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Brew for me....in fact shall I get in the kitchen and start the breakfasts? I have got a batch of double yolk duck eggs and some lovely chestnut mushrooms  |
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over a year ago
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"Brew for me....in fact shall I get in the kitchen and start the breakfasts? I have got a batch of double yolk duck eggs and some lovely chestnut mushrooms "
No yolk for me and a latte please good lad   |
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over a year ago
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"Brew for me....in fact shall I get in the kitchen and start the breakfasts? I have got a batch of double yolk duck eggs and some lovely chestnut mushrooms "
Yes please, can you bring me mine to my bed  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oii you lot whose corner ya going in..never mind the bloody drinks...lol.
Im in the right corner, now stop bloody slacking"
Bossy git this morning aint we....goes off to re boil kettle and do orders |
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"Oii you lot whose corner ya going in..never mind the bloody drinks...lol.
Im in the right corner, now stop bloody slacking
Bossy git this morning aint we....goes off to re boil kettle and do orders"
I have a paddle waiting.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oii you lot whose corner ya going in..never mind the bloody drinks...lol.
Im in the right corner, now stop bloody slacking
Bossy git this morning aint we....goes off to re boil kettle and do orders"
il give you a hand because im nice like that..oh after you have made me a coffee of course |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oii you lot whose corner ya going in..never mind the bloody drinks...lol.
Im in the right corner, now stop bloody slacking
Bossy git this morning aint we....goes off to re boil kettle and do orders
I have a paddle waiting...."
And I Sir have the ass |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oii you lot whose corner ya going in..never mind the bloody drinks...lol.
Im in the right corner, now stop bloody slacking
Bossy git this morning aint we....goes off to re boil kettle and do orders
il give you a hand because im nice like that..oh after you have made me a coffee of course "
Morning lovely  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll go anywhere miss!
You can help me serve this lot if you don't mind lovely then we can perv em at the same time 
On it!!"
Knew I could rely on you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oii you lot whose corner ya going in..never mind the bloody drinks...lol.
Im in the right corner, now stop bloody slacking
Bossy git this morning aint we....goes off to re boil kettle and do orders
il give you a hand because im nice like that..oh after you have made me a coffee of course
Morning lovely "
morning darl |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oii you lot whose corner ya going in..never mind the bloody drinks...lol.
Im in the right corner, now stop bloody slacking
Bossy git this morning aint we....goes off to re boil kettle and do orders
il give you a hand because im nice like that..oh after you have made me a coffee of course
Morning lovely
morning darl"
Are we grandchild free today |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anyway onto the ranting.... Am i the only husband on here who feels undermined by men who message their wives? I'm not talking about the sexy stuff. I'm talking about the "ah babe we could just cuddle up and do whatever" or "i know you don't want to meet but I'm not like all those other guys" or "i know your husband doesn't like me but maybe we can meet up without him knowing?". There's a lot more of course but i find myself thinking "you know she's married if she wants to do lovey dovey stuff she has a husband so kindly fuck off!". I find it's REALLY putting me off the whole idea of swinging but i don't know if I'm being rational or a twat! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Anyway onto the ranting.... Am i the only husband on here who feels undermined by men who message their wives? I'm not talking about the sexy stuff. I'm talking about the "ah babe we could just cuddle up and do whatever" or "i know you don't want to meet but I'm not like all those other guys" or "i know your husband doesn't like me but maybe we can meet up without him knowing?". There's a lot more of course but i find myself thinking "you know she's married if she wants to do lovey dovey stuff she has a husband so kindly fuck off!". I find it's REALLY putting me off the whole idea of swinging but i don't know if I'm being rational or a twat!"
And breath...ok fabsters to a vote is Clem bein rational or a twat...
Thumbs up twat
Big smiley rational... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right please
Tea or coffee, gin?
Gin  takes my lovely assistant to one side to explain this is a alcohol free post and no gin is served... "
Ahhhh I quit!!! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anyway onto the ranting.... Am i the only husband on here who feels undermined by men who message their wives? I'm not talking about the sexy stuff. I'm talking about the "ah babe we could just cuddle up and do whatever" or "i know you don't want to meet but I'm not like all those other guys" or "i know your husband doesn't like me but maybe we can meet up without him knowing?". There's a lot more of course but i find myself thinking "you know she's married if she wants to do lovey dovey stuff she has a husband so kindly fuck off!". I find it's REALLY putting me off the whole idea of swinging but i don't know if I'm being rational or a twat!
And breath...ok fabsters to a vote is Clem bein rational or a twat...
Thumbs up twat
Big smiley rational..."
these messages really winds up the otherhalf! The 'fancy a fuck' are just funny! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right please
Tea or coffee, gin?
Gin takes my lovely assistant to one side to explain this is a alcohol free post and no gin is served...
Ahhhh I quit!!! Lol"
Pfft part timer  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cappuccino please extra shot
Have you got three arms?! I got a message from you as this came through?! A man that can multi task!!!! Yay!"
Lol I'm just that good |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cappuccino please extra shot
Have you got three arms?! I got a message from you as this came through?! A man that can multi task!!!! Yay!
Lol I'm just that good"
Can't wait to find out!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cappuccino please extra shot
Have you got three arms?! I got a message from you as this came through?! A man that can multi task!!!! Yay!
Lol I'm just that good
Can't wait to find out!!! "
Oii you quit missy ...now leave the kitchen and flirt in the right hand corner |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cappuccino please extra shot
Have you got three arms?! I got a message from you as this came through?! A man that can multi task!!!! Yay!
Lol I'm just that good
Can't wait to find out!!!
Oii you quit missy ...now leave the kitchen and flirt in the right hand corner "
Oh for goodness sake you try and flirt and get hassle!! Did I ever get my latte woman?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cappuccino please extra shot
Have you got three arms?! I got a message from you as this came through?! A man that can multi task!!!! Yay!
Lol I'm just that good
Can't wait to find out!!!
Oii you quit missy ...now leave the kitchen and flirt in the right hand corner
Oh for goodness sake you try and flirt and get hassle!! Did I ever get my latte woman?! "
Yes but ya too busy flirting its probably gone cold ..serves ya right tho..serving gin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cappuccino please extra shot
Have you got three arms?! I got a message from you as this came through?! A man that can multi task!!!! Yay!
Lol I'm just that good
Can't wait to find out!!!
Oii you quit missy ...now leave the kitchen and flirt in the right hand corner
Oh for goodness sake you try and flirt and get hassle!! Did I ever get my latte woman?!
Yes but ya too busy flirting its probably gone cold ..serves ya right tho..serving gin "
It's cold this morning!! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cappuccino please extra shot
Have you got three arms?! I got a message from you as this came through?! A man that can multi task!!!! Yay!
Lol I'm just that good
Can't wait to find out!!!
Oii you quit missy ...now leave the kitchen and flirt in the right hand corner
Oh for goodness sake you try and flirt and get hassle!! Did I ever get my latte woman?!
Yes but ya too busy flirting its probably gone cold ..serves ya right tho..serving gin
It's cold this morning!! Lol"
So get a thermal vest on over those bosoms your flaunting young lady ..not bloody gin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cappuccino please extra shot
Have you got three arms?! I got a message from you as this came through?! A man that can multi task!!!! Yay!
Lol I'm just that good
Can't wait to find out!!!
Oii you quit missy ...now leave the kitchen and flirt in the right hand corner
Oh for goodness sake you try and flirt and get hassle!! Did I ever get my latte woman?!
Yes but ya too busy flirting its probably gone cold ..serves ya right tho..serving gin
It's cold this morning!! Lol
So get a thermal vest on over those bosoms your flaunting young lady ..not bloody gin "
Blame PB for the boobage, he asked for bangers!! I live to please... |
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"Anyway onto the ranting.... Am i the only husband on here who feels undermined by men who message their wives? I'm not talking about the sexy stuff. I'm talking about the "ah babe we could just cuddle up and do whatever" or "i know you don't want to meet but I'm not like all those other guys" or "i know your husband doesn't like me but maybe we can meet up without him knowing?". There's a lot more of course but i find myself thinking "you know she's married if she wants to do lovey dovey stuff she has a husband so kindly fuck off!". I find it's REALLY putting me off the whole idea of swinging but i don't know if I'm being rational or a twat!"
Is your wife hot? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you have anything for a bad head?
I'll be over here on the right as ranting is too much this morning for me."
You're user name cracks me up every time I see it as you were |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cappuccino please extra shot
Have you got three arms?! I got a message from you as this came through?! A man that can multi task!!!! Yay!
Lol I'm just that good
Can't wait to find out!!!
Oii you quit missy ...now leave the kitchen and flirt in the right hand corner
Oh for goodness sake you try and flirt and get hassle!! Did I ever get my latte woman?!
Yes but ya too busy flirting its probably gone cold ..serves ya right tho..serving gin
It's cold this morning!! Lol
So get a thermal vest on over those bosoms your flaunting young lady ..not bloody gin
Blame PB for the boobage, he asked for bangers!! I live to please..."
Hussy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cappuccino please extra shot
Have you got three arms?! I got a message from you as this came through?! A man that can multi task!!!! Yay!
Lol I'm just that good
Can't wait to find out!!!
Oii you quit missy ...now leave the kitchen and flirt in the right hand corner
Oh for goodness sake you try and flirt and get hassle!! Did I ever get my latte woman?!
Yes but ya too busy flirting its probably gone cold ..serves ya right tho..serving gin
It's cold this morning!! Lol
So get a thermal vest on over those bosoms your flaunting young lady ..not bloody gin
Blame PB for the boobage, he asked for bangers!! I live to please...
Hussy "
There's always room for more... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cappuccino please extra shot
Have you got three arms?! I got a message from you as this came through?! A man that can multi task!!!! Yay!
Lol I'm just that good
Can't wait to find out!!!
Oii you quit missy ...now leave the kitchen and flirt in the right hand corner
Oh for goodness sake you try and flirt and get hassle!! Did I ever get my latte woman?!
Yes but ya too busy flirting its probably gone cold ..serves ya right tho..serving gin
It's cold this morning!! Lol
So get a thermal vest on over those bosoms your flaunting young lady ..not bloody gin
Blame PB for the boobage, he asked for bangers!! I live to please...
Hussy
There's always room for more... "
Did you say pretty please tho |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Speaking of tea, I just complained because the coffee machine charged me but didn't give me tea. The lovely catering staff gave me tea though so all is right with the world |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Speaking of tea, I just complained because the coffee machine charged me but didn't give me tea. The lovely catering staff gave me tea though so all is right with the world"
Phew |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Speaking of tea, I just complained because the coffee machine charged me but didn't give me tea. The lovely catering staff gave me tea though so all is right with the world
Phew"
Hugs. Good morning lovely |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cappuccino please extra shot
Have you got three arms?! I got a message from you as this came through?! A man that can multi task!!!! Yay!
Lol I'm just that good
Can't wait to find out!!!
Oii you quit missy ...now leave the kitchen and flirt in the right hand corner
Oh for goodness sake you try and flirt and get hassle!! Did I ever get my latte woman?!
Yes but ya too busy flirting its probably gone cold ..serves ya right tho..serving gin
It's cold this morning!! Lol
So get a thermal vest on over those bosoms your flaunting young lady ..not bloody gin
Blame PB for the boobage, he asked for bangers!! I live to please...
Hussy
There's always room for more...
Did you say pretty please tho "
Pretty please? I'll say it! X |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Speaking of tea, I just complained because the coffee machine charged me but didn't give me tea. The lovely catering staff gave me tea though so all is right with the world
Phew
Hugs. Good morning lovely"
Morning |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cappuccino please extra shot
Have you got three arms?! I got a message from you as this came through?! A man that can multi task!!!! Yay!
Lol I'm just that good
Can't wait to find out!!!
Oii you quit missy ...now leave the kitchen and flirt in the right hand corner
Oh for goodness sake you try and flirt and get hassle!! Did I ever get my latte woman?!
Yes but ya too busy flirting its probably gone cold ..serves ya right tho..serving gin
It's cold this morning!! Lol
So get a thermal vest on over those bosoms your flaunting young lady ..not bloody gin
Blame PB for the boobage, he asked for bangers!! I live to please...
Hussy
There's always room for more...
Did you say pretty please tho
Pretty please? I'll say it! X"
Blimey woman u have been on the gin aint ya x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Morning Zoya... In that case, I'll just sit comfortably in the middle
Oh no sitting on the bench lovely hahaha x
But I want to do both x"
Since its you ...go on then x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll go right & sit on Mr Throbb's knee & I've got green tea so he can shut up moaning"
About time got some decent staff around here thanks . My throats as dry as a vultures crotch |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do you have anything for a bad head?
I'll be over here on the right as ranting is too much this morning for me.
You're user name cracks me up every time I see it as you were "
Glad to be of service ma'am |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll go right & sit on Mr Throbb's knee & I've got green tea so he can shut up moaning
About time got some decent staff around here thanks . My throats as dry as a vultures crotch"
OIIIIII |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cappuccino please extra shot
Have you got three arms?! I got a message from you as this came through?! A man that can multi task!!!! Yay!
Lol I'm just that good
Can't wait to find out!!!
Oii you quit missy ...now leave the kitchen and flirt in the right hand corner
Oh for goodness sake you try and flirt and get hassle!! Did I ever get my latte woman?!
Yes but ya too busy flirting its probably gone cold ..serves ya right tho..serving gin
It's cold this morning!! Lol
So get a thermal vest on over those bosoms your flaunting young lady ..not bloody gin
Blame PB for the boobage, he asked for bangers!! I live to please...
Hussy
There's always room for more...
Did you say pretty please tho
Pretty please? I'll say it! X
Blimey woman u have been on the gin aint ya x"
I'm fresh out! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cappuccino please extra shot
Have you got three arms?! I got a message from you as this came through?! A man that can multi task!!!! Yay!
Lol I'm just that good
Can't wait to find out!!!
Oii you quit missy ...now leave the kitchen and flirt in the right hand corner
Oh for goodness sake you try and flirt and get hassle!! Did I ever get my latte woman?!
Yes but ya too busy flirting its probably gone cold ..serves ya right tho..serving gin
It's cold this morning!! Lol
So get a thermal vest on over those bosoms your flaunting young lady ..not bloody gin
Blame PB for the boobage, he asked for bangers!! I live to please...
Hussy
There's always room for more...
Did you say pretty please tho
Pretty please? I'll say it! X
Blimey woman u have been on the gin aint ya x
I'm fresh out!"
Not surprised |
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"Cappuccino please extra shot
Have you got three arms?! I got a message from you as this came through?! A man that can multi task!!!! Yay!
Lol I'm just that good
Can't wait to find out!!!
Oii you quit missy ...now leave the kitchen and flirt in the right hand corner
Oh for goodness sake you try and flirt and get hassle!! Did I ever get my latte woman?!
Yes but ya too busy flirting its probably gone cold ..serves ya right tho..serving gin
It's cold this morning!! Lol
So get a thermal vest on over those bosoms your flaunting young lady ..not bloody gin
Blame PB for the boobage, he asked for bangers!! I live to please...
Hussy
There's always room for more...
Did you say pretty please tho
Pretty please? I'll say it! X
Blimey woman u have been on the gin aint ya x
I'm fresh out!
Not surprised "
I have gin |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cappuccino please extra shot
Have you got three arms?! I got a message from you as this came through?! A man that can multi task!!!! Yay!
Lol I'm just that good
Can't wait to find out!!!
Oii you quit missy ...now leave the kitchen and flirt in the right hand corner
Oh for goodness sake you try and flirt and get hassle!! Did I ever get my latte woman?!
Yes but ya too busy flirting its probably gone cold ..serves ya right tho..serving gin
It's cold this morning!! Lol
So get a thermal vest on over those bosoms your flaunting young lady ..not bloody gin
Blame PB for the boobage, he asked for bangers!! I live to please...
Hussy
There's always room for more...
Did you say pretty please tho
Pretty please? I'll say it! X
Blimey woman u have been on the gin aint ya x
I'm fresh out!
Not surprised
I have gin "
Shh don't encourage her |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cappuccino please extra shot
Have you got three arms?! I got a message from you as this came through?! A man that can multi task!!!! Yay!
Lol I'm just that good
Can't wait to find out!!!
Oii you quit missy ...now leave the kitchen and flirt in the right hand corner
Oh for goodness sake you try and flirt and get hassle!! Did I ever get my latte woman?!
Yes but ya too busy flirting its probably gone cold ..serves ya right tho..serving gin
It's cold this morning!! Lol
So get a thermal vest on over those bosoms your flaunting young lady ..not bloody gin
Blame PB for the boobage, he asked for bangers!! I live to please..."
*takes note* |
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"Brew for me....in fact shall I get in the kitchen and start the breakfasts? I have got a batch of double yolk duck eggs and some lovely chestnut mushrooms
Yes please, can you bring me mine to my bed "
No problem |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thanks Zoya, unfortunately we are both professional cat burglars and we'll be coming in you back door when you least expect us x "
Im sure you are not the only people who want to come in Zoyas back door hehe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll take a cuppa tea please squire....ta very much.
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.ok rant...Why can't people use indicators properly on roundabouts........they enter roundabout,indicator on to come all the way round,but wait,no.it appears they are turning off.......while still indicating to progress round the roundabout.roundabouts were invented to progress the flow of traffic,not to give us all a mega game of "guess where".......rant over......oh goody now perving |
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