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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Complete the following sentence:
You know your meet is going to go horribly wrong when....
(Usual disclaimers...fun only, any resemblance to any actual meet/fabber, living or UNLOS is entirely coincidental) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The picture your saw was clearly taken ten years ago before they discovered pies"
I had a POF date like that a few years ago.. pics 7 stone out of date...I didn't stick around..  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"They chopped chillies before leaving their house 
That happened to me in the summer, made my eyes water......"
Dont worry. I will wash my hands. Twice  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They throw a shitty when they ask if they can film the meet and you say 'no'
They announce that they have invited someone else round and assume you will be OK with it
The police turn up and he does a runner
They say 'don't worry about the noise upstairs it's just my disabled daughter and she can't get down on her own'
(all real life examples ) |
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Strict mistress turned out to have cropped hair, bull neck, horn rims, vest and flat chest, wrestlers arms, and explained that her husband was happy for her to meet others as he was not into kink. I fled almost throwing up on the way.
I promise this is in no way exagerated.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"She has a collection of pickled willies on a shelf in her bedroom. "
Or he has a collection of all his exes toys...with little plaques amd commemorative pictures under each |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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She invites you round for an evening of kinky fuckery then freaks out as it is the anniversary of the date her ex violently raped her...which she forgot to mention...
(Yup this happened...non fab before anyone asks...) |
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