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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has anybody seen my cock?
A big Rhode Island Red.
It's mostly pink with a little bit of blue,
And purple on the top.
It stands right up in the morning
And gives my wife a shock.
Has anybody seen, has anybody seen,
Has anybody seen my cock? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Everything looks small when hanging from a 6'7" body. "
the way you said that made me think of people swinging from your cock like a monkey bar 
yes, I'm weird lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Having a big cock is one thing but knowing how to use it is another !
oh hello lovely. that counts me out then  "
Personally I don't like huge ones lol X but then we all have our preferences X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does size matter and what would a good size be"
Doesn't matter what anyone says: you're stuck with who you've got. Learn how to talk to females, learn what makes them feel nice, learn how to make them relax and smile.
Fucking is so much more than sticking your cock in something and jiggling about until you cum. In fact it isn't about you at all. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Having a big cock is one thing but knowing how to use it is another !
oh hello lovely. that counts me out then
Personally I don't like huge ones lol X but then we all have our preferences X "
I've only had one, so not experienced enough to have an opinion  x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does size matter and what would a good size be
9x9 apparently
There's no other way. You only live once. 
-Courtney"
you gotta abbreviate to yolo  sooooo uncool  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Having a big cock is one thing but knowing how to use it is another !
oh hello lovely. that counts me out then
Personally I don't like huge ones lol X but then we all have our preferences X "
thanks so size does not matter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Having a big cock is one thing but knowing how to use it is another !
oh hello lovely. that counts me out then
Personally I don't like huge ones lol X but then we all have our preferences X thanks so size does not matter"
We are all individuals with different preferences X |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Having a big cock is one thing but knowing how to use it is another !
oh hello lovely. that counts me out then
Personally I don't like huge ones lol X but then we all have our preferences X thanks so size does not matter
We are all individuals with different preferences X "
thanks so its how you use it |
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"my beliefe is on the web about cock size the women what men to be over 8" i think loll
Read it three times, still not sure what you mean."
They're all the right words, but not necessarily in the right order (M&W, 1977) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does size matter and what would a good size be
Doesn't matter what anyone says: you're stuck with who you've got. Learn how to talk to females, learn what makes them feel nice, learn how to make them relax and smile.
Fucking is so much more than sticking your cock in something and jiggling about until you cum. In fact it isn't about you at all. "
well hello mr thing two ... i dont think we have been acquainted but i like your style  |
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"Not the size of the ship but the motion in the ocean...wooohoooo"
Well you're hardly going to stick your "ship" in and leave it motionless...
These aphorisms sound slick & smart but not when you think about them for 5 seconds or so... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does size matter and what would a good size be"
If someone gives you the absolute perfect measurements for the ideal cocksize for most women are you going to grind yours down or glue on extra bits till it's just right? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Be damn boring if we were all the same....like us lads having choice of boobs. For example anymore than a handful us a waste or huge that you can motorboat and get lost. All about choice and excitment |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does size matter and what would a good size be
If someone gives you the absolute perfect measurements for the ideal cocksize for most women are you going to grind yours down or glue on extra bits till it's just right?"
A really really devious part of me would love to see this happen. 
-Courtney |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nah.
9 inches or gtfo.
-Courtney
Bucket "
That's what fists are for! Lol
Like others have said. ..... you're stuck with what you got, just don't watch too much porn.
No more than twice a day definitely.  |
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"Went to the library yesterday and learned I could have my penis enlarged...
... ended up getting thrown out for 'inappropriate use of the photocopier'"
Had a fifty pound note tattooed on my penis, now i can watch my money grow. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And OP, dissatisfied with the lack of cock worship on Fab, left the site.
Ooooppppssss another one bites the dust "
I gave him a respectful send off i think. Off to find others who have gone the same way... |
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