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Guys, sympathise with me please..
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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We've just spent a few days down at my folk's over Christmas and the bed in the spare room is way too noisy to get up to anything, couples with the fact that Siren's got the painters in and.... well, my balls are rock hard and I swear if Siren touches my cock it'll self destruct in 5 seconds flat!
Guys, do your balls ache like buggery if you haven't cum for a few days?
I know I could go and knock one out but the thing is I've told Siren that I haven't cum for a few days and now she's looking forward to receiving the full load when normal service is resumed.
Should I wait for her, or go and paint the porcelain with a fresh coat?  |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
What you do have to remember though is you only get a bucket and a half and at your age you will have long since used up the full bucket so how much do you have left and can you afford to waste it???  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well after thinking about this id...........
Fuck her up the arse! "
I like my nuts where they are, not hanging round her fookin neck as a trophy cos that's what would happen if I knocked on the back door! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Erm... scuse being so crude... but why don't you just fuck her now?  "
Um... on blob week?
Not a fookin chance of hell, nack, not doing that. Bleeeurgh!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What you do have to remember though is you only get a bucket and a half and at your age you will have long since used up the full bucket so how much do you have left and can you afford to waste it??? "
Huh? Bucket and a half?
Just how big is this bucket then cos I reckon there's enough stored up in there right now to fill a small swimming pool!
Me nuts are so swollen I feel like a fookin cow that needs milking ffs!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"*tries to remember Wishy being sympathetic to others*
Has she got a sister?"
Hey, I'm known as Mr. Sympathy around these parts! 
...and it's a bit difficult to knock one out in peace when you have a 13y/o daughter who spends, like, 6,000 hours a day in the bathroom already!!
Besides, Siren knows I wanna unload on her face, she just worried about it all getting in her hair as we're going out for NYE celebrations tonight and she don't wanna look like the White Witch of Narnia with her hair all stiff, gooey and white! Selfish bint.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"*tries to remember Wishy being sympathetic to others*
Has she got a sister?
Hey, I'm known as Mr. Sympathy around these parts!
...and it's a bit difficult to knock one out in peace when you have a 13y/o daughter who spends, like, 6,000 hours a day in the bathroom already!!
Besides, Siren knows I wanna unload on her face, she just worried about it all getting in her hair as we're going out for NYE celebrations tonight and she don't wanna look like the White Witch of Narnia with her hair all stiff, gooey and white! Selfish bint.
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you need to part ex her for a more considerate one
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Hey, I'm known as Mr. Sympathy around these parts!
...and it's a bit difficult to knock one out in peace when you have a 13y/o daughter who spends, like, 6,000 hours a day in the bathroom already!!
Besides, Siren knows I wanna unload on her face, she just worried about it all getting in her hair as we're going out for NYE celebrations tonight and she don't wanna look like the White Witch of Narnia with her hair all stiff, gooey and white! Selfish bint.
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Showercap? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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eugh depends if she doesnt mind when the painters are in doesnt it?
i was playing with a guy a chams, went to suck his balls and he told me not to as he would shoot his load so im guessing that yes, they are highly sensitive |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ask her to easy the pressure, she has hands and lips"
Fuck it. I couldn't wait for Siren. Me nuts were like a farmer's smallholding - a good couple of acres!
Sorted now! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"*tries to remember Wishy being sympathetic to others*
Has she got a sister?
Hey, I'm known as Mr. Sympathy around these parts!
...and it's a bit difficult to knock one out in peace when you have a 13y/o daughter who spends, like, 6,000 hours a day in the bathroom already!!
Besides, Siren knows I wanna unload on her face, she just worried about it all getting in her hair as we're going out for NYE celebrations tonight and she don't wanna look like the White Witch of Narnia with her hair all stiff, gooey and white! Selfish bint.
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Simples........
Tell her to wear a shower cap |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We've just spent a few days down at my folk's over Christmas and the bed in the spare room is way too noisy to get up to anything, couples with the fact that Siren's got the painters in and.... well, my balls are rock hard and I swear if Siren touches my cock it'll self destruct in 5 seconds flat!
Guys, do your balls ache like buggery if you haven't cum for a few days?
I know I could go and knock one out but the thing is I've told Siren that I haven't cum for a few days and now she's looking forward to receiving the full load when normal service is resumed.
Should I wait for her, or go and paint the porcelain with a fresh coat? "
Remember those days when you would drive out somewhere quiet and ..... well it's still fun. |
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