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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Are they found classically attractive, because they highlight a mind which is not only capable of correctly analysing an issue, breaking it down and addressing it appropriately, but is also capable of doing it quickly and even rubbing a little entertainment value into the process, a bit like the Milk Tray man arriving to fix your TV the moment you put your phone down, then leaving you a box of chocolates on departure? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any man that brings chocolate is attractive. Never mind the quick wit.
But surely a fast chocolate delivery trumps a slower one?"
Depends how much i have in reserves |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Any man that brings chocolate is attractive. Never mind the quick wit.
But surely a fast chocolate delivery trumps a slower one?"
That depends on the quality and quantity of the chocolate...a chocolate M&M in 3 minutes does not trump a whole selection box in 10... |
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By *essiCouple
over a year ago
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"Any man that brings chocolate is attractive. Never mind the quick wit.
But surely a fast chocolate delivery trumps a slower one?
That depends on the quality and quantity of the chocolate...a chocolate M&M in 3 minutes does not trump a whole selection box in 10..."
And if it's green and blacks 90% dark chocolate, say no more.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Any man that brings chocolate is attractive. Never mind the quick wit.
But surely a fast chocolate delivery trumps a slower one?
That depends on the quality and quantity of the chocolate...a chocolate M&M in 3 minutes does not trump a whole selection box in 10...
And if it's green and blacks 90% dark chocolate, say no more...."
I dont buy chocolate often. But when I do, I know an amazing independent handmade chocolate company..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Any man that brings chocolate is attractive. Never mind the quick wit.
But surely a fast chocolate delivery trumps a slower one?
That depends on the quality and quantity of the chocolate...a chocolate M&M in 3 minutes does not trump a whole selection box in 10..."
True, I addressed her statement as I felt it was an over-simplification.
On the subject of the level of animal magnetism a chocolate delivery man may or may not possess, there are many issues which must be considered - not all couriers of coco derived consumables are equal. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Any man that brings chocolate is attractive. Never mind the quick wit.
But surely a fast chocolate delivery trumps a slower one?
That depends on the quality and quantity of the chocolate...a chocolate M&M in 3 minutes does not trump a whole selection box in 10...
True, I addressed her statement as I felt it was an over-simplification.
On the subject of the level of animal magnetism a chocolate delivery man may or may not possess, there are many issues which must be considered - not all couriers of coco derived consumables are equal."
An over simplification?.....it was a joke  |
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"Are they found classically attractive, because they highlight a mind which is not only capable of correctly analysing an issue, breaking it down and addressing it appropriately, but is also capable of doing it quickly and even rubbing a little entertainment value into the process, a bit like the Milk Tray man arriving to fix your TV the moment you put your phone down, then leaving you a box of chocolates on departure?"
This is too complicated for my tiny brain to cope with |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"But surely a fast chocolate delivery trumps a slower one?
Trumps are usually a sure sign that a fast chocolate delivery is on the way   "
Or a bean delivery  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How can a thread about wit morph into one about farting so quickly? "
Wit morph? He was the evil one wasn't he? I wonder what happened to him after Tony died.. |
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"How can a thread about wit morph into one about farting so quickly?
Wit morph? He was the evil one wasn't he? I wonder what happened to him after Tony died.."
Probably killed ordinary morph by feeding him into an electric pencil sharpener |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How can a thread about wit morph into one about farting so quickly?
Wit morph? He was the evil one wasn't he? I wonder what happened to him after Tony died..
Probably killed ordinary morph by feeding him into an electric pencil sharpener "
Chas!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How can a thread about wit morph into one about farting so quickly?
Wit morph? He was the evil one wasn't he? I wonder what happened to him after Tony died..
Probably killed ordinary morph by feeding him into an electric pencil sharpener
Chas!!!"
Dave's mate?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How can a thread about wit morph into one about farting so quickly?
Wit morph? He was the evil one wasn't he? I wonder what happened to him after Tony died..
Probably killed ordinary morph by feeding him into an electric pencil sharpener
Chas!!!
Dave's mate??"
No! Morph's brother white morph! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How can a thread about wit morph into one about farting so quickly?
Wit morph? He was the evil one wasn't he? I wonder what happened to him after Tony died..
Probably killed ordinary morph by feeding him into an electric pencil sharpener
Chas!!!
Dave's mate??
No! Morph's brother white morph!"
The one who looked like white dog poo! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How can a thread about wit morph into one about farting so quickly?
Wit morph? He was the evil one wasn't he? I wonder what happened to him after Tony died..
Probably killed ordinary morph by feeding him into an electric pencil sharpener
Chas!!!
Dave's mate??
No! Morph's brother white morph!
The one who looked like white dog poo! "
Magic white dog poo you don't see it anymore.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Magic white dog poo you don't see it anymore....
The amount it gets mentioned on here, you'd think it was the only thing anyone remembered about the 70s"
For those that were there, it might be the only thing they want to remember!  |
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