Lucky heather

By *atcouple OP Couple over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia

I was approached by an old lady selling lucky heather in the High Street today.

I told her, if the heather is so lucky, why are you reduced to selling that crap?

By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

Bet she cursed you!

By *atcouple OP Couple over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia

Bet she cursed you!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We had the same in our local town.

An old woman shoved a bunch of sea saxifrage into my face and demanded " a quid for the lucky white 'eather ".

I pointed out it wasn't heather and she got nasty.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bet she cursed you!

curse them back. they beg you to take it back. my favourite is "may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your arm pits"

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's quite the night for gypsy threads isn't it ?