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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

So u look at matches and meets etc, see someone u fancy looking at, click on em and their profile goes on and on and on about 25 paragraphs long

Does anyone actually read it all or are u like me, read first lines, get bored and move on?

No need for all that

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

If someone can't take two minutes to read my profile then I know where not compatable straight away so it works as a filter

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

mines long if men wont read it then I take it they wont take time in bed therefore I wont be interested in meeting

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So u look at matches and meets etc, see someone u fancy looking at, click on em and their profile goes on and on and on about 25 paragraphs long

Does anyone actually read it all or are u like me, read first lines, get bored and move on?

No need for all that

"

School boy error.....

You need to realise those long winded profiles often contain a code word to put as the message title, otherwise you will" be deleted or blocked"

Take some sage advice... Read the top bit n the bottom bit. The middle bit is usually a pile of tosh

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By *udistnorthantsMan  over a year ago

Desborough


"If someone can't take two minutes to read my profile then I know where not compatable straight away so it works as a filter

"

This

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If someone can't take two minutes to read my profile then I know where not compatable straight away so it works as a filter

"

My profile is half a dozen lines long, yet people clearly can't even read that!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can't be arsed with war and peace profiles myself so just glaze over and lose interest because they're usually full of rules,regulations and whinges and that's boring

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If someone can't take two minutes to read my profile then I know where not compatable straight away so it works as a filter

This "

Just out of interest do you come with a manual for us blokes to read , so we know what we are doing. So we need to show our reading abilities prior to meeting ,

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By *entaur_UKMan  over a year ago

Cannock


"So u look at matches and meets etc, see someone u fancy looking at, click on em and their profile goes on and on and on about 25 paragraphs long

Does anyone actually read it all or are u like me, read first lines, get bored and move on?

No need for all that

"

If it's someone you really fancy then why wouldn't you want to find out more about them?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I however treat a lady's profile like a fine wine, take your time, enjoy it... Digest it and let it make you feel warm inside..... Is that the correct answer Kazza( obviously if I hadn't read your profile is not of known u are not a fan of nicknames...!all in jest honest !)

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I'm a fast reader and skim and pick out bits., and some are good

But a few really are long for no need.

And south Sydney uni seem to get a lot of warnings

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By *onyneMan  over a year ago

Newcastle

It's good to read a lengthier profile...can work out more about what people are like and take things from there.

Short ones are fine too...Whatever length I will read just to get an idea...

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

Keep it short, sweet and to the point.

imo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's good to read a lengthier profile...can work out more about what people are like and take things from there.

Short ones are fine too...Whatever length I will read just to get an idea..."

So what you are saying is, size doesn't matter?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lol I just read a couple of lines and scroll down to the bottom of the page to where it says something like 'type this word in you're message if you've read my profile' lol

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I tend not to send preemptive messages anymore like I did about 5 or 6 years ago, but yes I still look at and read profiles.

Maybe I'm a boring bastard with too much time on my hands.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lol I just read a couple of lines and scroll down to the bottom of the page to where it says something like 'type this word in you're message if you've read my profile' lol "

How does that approach work for you?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

I know straight away of someone has read my profile or not especially if they don't send a face picture

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By *huramMan  over a year ago

London

Apparently if you're not willing to read a shopping list of demands, this automatically means that you won't be a decent fuck.

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By *dsindyTV/TS  over a year ago

East Lancashire

Profiles are like people......everyone is different and everyone likes different things. Just go with what you like and if some of us like a long read, so be it....enjoy xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lol I just read a couple of lines and scroll down to the bottom of the page to where it says something like 'type this word in you're message if you've read my profile' lol

How does that approach work for you? "

Works just fine for me

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By *sianmale89Man  over a year ago

Stockport

I'd have to say my profile is reasonable at the least not too much or too little...

also reading profiles sure why not its better to read and acknowledge first before messaging some one or talking with them so I have no issues reading a few paragraphs, better safe then sorry IMO.

but if it is overly long to the point where it goes on for ages then I don't bother if it's loooooooads to read.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lol I just read a couple of lines and scroll down to the bottom of the page to where it says something like 'type this word in you're message if you've read my profile' lol "

Life's too short to spend it reading... would rather be fucking instead.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Apparently if you're not willing to read a shopping list of demands, this automatically means that you won't be a decent fuck."

No, it means they're not what you're looking for. When I'm meeting and I actually have my proper profile up, it's blatantly obvious when someone's not read it. If they can't be bothered respect me enough to read it and be what I want, how do I know they'd respect me in person?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

I like my profile, its served me well over the years

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I mean, when I'm at a club, I don't ask for a war n peace detailed description of the person, sometimes a quick look is all u need to know your going to enjoy someone. Same as I don't feel the urge to hug them after. Different strokes for different folks. Some like to get to know a person and connect. Yes no doubt that can make the sex better. Sometimes you wanna cut to the chase...

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I know straight away of someone has read my profile or not especially if they don't send a face picture

"

Supersomething gets away with his googly cock pic, can I get away with my googly eye pic Karen

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If you can't be bothered to read a profile, then move on because you're not interested in them and they probably won't be interested in you...

... but don't waste time whinging about it....

If you've got the time to whinge about it, then you've got the time to read it...!!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I mean, when I'm at a club, I don't ask for a war n peace detailed description of the person, sometimes a quick look is all u need to know your going to enjoy someone. Same as I don't feel the urge to hug them after. Different strokes for different folks. Some like to get to know a person and connect. Yes no doubt that can make the sex better. Sometimes you wanna cut to the chase..."
but a club meet is different to a one on one meet, well it is for me anyway.

If I'm inviting someone to my house I want to know something about them, I want to know we are on the same wave length

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If you can't be bothered to read a profile, then move on because you're not interested in them and they probably won't be interested in you...

... but don't waste time whinging about it....

If you've got the time to whinge about it, then you've got the time to read it...!!!

"

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I know straight away of someone has read my profile or not especially if they don't send a face picture

Supersomething gets away with his googly cock pic, can I get away with my googly eye pic Karen "

not with me he wouldn't though, face picture or no reply

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I suppose it is the value .... What is the value of what is considered a long profile? Do u buy a car by looks alone... I suppose if I want a run about it is appropriate.....

Do u purchase a house by a few visuals and a few lines or go to a lovely restaurant or college or apply for a job based on a few lines?

My body, time and how I like to pleasure a man and be pleased is of high worth to me .... I read all his and view MANY cock pics when one or two would do .... Just because it's FAB doesn't mean I want to get and old banger or run about... I use it as a filter so the result is worthy of his time and mine in a slow ve of paradise ....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If you can't be bothered to read a profile, then move on because you're not interested in them and they probably won't be interested in you...

... but don't waste time whinging about it....

If you've got the time to whinge about it, then you've got the time to read it...!!!

Yeah, your profile is as long as the bible, BUT it's an interesting read. Well thought out and well written. Some, however give me eye ache! There is a difference between long winded and boring, and the type of profile that captivates you.!you mastered it

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I mean, when I'm at a club, I don't ask for a war n peace detailed description of the person, sometimes a quick look is all u need to know your going to enjoy someone. Same as I don't feel the urge to hug them after. Different strokes for different folks. Some like to get to know a person and connect. Yes no doubt that can make the sex better. Sometimes you wanna cut to the chase... but a club meet is different to a one on one meet, well it is for me anyway.

If I'm inviting someone to my house I want to know something about them, I want to know we are on the same wave length "

But if u get talking to someone and u get on, all this stuff will be said anyway.

It's nice to save something to talk about x

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I mean, when I'm at a club, I don't ask for a war n peace detailed description of the person, sometimes a quick look is all u need to know your going to enjoy someone. Same as I don't feel the urge to hug them after. Different strokes for different folks. Some like to get to know a person and connect. Yes no doubt that can make the sex better. Sometimes you wanna cut to the chase... but a club meet is different to a one on one meet, well it is for me anyway.

If I'm inviting someone to my house I want to know something about them, I want to know we are on the same wave length

But if u get talking to someone and u get on, all this stuff will be said anyway.

It's nice to save something to talk about x"

well you might invite people to your house your house you haven't got a "feel" off but I certainly don't, I really couldn't care who doesn't read my profile I'm to busy having fun with the ones that do

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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If I'm inviting someone to my house I want to know something about them, I want to know we are on the same wave length "

I agree .... They are really a stranger in my home .... I want to know something about them.... A club is different X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I mean, when I'm at a club, I don't ask for a war n peace detailed description of the person, sometimes a quick look is all u need to know your going to enjoy someone. Same as I don't feel the urge to hug them after. Different strokes for different folks. Some like to get to know a person and connect. Yes no doubt that can make the sex better. Sometimes you wanna cut to the chase... but a club meet is different to a one on one meet, well it is for me anyway.

If I'm inviting someone to my house I want to know something about them, I want to know we are on the same wave length

But if u get talking to someone and u get on, all this stuff will be said anyway.

It's nice to save something to talk about x"

Couldn't agree more, same as a profile, you would find these things out as you chat and flirt. Rather than rail roading someone for missing out a tiny part of a 10 para. Profile xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I like reading people's profiles. I've probably read everyone's profile on this thread, and on most other threads I post on.

It has served me well, too. I caught someone using one of my pics because I went to read their profile after they commented on a thread I also commented on.

-Courtney

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I know straight away of someone has read my profile or not especially if they don't send a face picture

Supersomething gets away with his googly cock pic, can I get away with my googly eye pic Karen not with me he wouldn't though, face picture or no reply

"

That's cool, I'll match you

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

No what I mean is when u get chatting through messages Ul get to know them.

I never meet or invite if I don't know them properly

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"No what I mean is when u get chatting through messages Ul get to know them.

I never meet or invite if I don't know them properly "

well you do what works for you and I will do what works for me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A couple of lines is enough; you learn about each other through an exchange of messages.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Absolutely, we are all different

As long as everyone's having fun

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I like reading people's profiles. I've probably read everyone's profile on this thread, and on most other threads I post on.

It has served me well, too. I caught someone using one of my pics because I went to read their profile after they commented on a thread I also commented on.

-Courtney"

Iv learned your hubby and I have the same chequered shirt

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A couple of lines is enough; you learn about each other through an exchange of messages. "

That's my point ?

Only u worded it better

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Absolutely, we are all different

As long as everyone's having fun "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I like reading people's profiles. I've probably read everyone's profile on this thread, and on most other threads I post on.

It has served me well, too. I caught someone using one of my pics because I went to read their profile after they commented on a thread I also commented on.

-Courtney

Iv learned your hubby and I have the same chequered shirt "

You have good taste, then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I swear some people come on here just to get the hump.... It's a discussion, it's ok to disagree! You can see by message tone, some people are getting frustrated! End of the day, if your profile works for you, GREAT! That's all that matters

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I like reading people's profiles. I've probably read everyone's profile on this thread, and on most other threads I post on.

It has served me well, too. I caught someone using one of my pics because I went to read their profile after they commented on a thread I also commented on.

-Courtney

Iv learned your hubby and I have the same chequered shirt

You have good taste, then "

It has been said X

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I swear some people come on here just to get the hump.... It's a discussion, it's ok to disagree! You can see by message tone, some people are getting frustrated! End of the day, if your profile works for you, GREAT! That's all that matters "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I only want one thing when someone sends me a message and it's not what most people think it is

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I swear some people come on here just to get the hump.... It's a discussion, it's ok to disagree! You can see by message tone, some people are getting frustrated! End of the day, if your profile works for you, GREAT! That's all that matters "

You do need to trim your profile tho mate.... You started rambling after the second line pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A picture speaks a thousand words... but not on fab lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I only want one thing when someone sends me a message and it's not what most people think it is "

You want people to blatantly lie in your message heading! You mischievous beggar

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I only want one thing when someone sends me a message and it's not what most people think it is "

Is it that you want to be told that Norwich are the best team in the world?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I swear some people come on here just to get the hump.... It's a discussion, it's ok to disagree! You can see by message tone, some people are getting frustrated! End of the day, if your profile works for you, GREAT! That's all that matters

You do need to trim your profile tho mate.... You started rambling after the second line pmsl"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I swear some people come on here just to get the hump.... It's a discussion, it's ok to disagree! You can see by message tone, some people are getting frustrated! End of the day, if your profile works for you, GREAT! That's all that matters

You do need to trim your profile tho mate.... You started rambling after the second line pmsl"

I know ha ha I need to trim a lot of things

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple  over a year ago

Derbyshire


"So u look at matches and meets etc, see someone u fancy looking at, click on em and their profile goes on and on and on about 25 paragraphs long

Does anyone actually read it all or are u like me, read first lines, get bored and move on?

No need for all that "

Ahh but, Pyotr Ilyich, if one doesn't read to the end, then one misses the best bit (unless you want a plot spoiler: Napolean loses )

I may occasionally skip a few bits - mainly the bits about 'no baldies and no short-arses' but you should never give in, that way lies only failure!

Mrs ddc keeps going on at me to insist upon one of those secret passwords, but she refuses to tell me what it is, apparently then it wouldn't be a secret...

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I only want one thing when someone sends me a message and it's not what most people think it is

You want people to blatantly lie in your message heading! You mischievous beggar "

See, that's exactly what I'm talking about. I say it's a joke about that but if you read ALL my profile you'll see the bit I do want in a message.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I swear some people come on here just to get the hump.... It's a discussion, it's ok to disagree! You can see by message tone, some people are getting frustrated! End of the day, if your profile works for you, GREAT! That's all that matters

You do need to trim your profile tho mate.... You started rambling after the second line pmsl

I know ha ha I need to trim a lot of things "

I love the ones that say " will fill in later"

I mean that's practically longer than my finished profile anyway lol.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I only want one thing when someone sends me a message and it's not what most people think it is

You want people to blatantly lie in your message heading! You mischievous beggar

See, that's exactly what I'm talking about. I say it's a joke about that but if you read ALL my profile you'll see the bit I do want in a message."

I have read the whole thing... I was joking X honest G'uvnor

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By *onyneMan  over a year ago

Newcastle

I like reading them, no matter what length...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I only want one thing when someone sends me a message and it's not what most people think it is

You want people to blatantly lie in your message heading! You mischievous beggar

See, that's exactly what I'm talking about. I say it's a joke about that but if you read ALL my profile you'll see the bit I do want in a message."

You want a face pic X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I only want one thing when someone sends me a message and it's not what most people think it is

You want people to blatantly lie in your message heading! You mischievous beggar

See, that's exactly what I'm talking about. I say it's a joke about that but if you read ALL my profile you'll see the bit I do want in a message."

You talked to me before I sent you one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I only want one thing when someone sends me a message and it's not what most people think it is

You want people to blatantly lie in your message heading! You mischievous beggar

See, that's exactly what I'm talking about. I say it's a joke about that but if you read ALL my profile you'll see the bit I do want in a message.

You talked to me before I sent you one "

But I'm not interested in shagging you Courtney

And I'm talking about people who message wanting to meet me for possible sex.

I chat to people on the forums on private about normal things, not because they want to fuck me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

But I'm not interested in shagging you Courtney

"

I'm deeply wounded.

And I know. I just wanted to show I'd read your profile

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Depends what the profile says if it's just a long rant or list of negatives/don't then no I move on.

If it's actually interesting stuff about the person then I read it .

Out of curiosity would anyone say is mine overly long?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Depends what the profile says if it's just a long rant or list of negatives/don't then no I move on.

If it's actually interesting stuff about the person then I read it .

Out of curiosity would anyone say is mine overly long?"

Yes mate,! It's massive

And the profile is fine pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Depends what the profile says if it's just a long rant or list of negatives/don't then no I move on.

If it's actually interesting stuff about the person then I read it .

Out of curiosity would anyone say is mine overly long?"

All I take from your profile is ice cream, bums & BDSM...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Depends what the profile says if it's just a long rant or list of negatives/don't then no I move on.

If it's actually interesting stuff about the person then I read it .

Out of curiosity would anyone say is mine overly long?"

No, it's a very good profile and the pics are bloody sexy too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Depends what the profile says if it's just a long rant or list of negatives/don't then no I move on.

If it's actually interesting stuff about the person then I read it .

Out of curiosity would anyone say is mine overly long?

All I take from your profile is ice cream, bums & BDSM..."

Well if I put high energy plasma physics and children's cartoons people would think I was mad

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By *hiterabbit69Man  over a year ago

Romford

I definitely read all of the long profiles. I usually end up blocking the person after because of their abhorrent use of the English language or their needlessly long list of demands.

I need to join a misanthropic sex site.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

It's easy to read a profile that's the same as the rest, full of clichés, innuendo and suggestive boasts. If you want a 3 minutes poke and blow, you can probably manage with less than 20 word.

But if you're going to get more of your messages read and replied to - common whinge from many - then respect that someone has written their profile that specific way for a purpose. It's important to them and it may be there to either attract or repel someone like you.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Never had any complaints about my profile I get complimented about it more than I get complaints about it...I like it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Depends what the profile says if it's just a long rant or list of negatives/don't then no I move on.

If it's actually interesting stuff about the person then I read it .

Out of curiosity would anyone say is mine overly long?

All I take from your profile is ice cream, bums & BDSM...

Well if I put high energy plasma physics and children's cartoons people would think I was mad"

Actually that makes you sound perfect to us.

People are so afraid of scaring people of on this site everybody ends up being very bland.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's easy to read a profile that's the same as the rest, full of clichés, innuendo and suggestive boasts. If you want a 3 minutes poke and blow, you can probably manage with less than 20 word.

But if you're going to get more of your messages read and replied to - common whinge from many - then respect that someone has written their profile that specific way for a purpose. It's important to them and it may be there to either attract or repel someone like you. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I thought about writing a retort to OP's complaint and to others who agree, but it would end up being too long so they wouldn't read it

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"So u look at matches and meets etc, see someone u fancy looking at, click on em and their profile goes on and on and on about 25 paragraphs long

Does anyone actually read it all or are u like me, read first lines, get bored and move on?

No need for all that

"

Then you'll miss the code word and won't get a meet anyway. It's a self filter. If someone can't be bothered to read my profile then I can't be bothered to meet them.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lol I just read a couple of lines and scroll down to the bottom of the page to where it says something like 'type this word in you're message if you've read my profile' lol

Life's too short to spend it reading... would rather be fucking instead."

Noted.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You mean profiles are meant to be read

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

poor Tolstoy would have so few meets

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By *ordonBennettMan  over a year ago

dover

Our profiles should attract the people we want to meet and longer ones help to repel those we don't want to meet.

So that works just fine

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sorry got bored reading... what was the question again?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You mean profiles are meant to be read "

Take your profile for example, it is perfect!

I clicked on the pics and saw you were someone we'd be interested in - easy on the eye, sexy as hell and you don't mind rope.

Instant interest.

So I scroll down the profile and notice that it's pretty much a novel, but in the first paragraph I can see that you're not meeting, that instantly saves me from having to read any more. Brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The content is what's important to me not the length.

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By *imiUKMan  over a year ago

Hereford

I like a profile, and have never come across one that is more than three paragraphs, which is hardly a novel, is it?

I will definitely read the whole body text but I do tend to skim over the "stuff I'm into" checklist at the bottom.

If it's boring, then I assume that its author is also boring...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Shit mines definitely crap then and far too long

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's such a turn on that someone wants to stick their cock in me but isn't interested in a word I have to say

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's such a turn on that someone wants to stick their cock in me but isn't interested in a word I have to say "

Yours is a bit long though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's such a turn on that someone wants to stick their cock in me but isn't interested in a word I have to say

Yours is a bit long though "

Yeah, it does go on a bit doesn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's such a turn on that someone wants to stick their cock in me but isn't interested in a word I have to say

Yours is a bit long though

Yeah, it does go on a bit doesn't it? "

I know - but people still don't read it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes if I'm interested, if I get bored I'm not that interested. There's some that have bored me I won't lie...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If you stare at my profile long enough you'll see the picture of the sailboat.

Plus there's a secret phrase buried in it that proves you've read it !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yes if I'm interested, if I get bored I'm not that interested. There's some that have bored me I won't lie..."

Sorry

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By *irtyGirlWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh

I like length!

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By *an_LexaCouple  over a year ago

Sunderland

Guess ours is a bit lengthy. I never mind lengthy, its the demands that get me, all the shouty capital letters that put me off.

If I wanted someone to get all Dom with me I'd be arranging our meets on Fet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So u look at matches and meets etc, see someone u fancy looking at, click on em and their profile goes on and on and on about 25 paragraphs long

Does anyone actually read it all or are u like me, read first lines, get bored and move on?

No need for all that

"

read the OP's profile and wondered if he puts the same effort into sex as he does his profile then thought, this man is not for me.

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By *osieWoman  over a year ago

Wembley


"So u look at matches and meets etc, see someone u fancy looking at, click on em and their profile goes on and on and on about 25 paragraphs long

Does anyone actually read it all or are u like me, read first lines, get bored and move on?

No need for all that

"

"I f**k all c**mers"

I guess that is kind of profile guys would like to read

Not toooo long for you, was it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My profile is long . If people can't be bothered to read that's absolutely fine. I like profiles with substance and character . Just my preference . I like to be intrigued and it works well for me . X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yes if I'm interested, if I get bored I'm not that interested. There's some that have bored me I won't lie...

Sorry "

As if I mean you miss

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So u look at matches and meets etc, see someone u fancy looking at, click on em and their profile goes on and on and on about 25 paragraphs long

Does anyone actually read it all or are u like me, read first lines, get bored and move on?

No need for all that

"

Depends if its individual and interesting. Most aren't, and are from the same type of person who I wouldn't want to meet anyway.

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By *uper GranWoman  over a year ago

Lichfield


"So u look at matches and meets etc, see someone u fancy looking at, click on em and their profile goes on and on and on about 25 paragraphs long

Does anyone actually read it all or are u like me, read first lines, get bored and move on?

No need for all that

"

Some people don't read these days surely a page isn't hard and it shows someone has something to say about themselves. Long ones have to be better than lazy fuckers who lack the imagination to spout more than a couple of lines.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can't be arsed with war and peace profiles myself so just glaze over and lose interest because they're usually full of rules,regulations and whinges and that's boring "

This, mostly. I've seen examples on both sides that just come over as aggressive or somewhat entitled, I.e looking to meet man who is tall, muscly, fireman, prince, must be over 13", must stimulate my mind and show me he loves me. The other side being: saggy, out-of-shape man in 50's seeks Jessica Alba, nothing less.

Profiles should give you a little taste of what he person is like, finding out all about them is what messages/meets or the phone are for. If anyone's looking to get people to jump through several hundred hoops just to get a "Hi" back, they can keep looking.

Besides, the forum is where all the cool people hang out anyway! You'll learn much more about someone from here than their profile in my opinion.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ours is fairly long because we want to try and put across a bit of our personality and what we like, hopefully saves a bit of time on the viewers part so they can move on if they don't like what they read.

We're not interested in anyone that just wants the thrill of sticking their dick in any hole, buy a doughnut for that. We want people similar to us whos company we can enjoy being in as well as getting naked so if a long profile helps, fine.

As with everything ever on here, it's horses for courses but if anyone that can't be arsed to read our profile passes us by then that's cool as we've done pretty well without them. Similarly, we'll skip over any profile that only has a couple of lines as we can't be arsed with anyone that can't make an effort.

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By *imply_SensualMan  over a year ago

warrington

To be honest, the profile text is the last thing I read - I will check out the pictures to see if they appeal to me, if they do, then am I in age range, am I what they are looking for, then where are they located and can they can travel or accommodate.

If all that checks out, then I will start to read the profile. If I get bored after a few lines, then I move on - if its a good profile, then I read on.

Life can be a simpler than you think

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

"I f**k all c**mers"

I guess that is kind of profile guys would like to read

Not toooo long for you, was it?"

Quite. If one looks at "one handed" (sentence) profiles then it's almost certain you'll get a "txt spk" response? Meeting face to face has the opportunity of time to discuss much more than you can put here in text BUT a clear, fully completed profile is essential if you're to both promote who you are and attempt to avoid response from those you would never meet.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

we read them and if its a good profile it wont matter if its lengthy - some are works of literacy skill and fun - f they get repetitive, shouty or boring we give up - but we do try

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By *trawberry-popWoman  over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

I've had profiles longer than my current and waaay shorter than my current...people don't bother even when it's 2 lines long! So my profile text is for those who can be bothered.

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By *irtyGirlWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh

Someone once wrote me a profile to the tune of the Adams Family... I'll post it if I can find it.

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By *L RogueMan  over a year ago

London


"I can't be arsed with war and peace profiles myself so just glaze over and lose interest because they're usually full of rules,regulations and whinges and that's boring "

It's not what you say, it's how you say it. Nothing wrong with a long profile but if the content is too much of anything listed above, then, sometimes, it can work against you.

The profile is the first information a person has about you. So the question is: Are you trying to attract people or put people off? There's pros and cons to both but it depends on what you want.

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By *irtyGirlWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Someone once wrote me a profile to the tune of the Adams Family... I'll post it if I can find it. "

My Name is Dirty Girly,

I've got no Short n Curlies

Orgasm's make me swirly,

Come and please fuck me... Du Du Du Dumm (click click etc)

I live in a place that's bonny,

Edinburgh for you my hunny,

I've got batteries in my bunny,

So come and please fuck me... Du Du Du Dumm (click click etc)

I'll take a man or lady,

It's a yes not no or maybe,

But be safe, no squawking babies

So come and please fuck me... Du Du Du Dumm (click click etc)

I'm feeling kind of frisky

and I know this ad is risky,

I'll even give ya whisky

If you'll come and please fuck me... Du Du Du Dumm (click click)

I'm asking really politely,

If you'll go at least twice nightly,

Just don't look like Richard Whiteley

If you come and play with me... Du Du Du Dumm (click click etc)

I've got some sexy knickers

and me boobs are built for lickers,

I'll even deep fry your Snickers

If you come and play with me... Du Du Du Dumm (click click etc)

Don't be creepy or be cookie,

and wear clothes minging and mucky

I just want some rampant Nookie,

So can you please fuck me?.. Du Du Du Dumm (click click etc)

I don't expect perfection,

from a wide S.H selection,

Just a man with an erection,

Who can use it to fuck me... Du Du Du Dumm (click click)

I'm not asking for a lot,

Just a bloke who makes me hot,

Who knows how to work my slot.

When you want to play with me... Du Du Dum (click click)

You don't have to have three cocks,

To stick a PM into my box,

Just don't turn up wearing crocs

If you want to come fuck me... Du Du Dum (click click)

I really want to please,

And bring you down to your knees

Quick or my bits will seize

If you don't hurry to fuck me... Du Du Dum (click click)

I don't mean to sound all needy,

Or sexually greedy,

I'd even do Cheryl Ty,

If you don't hurry to shag me... Du Du Dum (click click)

So please don't you worry,

I need a man in a hurry,

It's so bad I'll shag Andy Murray

If you don't come up to shag me... Du Du Dum (click click)

Thankyou all for reading,

My humble ad that's pleading,

For you to give my tits a kneading,

If you'll only just P.M. meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!... Du Du Dum (click click)

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Brilliant DG

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That was awesome DG! If a friend wrote that for you, then you have really fun friends

-Courtney

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By *osieWoman  over a year ago

Wembley


"Someone once wrote me a profile to the tune of the Adams Family... I'll post it if I can find it.

My Name is Dirty Girly,

I've got no Short n Curlies

Orgasm's make me swirly,

Come and please fuck me... Du Du Du Dumm (click click etc)

I live in a place that's bonny,

Edinburgh for you my hunny,

I've got batteries in my bunny,

So come and please fuck me... Du Du Du Dumm (click click etc)

I'll take a man or lady,

It's a yes not no or maybe,

But be safe, no squawking babies

So come and please fuck me... Du Du Du Dumm (click click etc)

I'm feeling kind of frisky

and I know this ad is risky,

I'll even give ya whisky

If you'll come and please fuck me... Du Du Du Dumm (click click)

I'm asking really politely,

If you'll go at least twice nightly,

Just don't look like Richard Whiteley

If you come and play with me... Du Du Du Dumm (click click etc)

I've got some sexy knickers

and me boobs are built for lickers,

I'll even deep fry your Snickers

If you come and play with me... Du Du Du Dumm (click click etc)

Don't be creepy or be cookie,

and wear clothes minging and mucky

I just want some rampant Nookie,

So can you please fuck me?.. Du Du Du Dumm (click click etc)

I don't expect perfection,

from a wide S.H selection,

Just a man with an erection,

Who can use it to fuck me... Du Du Du Dumm (click click)

I'm not asking for a lot,

Just a bloke who makes me hot,

Who knows how to work my slot.

When you want to play with me... Du Du Dum (click click)

You don't have to have three cocks,

To stick a PM into my box,

Just don't turn up wearing crocs

If you want to come fuck me... Du Du Dum (click click)

I really want to please,

And bring you down to your knees

Quick or my bits will seize

If you don't hurry to fuck me... Du Du Dum (click click)

I don't mean to sound all needy,

Or sexually greedy,

I'd even do Cheryl Ty,

If you don't hurry to shag me... Du Du Dum (click click)

So please don't you worry,

I need a man in a hurry,

It's so bad I'll shag Andy Murray

If you don't come up to shag me... Du Du Dum (click click)

Thankyou all for reading,

My humble ad that's pleading,

For you to give my tits a kneading,

If you'll only just P.M. meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!... Du Du Dum (click click)"

Did you get any 'meets'?

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By *irtyGirlWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"

Did you get any 'meets'? "

Weirdly my inbox was very busy... it was on another site way back when I was actually active so yeah... it totally worked.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Did you get any 'meets'?

Weirdly my inbox was very busy... it was on another site way back when I was actually active so yeah... it totally worked. "

Brilliant!

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By *L RogueMan  over a year ago

London


"Brilliant DG "

That's sparks interest!

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By *huramMan  over a year ago

London

I think we can all agree that if your profile has a lot of words, you'll be an amazing shag.

And if your profile only has a few words, you'll be a terrible shag.

That's how it works.

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By *osieWoman  over a year ago

Wembley


"I think we can all agree that if your profile has a lot of words, you'll be an amazing shag.

And if your profile only has a few words, you'll be a terrible shag.

That's how it works. "

And those with fewer words won't have to worry as they won't get a 'shag'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Depends what the profile says if it's just a long rant or list of negatives/don't then no I move on.

If it's actually interesting stuff about the person then I read it .

Out of curiosity would anyone say is mine overly long?

All I take from your profile is ice cream, bums & BDSM...

Well if I put high energy plasma physics and children's cartoons people would think I was mad

Actually that makes you sound perfect to us.

People are so afraid of scaring people of on this site everybody ends up being very bland."

A duterium ion accelerated through 1 volt gains 11,600 kelvin in temperature, this means a 15KV field can be used to achieve temperatures in excess of 174 million degrees, this would be sufficent to create a fusion reaction ^_^

Also adventure time is awesome they need more episodes on Netflix.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I say what I need to say

It serves a purpose

If that works for me, I have scant interest in how it works for others

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By *osieWoman  over a year ago

Wembley


"Depends what the profile says if it's just a long rant or list of negatives/don't then no I move on.

If it's actually interesting stuff about the person then I read it .

Out of curiosity would anyone say is mine overly long?

All I take from your profile is ice cream, bums & BDSM...

Well if I put high energy plasma physics and children's cartoons people would think I was mad

Actually that makes you sound perfect to us.

People are so afraid of scaring people of on this site everybody ends up being very bland.

A duterium ion accelerated through 1 volt gains 11,600 kelvin in temperature, this means a 15KV field can be used to achieve temperatures in excess of 174 million degrees, this would be sufficent to create a fusion reaction ^_^

Also adventure time is awesome they need more episodes on Netflix. "

Now, if only you could figure out cold fusion you would have every geeky woman wanting to sleep with you

Let me put it this way; I would have even slept with Martin Fleischmann had he been able to replicate and verify

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By *ancs MinxWoman  over a year ago

Burnley


"I say what I need to say

It serves a purpose

If that works for me, I have scant interest in how it works for others"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Depends what the profile says if it's just a long rant or list of negatives/don't then no I move on.

If it's actually interesting stuff about the person then I read it .

Out of curiosity would anyone say is mine overly long?

All I take from your profile is ice cream, bums & BDSM...

Well if I put high energy plasma physics and children's cartoons people would think I was mad

Actually that makes you sound perfect to us.

People are so afraid of scaring people of on this site everybody ends up being very bland.

A duterium ion accelerated through 1 volt gains 11,600 kelvin in temperature, this means a 15KV field can be used to achieve temperatures in excess of 174 million degrees, this would be sufficent to create a fusion reaction ^_^

Also adventure time is awesome they need more episodes on Netflix.

Now, if only you could figure out cold fusion you would have every geeky woman wanting to sleep with you

Let me put it this way; I would have even slept with Martin Fleischmann had he been able to replicate and verify "

But I need "hot" fusion to make a star in a jar :p

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Damned if you do, damned if you don't

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By *osieWoman  over a year ago

Wembley


"Depends what the profile says if it's just a long rant or list of negatives/don't then no I move on.

If it's actually interesting stuff about the person then I read it .

Out of curiosity would anyone say is mine overly long?

All I take from your profile is ice cream, bums & BDSM...

Well if I put high energy plasma physics and children's cartoons people would think I was mad

Actually that makes you sound perfect to us.

People are so afraid of scaring people of on this site everybody ends up being very bland.

A duterium ion accelerated through 1 volt gains 11,600 kelvin in temperature, this means a 15KV field can be used to achieve temperatures in excess of 174 million degrees, this would be sufficent to create a fusion reaction ^_^

Also adventure time is awesome they need more episodes on Netflix.

Now, if only you could figure out cold fusion you would have every geeky woman wanting to sleep with you

Let me put it this way; I would have even slept with Martin Fleischmann had he been able to replicate and verify

But I need "hot" fusion to make a star in a jar :p"

That is what all the guys say; and then, sorry, it is only a theoretical possibility; and Josh is far too young

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By *isexmistressWoman  over a year ago

Prestwich

When my profile was short I had every dim witted fucker message me,usually absolute nonsense..

Kinda makes it harder for the nice guys I DO WANT TO MEET stand out..

If someone cant be arsed to spend a few minutes reading mine ( as it actually has all the info THEY need to know ,if im to meet them) then read it again to be sure,then im glad if they dont message me.

FUNNY THING IS;The girls who message me(and its quite a few) all say what a great read it is and how horny they are at the thought of meeting...

I guesse girls are more into the QUALITY of the message and the messaging,than the quantity of it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Depends what the profile says if it's just a long rant or list of negatives/don't then no I move on.

If it's actually interesting stuff about the person then I read it .

Out of curiosity would anyone say is mine overly long?

All I take from your profile is ice cream, bums & BDSM...

Well if I put high energy plasma physics and children's cartoons people would think I was mad

Actually that makes you sound perfect to us.

People are so afraid of scaring people of on this site everybody ends up being very bland.

A duterium ion accelerated through 1 volt gains 11,600 kelvin in temperature, this means a 15KV field can be used to achieve temperatures in excess of 174 million degrees, this would be sufficent to create a fusion reaction ^_^

Also adventure time is awesome they need more episodes on Netflix.

Now, if only you could figure out cold fusion you would have every geeky woman wanting to sleep with you

Let me put it this way; I would have even slept with Martin Fleischmann had he been able to replicate and verify

But I need "hot" fusion to make a star in a jar :p

That is what all the guys say; and then, sorry, it is only a theoretical possibility; and Josh is far too young "

It's not theoretical, just a basic Farnsworth hirsch fusor (brought to you by the man that invented television. Lol)

Flame princess is so cute though and reminds me of my bipolar ex lok

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