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over a year ago
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"If I were God, I would move this miserable, cold, damp country 2000 miles south.
What would you do if you were God haha xxxxx"
Shout to the people that say they've found god "No you haven't...I'm over here" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If I were God, I would move this miserable, cold, damp country 2000 miles south.
What would you do if you were God haha xxxxx"
if I were God i would move myself to ur bed   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I were God, I would move this miserable, cold, damp country 2000 miles south.
What would you do if you were God haha xxxxx"
I would allow males the knowledge and ability to give females orgasm as so many lack this ability |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If I were God, I would move this miserable, cold, damp country 2000 miles south.
What would you do if you were God haha xxxxx
I would allow males the knowledge and ability to give females orgasm as so many lack this ability"
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"Actually no, scratch that, I'd scare the living beJeezus out of Mpassion  "
If I were god I would make you one of my agents of havoc to go annoy and cause mayhem to those who I command you to do so.....
all the while you would have to do an evil joker laugh similar to the heather ledger one out of dark knight while doing so as well  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wonder off to make a world full of kittens and puppies that don't need to poop with rivers of icecream and soft marshmallow banks.
And random strippers on candy cane poles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I was god, I'd make it compulsory that all men must walk about with their jeans a little unbuttoned etc, all women to wear white tee shirt that stretched around there boobs |
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By *etzPlayCouple
over a year ago
Southend |
"If I was god, I'd make it compulsory that all men must walk about with their jeans a little unbuttoned etc, all women to wear white tee shirt that stretched around there boobs "
I'd like to second that lol xx |
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"Actually no, scratch that, I'd scare the living beJeezus out of Mpassion
If I were god I would make you one of my agents of havoc to go annoy and cause mayhem to those who I command you to do so.....
all the while you would have to do an evil joker laugh similar to the heather ledger one out of dark knight while doing so as well "
I appreciate the sentiment but I don't work for anyone... I'd go to Hell and become a freelance bastard  |
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"Actually no, scratch that, I'd scare the living beJeezus out of Mpassion
If I were god I would make you one of my agents of havoc to go annoy and cause mayhem to those who I command you to do so.....
all the while you would have to do an evil joker laugh similar to the heather ledger one out of dark knight while doing so as well
I appreciate the sentiment but I don't work for anyone... I'd go to Hell and become a freelance bastard "
fair enough, guess I will have to cause havoc on my own or get my buddy the devil to do so for me  |
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"Actually no, scratch that, I'd scare the living beJeezus out of Mpassion
If I were god I would make you one of my agents of havoc to go annoy and cause mayhem to those who I command you to do so.....
all the while you would have to do an evil joker laugh similar to the heather ledger one out of dark knight while doing so as well
I appreciate the sentiment but I don't work for anyone... I'd go to Hell and become a freelance bastard
fair enough, guess I will have to cause havoc on my own or get my buddy the devil to do so for me "
The Devil is necessary for God to function, after all. All art parts of His manifestation and divine plan.
Bit of a cunt, really.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If I were God, I would move this miserable, cold, damp country 2000 miles south.
What would you do if you were God haha xxxxx"
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Funny that, I mean half of Algeria wants to move here and it would save them an awful lot of walking |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If I were God, I would move this miserable, cold, damp country 2000 miles south.
What would you do if you were God haha xxxxx
Shout to the people that say they've found god "No you haven't...I'm over here""
lol,lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"wipe all humans of the face of the earth
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You only need to be human to do that!.
I thought gods did the big huzzah stuff"
got to start somewhere. thought id work my way up to huzzah type stuff. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"wipe all humans of the face of the earth
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You only need to be human to do that!.
I thought gods did the big huzzah stuff
got to start somewhere. thought id work my way up to huzzah type stuff."
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Like create a whole new different planet just like earth... But with no humans on it!...
I mean it's not like there's no space for another planet out there is it...
Who the fuck makes something that big... For one tiny fucking planet..
Gods there just nuts  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"wipe all humans of the face of the earth
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You only need to be human to do that!.
I thought gods did the big huzzah stuff
got to start somewhere. thought id work my way up to huzzah type stuff..
Like create a whole new different planet just like earth... But with no humans on it!...
I mean it's not like there's no space for another planet out there is it...
Who the fuck makes something that big... For one tiny fucking planet..
Gods there just nuts "
I like to think that such a planet exists just far far away. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"wipe all humans of the face of the earth
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You only need to be human to do that!.
I thought gods did the big huzzah stuff
got to start somewhere. thought id work my way up to huzzah type stuff..
Like create a whole new different planet just like earth... But with no humans on it!...
I mean it's not like there's no space for another planet out there is it...
Who the fuck makes something that big... For one tiny fucking planet..
Gods there just nuts
I like to think that such a planet exists just far far away."
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And there using Jedi mind tricks |
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By *asgod2Man
over a year ago
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Has anyone heard of the Borneo apes who solve all their problems with sex, they just piss off up a tree and bang the shot out of each other male female couple single they don't care. And because of this they are a very tolerant species of ape, so if I was God everyone would have hairy knuckles and say oooouuuhhhh ooooouuuuhhhh aaaaagggghhhhh |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Has anyone heard of the Borneo apes who solve all their problems with sex, they just piss off up a tree and bang the shot out of each other male female couple single they don't care. And because of this they are a very tolerant species of ape, so if I was God everyone would have hairy knuckles and say oooouuuhhhh ooooouuuuhhhh aaaaagggghhhhh "
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You can tell we share an awful lot of dna then! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"wipe all humans of the face of the earth
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You only need to be human to do that!.
I thought gods did the big huzzah stuff
got to start somewhere. thought id work my way up to huzzah type stuff..
Like create a whole new different planet just like earth... But with no humans on it!...
I mean it's not like there's no space for another planet out there is it...
Who the fuck makes something that big... For one tiny fucking planet..
Gods there just nuts
I like to think that such a planet exists just far far away..
And there using Jedi mind tricks "
mind tricks eh? think im immune.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I were God, I would move this miserable, cold, damp country 2000 miles south.
What would you do if you were God haha xxxxxif I were god I would let all the handsome guys into clubs free the ugly ones can pay treble ,it would have a two fold affect couples wouldn't get pissed off being watched because all the watchers would be Adonis and even the guys would be happy wanking in the corner coz they got in free  hugs "
Can I go to this club?
Hugs! xx  
-Courtney |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I were God, I would move this miserable, cold, damp country 2000 miles south.
What would you do if you were God haha xxxxx
I would allow males the knowledge and ability to give females orgasm as so many lack this ability"
I don't |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If I were God, I would move this miserable, cold, damp country 2000 miles south.
What would you do if you were God haha xxxxxif I were god I would let all the handsome guys into clubs free the ugly ones can pay treble ,it would have a two fold affect couples wouldn't get pissed off being watched because all the watchers would be Adonis and even the guys would be happy wanking in the corner coz they got in free hugs
Can I go to this club?
Hugs! xx
-Courtney if I were god beautiful I would give you the club so you and marc can play to your hearts content xx "
You could be one of the guys wanking in the corner. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If I were God, I would move this miserable, cold, damp country 2000 miles south.
What would you do if you were God haha xxxxxif I were god I would let all the handsome guys into clubs free the ugly ones can pay treble ,it would have a two fold affect couples wouldn't get pissed off being watched because all the watchers would be Adonis and even the guys would be happy wanking in the corner coz they got in free hugs
Can I go to this club?
Hugs! xx
-Courtney"
God yes! Me too! I'll help the wankers!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I were God. I'd rearrange the universe into the shape of a cock and balls
mistermiatermac,
sorry maybe my browser has a problem. You have a pic of another profile I know "
I think you're seeing things!
-Courtney |
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"If I were God. I'd rearrange the universe into the shape of a cock and balls
mistermiatermac,
sorry maybe my browser has a problem. You have a pic of another profile I know
I think you're seeing things!
-Courtney"
I can still see his profile pic as the same as NellG's !?!?
Mod I found a glitch in the site |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I was god, I'd make it compulsory that all men must walk about with their jeans a little unbuttoned etc, all women to wear white tee shirt that stretched around there boobs "
If my jeans were unbuttoned I couldn't wear my belt  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I were God. I'd rearrange the universe into the shape of a cock and balls
mistermiatermac,
sorry maybe my browser has a problem. You have a pic of another profile I know
I think you're seeing things!
-Courtney
I can still see his profile pic as the same as NellG's !?!?
Mod I found a glitch in the site "
I've been experiencing outer body experiences.... God has a sense of humour |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If i were God I'd be having a hard time writing this because i wouldn't exist.
But if God did exist and i were God I'd do away with poverty and religion. But then I'd no longer exist.
Sucks to be God. |
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