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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hi. I was watching a video on FB this morning which was part of a medical documentary.
A man presented at A&E with the handle of a toilet brush stuck up his arse. Doctors were trying to work out how to remove it in case it had caused damage.
So my question is. What have you inserted into yourself that you have had difficulty removing and maybe even required help?
Gareth |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Mine doesn't count then. I trod on a pitch folk buried in some straw. The tip went through the sole of my shoe and into my foot. Not recommended and was slightly painful having someone saw the handle down shorter so I could fit in the car to go to a&e  |
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I fail to see how any insertion can be accidental...... 
'Oh doctor, you wouldn't believe what happened........I was holding the toilet brush in preparation to scrub away a paticularly pebble dashed pan and I tripped, spun round during the fall and it ended up rammed 8 inches up my arse' |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Define where on the body OP!
Orifices"
As a child I've had all manner of things stuck in my nose abs ears!! Never inserted something yet that has never come out!! The cucumber was pretty moist the other week though  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I fail to see how any insertion can be accidental......
'Oh doctor, you wouldn't believe what happened........I was holding the toilet brush in preparation to scrub away a paticularly pebble dashed pan and I tripped, spun round during the fall and it ended up rammed 8 inches up my arse' "
This guy said he fell off the toilet  |
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In A&E, you would be amazed what people 'accidentally fall onto'. They fall back onto wine bottles, any phallic shaped object really. The best one was a cut glass crystal whisky glass  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I fail to see how any insertion can be accidental......
'Oh doctor, you wouldn't believe what happened........I was holding the toilet brush in preparation to scrub away a paticularly pebble dashed pan and I tripped, spun round during the fall and it ended up rammed 8 inches up my arse' "
Exactly this |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi. I was watching a video on FB this morning which was part of a medical documentary.
A man presented at A&E with the handle of a toilet brush stuck up his arse. Doctors were trying to work out how to remove it in case it had caused damage.
So my question is. What have you inserted into yourself that you have had difficulty removing and maybe even required help?
Gareth"
Well,,,,there was this one time when I was hovering the curtains in the nude (like you do),standing on a chair which wobbled,,,I fell back and landed on a bottle,,resulting in the screw top getting stuck up my bum,
In A+E they just pushed the bottle back in,a quarter turn and pulled it out
again.....
(verrry)loosely based on a true story....which happened to someone else,,not me (it was the local vicar,really).
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I saw one years ago where some guy went to a&e with a jam jar stuck in his ass, they filled it with plaster of Paris put a handle in let it set and then pulled it back out Ouch!!! LoL |
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Can't see how anyone can "accident" insert something like that inside them??
I've never put anything inside me that wasn't made to go in there!
Did once see a tv prog where a guy had stuffed a kids action figure up his arse!!!! Wtf |
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