"There was a young guy from Aberystwyth
Who had a gun that he very often missed with
While shooting one day
His grip went astray
And shot off the thing that he pissed with"
That has made me lol for real  |
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By *onnie55Man
over a year ago
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"There was a young guy from Aberystwyth
Who had a gun that he very often missed with
While shooting one day
His grip went astray
And shot off the thing that he pissed with
That has made me lol for real "
Why, thank you, kind lady! Shakespeare next stop! Not! Lol.. |
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"If this goes pear-shaped it wasn't my idea 
A thread that is shaped like a pear
Can only be blamed on a pair
Of people on here
Who drink too much beer
And make everyone else stop and stare "
I'm not drinking the beer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In Cloud Cuckoo Land to the North West,
You'll find an old fool with a hairy chest.
He's known on Fab as Doc,
But frankly that's just a crock,
As his Snake Oil and Brain Farts can attest. |
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