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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Following on from Jennij's Bonfire thread, how would you describe yourself or your sex life if it was a firework?
Would it be like a spectacular rocket exploding into a cascade of glittering shimmering stars, or more of a damp squib that fizzes away culminating in a disappointing 'pop'?
Bonus marks for the first person who says they can make onlookers go 'oooh' and 'ahhhh'  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm one of those where you think 'has it gone out?' then go to take a closer look and all of a sudden it goes off in your face .."
That's what happened to me but in real life substitute arm for face then a a ten foot flight through the air  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm one of those where you think 'has it gone out?' then go to take a closer look and all of a sudden it goes off in your face ..
That's what happened to me but in real life substitute arm for face then a a ten foot flight through the air "
 blimey! You were lucky then! (Well obviously you weren't but you know what I mean! It could have been a lot worse!) Yes take care everyone!!!
And look out for hedgehogs in bonfires too!  |
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"I'm one of those where you think 'has it gone out?' then go to take a closer look and all of a sudden it goes off in your face ..
That's what happened to me but in real life substitute arm for face then a a ten foot flight through the air
blimey! You were lucky then! (Well obviously you weren't but you know what I mean! It could have been a lot worse!) Yes take care everyone!!!
And look out for hedgehogs in bonfires too! "
yep jeep an eye out for our prickly chums |
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I'm the last one in the box that your dad bought in 1987 that was so disappointing your mum declared that you were all "just bloody paying the entrance fee" and going to a public display the next year. Ac |
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At parties my playmate and I sense a gentle quietness from onlookers, amazed that the show goes on so long and awaiting the final explosion of stars, spreading all over the over the actors. then everyone wants to join in and be part of the show. (honest)
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"I'm the last one in the box that your dad bought in 1987 that was so disappointing your mum declared that you were all "just bloody paying the entrance fee" and going to a public display the next year. Ac"
That's me too. |
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