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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who's that at the door?" "A lady with a pram" "well tell her to push off"
I had the embarrassment of telling this joke on a CITV kids show called "who's next?" I was 6 at the time.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My Mrs has recently asked me to take up boxing and start calling her Adrian, don't think I want to.
Is this the end of our relationship or are we just going through a Rocky patch? |
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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago
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2 pensioners are enjoying oral sex together.
the old man says 'I can't stay down here for too long, it stinks!"
the old lady replies.. "sorry, its my arthritis."
the old man says "what, arthritis in your vagina??"
"no, you idiot!" replies the lady, "the arthritis is in my shoulder... I can't wipe my arse!!" |
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