn't hear you....i was distracted by the clientele
Easily done my lovely!
Ready for another?...
Drink, that is!
Why not?....and have one yourself "
Oo thanks-got a glass of red on the go but am sure a teensy top-up wouldn't hurt!
Cheers! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"May I have a vodka & cranberry juice please ... Coming right up- ice Madam?
Yes please ... May I say what fantastic service Ma Lady "
Ah make it a double it Is Happy Hour! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sailor Jerry's and please lovely Ice my lovely?
Yes please, take your time I'm enjoying the view
I bet- theres a load of Bums and Buns at the bar!
No one has tried the nuts yet though
Oh I was looking at your lovely top
Thanks It does sparkle rather, does it not!
Ready for more?
Yep hit me up a double please wench "
You read my mind!
Here you go Lovely- may I recommend the tap- ass?
Get it while its hhot! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Disaronno and pleaseOoo delish!
Sorry what was the question?
Would you like me to come a little closer?
Rocks?"
Get yer rocks off get yer rocks off honey |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any nibbles,?
Honey coated nuts somewhere although I think someone had some in their mouth so not sure if there are any left!
Tapas? nah not into soggy nuts , Tapas please,xx
Coming right up!
Try the cheesy one! "
i think i will leave thé food and just drink  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Disaronno and pleaseOoo delish!
Sorry what was the question?
Would you like me to come a little closer?
Rocks?
Get yer rocks off get yer rocks off honey "
Are you going all Primal on me? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Any nibbles,?
Honey coated nuts somewhere although I think someone had some in their mouth so not sure if there are any left!
Tapas? nah not into soggy nuts , Tapas please,xx
Coming right up!
Try the cheesy one! i think i will leave thé food and just drink "
Theres a good spicy meaty one too? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any nibbles,?
Honey coated nuts somewhere although I think someone had some in their mouth so not sure if there are any left!
Tapas? nah not into soggy nuts , Tapas please,xx
Coming right up!
Try the cheesy one! i think i will leave thé food and just drink
Theres a good spicy meaty one too? "
will settle for a muffin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Disaronno and pleaseOoo delish!
Sorry what was the question?
Would you like me to come a little closer?
Rocks?
Get yer rocks off get yer rocks off honey
Are you going all Primal on me? "
Should i show rather than tell? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"May I have a vodka & cranberry juice please ... Coming right up- ice Madam?
Yes please ... May I say what fantastic service Ma Lady
Ah make it a double it Is Happy Hour!"
Why Thankyou .... Can I turn the music up ? X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yep hit me up a double please wench
You read my mind!
Here you go Lovely- may I recommend the tap- ass?
Get it while its hhot! "
Question is are you and throbb on the menu? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Soda n lime with ice n slice, don't forget the straw please n thankyou....
But if I did drink... A large barcardi and apple appetiser please n thankyou... "
Its the ladies choice but you can have both and choose x |
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"Soda n lime with ice n slice, don't forget the straw please n thankyou....
But if I did drink... A large barcardi and apple appetiser please n thankyou...
Its the ladies choice but you can have both and choose x"
Thankyou x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Please may I have an alcoholic cocktail. Nice and sweet I think a rapberry and Peach Bellini for you m'lady?
Never tried one! Yes please "
I can assure you they are delicious and one is never enough! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Please can I have vodka forget the glass a straw in the bottle will do been a shit day. "
Oh dear- virtual hugs too?
How about a Long Island Iced Tea? x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Disaronno and pleaseOoo delish!
Sorry what was the question?
Would you like me to come a little closer?
Rocks?
Get yer rocks off get yer rocks off honey
Are you going all Primal on me?
Should i show rather than tell? "
Save that for when I get off! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"May I have a vodka & cranberry juice please ... Coming right up- ice Madam?
Yes please ... May I say what fantastic service Ma Lady
Ah make it a double it Is Happy Hour!
Why Thankyou .... Can I turn the music up ? X"
As long as its sexy music and you don't dance on the tables in your stillettoes! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Yep hit me up a double please wench
You read my mind!
Here you go Lovely- may I recommend the tap- ass?
Get it while its hhot!
Question is are you and throbb on the menu? "
As a pair? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Disaronno and pleaseOoo delish!
Sorry what was the question?
Would you like me to come a little closer?
Rocks?
Get yer rocks off get yer rocks off honey
Are you going all Primal on me?
Should i show rather than tell?
Save that for when I get off! "
Your wish is my command |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Disaronno and pleaseOoo delish!
Sorry what was the question?
Would you like me to come a little closer?
Rocks?
Get yer rocks off get yer rocks off honey
Are you going all Primal on me?
Should i show rather than tell?
Save that for when I get off!
Your wish is my command "
So smooth you could slide uphill!
Another- calling last orders in this bar- it has to close shortly xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"May I have a vodka & cranberry juice please ... Coming right up- ice Madam?
Yes please ... May I say what fantastic service Ma Lady
Ah make it a double it Is Happy Hour!
Why Thankyou .... Can I turn the music up ? X As long as its sexy music and you don't dance on the tables in your stillettoes!"
Sexy Music it is and I promise I'll be a good girl  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"May I have a vodka & cranberry juice please ... Coming right up- ice Madam?
Yes please ... May I say what fantastic service Ma Lady
Ah make it a double it Is Happy Hour!
Why Thankyou .... Can I turn the music up ? X As long as its sexy music and you don't dance on the tables in your stillettoes!
Sexy Music it is and I promise I'll be a good girl "
Not for a second do I believe that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"May I have a vodka & cranberry juice please ... Coming right up- ice Madam?
Yes please ... May I say what fantastic service Ma Lady
Ah make it a double it Is Happy Hour!
Why Thankyou .... Can I turn the music up ? X As long as its sexy music and you don't dance on the tables in your stillettoes!
Sexy Music it is and I promise I'll be a good girl
Not for a second do I believe that! "
Haha I don't know what you mean ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Its been one of those days... Ready for a drink or two. Sod it- I'l have one of everything from above please! "
Crikey mate I didn't have you down as the Champagne cocktails type but whatever you require?
Maybe just start with a jagarbomb and see how you get on? |
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"I went to the pub after work. Posh wine did the trick. I  my Friday wine buddy. 
I hope you have eaten this time- no d*unken posting later!!!! "
Haha! Two glasses and I'm home in my pjs. It's the best two hours of my week, every week.
Curry is on the way and I have a lovely long lie to look forward to. Life is good. Complicated but good. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I went to the pub after work. Posh wine did the trick. I my Friday wine buddy.
I hope you have eaten this time- no d*unken posting later!!!!
Haha! Two glasses and I'm home in my pjs. It's the best two hours of my week, every week.
Curry is on the way and I have a lovely long lie to look forward to. Life is good. Complicated but good. "
Well at least its even handed! On the one hand- you have a glass of wine and on the other, another!
Well Jel about the curry And the lie in!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Its been one of those days... Ready for a drink or two. Sod it- I'l have one of everything from above please!
Crikey mate I didn't have you down as the Champagne cocktails type but whatever you require?
Maybe just start with a jagarbomb and see how you get on? "
Have one with me and you've got yourself a deal! Infact lets get a round in! Who's for a jaegarbomb? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Its been one of those days... Ready for a drink or two. Sod it- I'l have one of everything from above please!
Crikey mate I didn't have you down as the Champagne cocktails type but whatever you require?
Maybe just start with a jagarbomb and see how you get on?
Have one with me and you've got yourself a deal! Infact lets get a round in! Who's for a jaegarbomb? "
No chance I hate lager!
I will have a shot though x |
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